Chapter 268
"Ah Fu, give him a thousand yuan." The woman raised her mouth towards a tuft of hair.
Li Ling was in a daze when he saw the tuft of hair handing him a stack of banknotes. He took it, pulled out five and handed it back: "Well, since you have a spiritual eye and know the ways of our business, female life master,
"Then, you can count as half of us who share the same path. If you want to resolve the fate of half of the people who share the same path, you will do as you please, and I will withdraw half of it."
"Is there still such a rule?" The woman chuckled, "Then, let me ask you again, how do you figure out that I am a woman? You can't hide this from me either."
Li Ling was startled, thinking that she was in trouble today. She actually knew that he had figured it out - figured out that she was a woman, instead of seeing it.
He immediately looked up at her and said, "Do you really want to know?"
"Well, I'm very interested." The woman's voice suddenly softened, her eyes seemed to be shining, and she stared at Li Ling closely.
This expression is like that of an innocent girl expecting the teacher to answer her questions.
"Okay, actually, I calculated through the "Six Yao Divine Numbers" that you don't have Adam's apple." Li Ling made a mental decision, come on, it's better not to tell the truth, it will save you more trouble.
"If you pretend to be a man but don't have an Adam's apple, you must be a woman."
"You are lying!" The woman's expression changed instantly, "Your eyes are rolling, you are making up excuses! You can't lie to me!"
"I'll wipe it!" Li Ling spat inwardly. He rolled his eyes without glancing wildly. You could tell that I was lying!
"Miss, what exactly do you want to know? If you insist on me telling you, I'm sure you don't have a penis?"
What he said made the vendors watching the fun not far away burst into laughter. Even the middle-aged beggar next to the woman couldn't help but burst into laughter.
"You! You guys..." The woman's face changed color, "Agui, have you laughed enough? Go back and punish you to face the wall!" After saying that, he looked at his watch and stared at Li Ling hatefully.
"Okay, my best friend has an urgent matter, and I don't have time to bother you today! But remember, you have to do three things for me! Not including telling how you figured out that I am a woman!
"You can't escape these three things! Agui, you're still laughing! Go and get the car over quickly!"
"Wait, wait!" When Li Ling saw her turning around to leave, he quickly rushed forward, "Is it because you misunderstood the wrong person, or is it because my ears don't work well?
"I owe you three things? You and I are strangers. Miss, are you not sleepwalking?"
The woman turned around and smiled: "Hehe! Master, you have something in my hands, oh, or in other words, I can control a time bomb around you at any time!
"Although you are a cunning and rogue person, you still have some skills. I will ask you to do three things for me. When I think of those three things, I will naturally come to you!"
"If you don't do it for me, well, I'll--" After saying that, he made a gesture of holding up the remote control with his right hand.
"Then, bang! Haha!" After that, he left.
Let me go! I am free and unrestrained. I am used to wild cranes and idle clouds. How can I allow someone to sit on my neck and boss me around and show off my power!
"Woman!" Li Ling jumped forward to block her way, "It's not too late to leave before you speak clearly!
"You left half of what you said to me, which made me anxious. Please finish what you said. Otherwise, I won't be able to sleep tonight, and you may not be able to be the bridesmaid."
"Can I be a bridesmaid?" The woman frowned, "Are you trying to rob someone?"
"Haha!" Li Ling shook his head and smiled, "I don't dare to do anything illegal, but,
"I'm going to do a reverse trick. You and your driver won't be able to get home until tomorrow morning, and you won't be able to be the bridesmaid. Do you want to try?"
"Wow! Do you really know how to cast spells?" The woman stared at Li Ling with wide eyes, "Grandpa Third said that the thing he regrets most in his life is not learning one or two spells!
"Master Li, do you really know how to do magic? Quickly cast it and let me see!"
"Damn it, didn't you hear that I was threatening you? You still want me to perform!" Li Ling spat, "Tell me, what handle do I have, what time bomb do you have in your hands?
"You must be mentally prepared. There are only two types of people who dare to threaten me. The first type is those who dare not be arrogant anymore after I took off their pants and spanked them.
"There is another type of person, and that is the person who is about to be spanked by me taking off his pants and is still arrogant. Miss tomboy, what type of person do you want to be?"
"Haha, Master, you are so funny!" The woman giggled, "You actually copied my catchphrase. Anyone who dares to jump around in front of me,
"There is one type of people who gave up treatment because of my tossing, and there is another type of people, people like you, who don't want to give up treatment yet. Master, are you going to give up treatment or not?"
Seeing that he couldn't scare her, Li Ling scratched his head and said, "How about this? You tell me what leverage I have in your hands, and I'll tell you how I figured out that you are a woman. How about that?"
"Well, I have to let you know anyway, otherwise I won't be able to restrain you." The woman nodded, "Then it's a deal!"
"It's a deal." Li Ling nodded. In his opinion, what leverage can you use to threaten me?
Labor and capital have reached the innate realm. At this moment, the eyes of heaven and earth will no longer shorten my life. Threatening me is a monk who is not afraid of heaven and earth. The king of hell sees me and speaks well of me. It's too early for you, a little girl.
"The Feng Shui killing trap you set up in front of Wangjianglou Hotel." The woman's tone changed and she looked at Li Ling calmly, "Do you have any impressions?"
"Nonsense! Sao Nian, that's called the 'Mangthorn Bureau'." Li Ling nodded, "This master's masterpiece is a feng shui artifact that can be used to deal with people like you. It is guaranteed to be a fake and will not deceive anyone."
"Haha!" The woman smiled, "Then have you ever thought about what if someone can break the killing trap you set up?"
"Broken? Hahaha!" Li Ling laughed instantly after hearing this, "Although your face is blocked by filth, in my opinion, you can be regarded as a pretty and lovely girl like a flower.
"For a woman as handsome as you, how do you want your whole body to be covered with sores, pustules, and an unbearable stench? If you want to experience it, then you can go and break the situation."
"Master Li, then you must underestimate me!" The woman chuckled, "Ordinary people break the situation without knowing the key, and naturally they will be evil;
"The key point is that even Master Kanyu who set up this game can't withdraw within a few years, right? But, sir, I have read it over and over several times, and it is very simple to break your thorny game!
"Master Li, you are a smart man. If an outsider breaks the trap you have set, what will be the consequences? Haha!"
"Oh?" Li Ling raised his eyebrows and looked at the woman of unknown origin in front of him, who was disguised as a man.
The feng shui evil situation created by the Kanyu Qingwu technique contained in "The Return of Ten Thousand Dharmas" in his mind is such that ordinary people, even Master Kanyu, who has a high level of cultivation, can only see some ways.
The one who really wants to break the situation must be the master of the family whose family has inherited the art for thousands of years.
Chapter completed!