Lately I've been feeling like something's wrong with my body.

As soon as the old thief turned on the computer, opened the dark room, and opened the novel manuscript, his brain began to tremble.

"Give up, you can't live by coding! How long will you be single before you give up?"

"Look at you! Everyone else has already celebrated Chinese Valentine's Day, but you, a fat nerd, are still thinking about how to write a special Chinese Valentine's Day episode."

"I heard that if you are a virgin at the age of 23, the chance of becoming a magician after the age of 23 is as high as 67%."

The old thief thought to himself that this must be the soul of the pigeon in his heart bewitching him. It couldn't be true - it was just poisonous pigeon soup. The old thief was definitely the 33%.

Then the old thief’s mother and the old thief have weekly videos.

"My son, are you still coding? Stop coding! Your brain is exhausted from writing. You can earn more than a thousand yuan a month. Don't tire your body out."

The old thief thought to himself, Mom, I’m sorry for you. In fact, I haven’t had any royalties for two months... not even a hundred yuan.

"By the way, is there a girl chasing you? You can just be friends, but you don't have to get married. I see that you usually don't post on Moments or post updates. Are you completely unsocial?"

Isn’t love without the purpose of marriage just a hooligan?!

The old thief thought to himself that I am not such a casual man, but that I purely love the author, and I cannot let my brand be ruined.

"Well, dating in the imperial capital is too expensive. I will go back to my hometown for a blind date during the Chinese New Year."

"The good girl at home has run away with someone else a long time ago. Are there any girls chasing you if you are still waiting for you to chase you? It would be great if a girl chases you. Wasn't there a girl in your high school who knitted a scarf for you? She

Are you still single now?"

The old thief wiped the tears from his heart. Although the past was unbearable, the old thief still had to maintain a strong smile, "Not yet... I feel that my life is very hard now, and I can't delay other girls."

Every time the old thief said this, he felt cool. Unfortunately, no girl fell in love with the old thief after hearing these words.

It’s not like the old thief never thought that one day he would write a book and become famous, and meet his book friends, and then he discovered that the book friend in the group who always claimed to be a fat otaku turned out to be a little lolita with a childlike face, and then he and

The long-admired old thief develops into a smooth relationship——

The old thief wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth and continued coding.

This is actually a plot that readers would love to see. Should we design it as a story and put it into a novel? Sorachi Gorilla really likes to appear as a guest gorilla in "Golden Soul". Maybe if we do this, there will be more content in this chapter.

From a comment?

Huh... I really want more readers... Crazy face QAQ.

I don’t want readers just because I want to be single... People who like my novels must be obese and nerdy!

However, it’s really hurtful that there are no recommendations... It’s almost 100,000 words long and I don’t even have a test pitch.

If you write too fast, you will be afraid of being put on the shelves; if you write too slow, you will feel sorry for the readers who have given so many rewards... Then why not send out all the accumulated manuscripts when they are put on the shelves to make up for it...

Maybe the editor didn't notice this book because its presence was so low? Hehehe... I'm pretty good at finding reasons to comfort myself.

However, with the support of so many readers, I have to write a million copies of "Sense of Existence" this time, right?

emmmm...I can't always be unlucky, right? Obviously everyone is looking forward to me and eager for me QAQ

The old thief then thought about it, if all the big guys on the fan list were beautiful girls and rich women, then all he had to do was code words - they would all be willing to spend a lot of money on themselves like this, and help the old thief get rid of the bill. not simple--

Thinking of this, the old thief immediately entered the sage mode and began to think about how to complete another book with 50,000 words before tomorrow, submit the manuscript and get the royalties.

[Summary of this week’s rewards]

Thanks to classmate [sd Lin Lin] for the 20000.asxs.coin reward!

Thanks to fellow student [Deguo Zhafuji] for the 10,000.asxs.coin reward!

Thanks to [Loli Saigao] classmate for the 6000.asxs.coin reward!

Thanks to [passerby] classmate for the 2000.asxs.coin reward!

Thank you [Xiaosheng] classmate for the 1200.asxs.coin reward!

Thanks to [Super High School Level Ace Pigeon] classmate for the 1100.asxs.coin reward!

Thanks to [Feiyele] classmate for the 1100.asxs.coin reward!
Chapter completed!