[Weekly Summary & Extra] and Toothache 7
The old thief Watanabe’s reason for delaying the update this week is [Toothache]
"Why do you come up with all kinds of excuses every week to be perfunctory - haha!"
The friend of the old thief Watanabe discovered that the old thief’s face was swollen into a fat pig.
Although the old thief Watanabe is indeed a fat otaku with a healthy face, it is indeed rare to see his face swollen like this.
"What happened?"
"@#¥%~2#¥"
"speak English!"
So the old thief Watanabe started typing on his mobile phone like his classmate Xi Xiao,
【I am losing weight recently.】
"Um?"
[If I don’t eat anything at night, I’ll just drink cereal.]
"Um...then?"
【One pack of cereal was not enough, so I ate two packs.】
"...Is it because of this?"
【Then I woke up like this the next morning.】
"Then...what did the dentist say?"
The old thief Watanabe's eyes suddenly brightened,
[The dentist who cleaned my teeth is a pretty girl!]
"You still call this a toothache?"
【She is still the same age as me!】
"……Then?"
[She asked me how much my salary was, and after I told her, she ignored me!]
"...It's too real."
[But the dentist lady was really great and she cleaned my teeth for two hours. 】
"How many stones do you have..."
The old thief Watanabe applied it to his face and said excitedly, "The dentist lady is much cuter than my readers! She said thirteen sentences to me today! My book reviews and this chapter last week didn't even add up to three, and the book
None of my friends love me anymore.]
"Who told you to always update alone!"
[My single update is a trivial matter, readers not liking me is the most important thing, okay! Originally, if everyone had been more active, I might have released double updates in one day this week. 】
"So you don't know the priorities at all, right..." The old thief's friend said calmly, "If you weren't so incompetent, how could everyone not support you."
[I will not be discouraged by this kind of thing! I write novels for my own reading. Even if you don’t give me recommendation votes, don’t give me rewards, don’t give me promotions for my works, and don’t send book reviews to encourage me, will you?
Well, if you don’t talk about intimate interactions with me in this chapter, I won’t be angry at all! Humph!]
"You are the only one who has written such shameful words..."
[Then, I will give a preview of the pigeons for next week and the next week]
"Um?"
【I’m going to have a root canal next week.】
"ha……"
[Next week I need to change the dressing and have my wisdom teeth removed. 】
"Ha...you have saved all the two major pains of dental care for adults."
[So...even if I am alone, even if the readers don’t encourage me or support me after knowing these things, I won’t be sad. Anyway, I have always been here alone. They have authors they like more. See
In fact, giving me a recommendation vote for my book seems like charity to them, with a look of sympathy, right? In that case, I don’t need it.】
"Perhaps you are right...but you are just a fan. They like other people, not because other people's works are more beautiful than yours."
[Anyway, I just write novels out of interest, and I don’t care whether readers really... really like me... or something...]
"Are you serious?"
The old thief Watanabe nodded angrily, and then applied it to his face.
"Then why are you crying? Your eyes are all red." My friend sat next to the old thief Watanabe and patted the old thief on the head.
[Toothache.] The old thief typed.
Thank you for this week’s reward:
Thanks to [Deguozhaifuji] classmate for the 100.asxs.coin reward!
Thanks to classmates [Xiaoyuan] for the 1888 book coins reward! (Creation/Book City)
Chapter completed!