Chapter 1340 Cao Zhang scolds Liu Bei
"Let Cao Zhang come over." Liu Yu said to Li Gui: "This is really inappropriate."
"I obey the order!" Li Gui immediately sent a guard to issue an order to Cao Zhang.
The guards who received the order came to Cao Zhang as quickly as possible to announce Liu Yu's order in front of everyone. Cao Zhang immediately returned to Liu Yu's presence from the front of the formation. Such actions made Liu Bei and others at Jiange locked up, and they didn't know what the situation was.
"What exactly is Liu Boxuan doing? So suddenly?!" Liu Bei even doubted whether Liu Yu was engaged in any conspiracy.
Everyone on Liu Jun was confused by Liu Yu's sudden order and called Cao Zhang back temporarily. Could it be that something was wrong?
Cao Zhang also thought that he had done something wrong, which led to Liu Yu changing the general now, and he was very nervous.
"See Your Majesty!" Cao Zhang bowed to Liu Yu obediently.
Liu Yu whispered: "Ziwen. Your performance just now really disappointed me. You have to know that you were just yelling and trying to stimulate the other party. How could others get angry with a literary tone? You have disappointed me too much. Haven't you said swear words in your usual way?"
"Your Majesty, this... I have been talking like this since I was a child." Cao Zhang was a little unfair. He was a little irritated, but he rarely said swear words.
For a while, it was really a bit embarrassing to let Cao Zhang say ugly swear words.
Liu Yu understood that Cao Cao's family education was very strict, and he was even strict with his son so he had to behave in a manner. Cao Zhang had always taken Cao Cao as an example since he was a child, so he was naturally well educated by Cao Cao. Cao Cao was a cultural person. Although he was treacherous, he had always been a literati. He rarely said slutty words, and he did not speak foul words, and he also had the same requirements for his son.
But when the two armies fight, especially in such offensive and defensive battles, eloquence is often very important. Swearing without a single word is the highest level of cursing. For example, Zhuge Liang, Sima Yi, Pang Tong, Jia Xu, Ju Su and others are all like this. Cao Zhang is a Huangkouru, who is not well-educated and does not study hard, so how could he have such a profound art of cursing? Just like today, cursing people in a literary way, and others are like a joke when they hear it.
So Liu Yu needs to give Cao Zhang a good guidance this time.
"Ziwen. Swearing is skillful. The highest level is that there is no dirty word. However, it will take some time to reach that level now. Well, you can ask for evil and let him teach you how to curse people. Remember, ask humbly." Liu Yu asked Cao Zhang to find Dian Wei, and Dian Wei's cursing skills are also a great skill.
However, contrary to cursing people without spitting dirty words, Dianwei is a dirty word.
Cao Zhang was a little confused. Liu Yu asked him to come back and said this? Isn’t it a bit of a play? Some people sharpen their guns at the last minute, but I have never heard of them learning to curse people at the last minute. What’s more, the other party really can’t stand the stimulation? Will this be too easy?
This is the case with Liu Yu's imperial edict, and Cao Zhang could only do it.
Cao Zhang came to Dian Wei silently and said Liu Yu's meaning.
Dian Wei laughed, took out a piece of paper from his arms, patted Cao Zhang's shoulder and said, "Your Majesty is still wise. I have already written a piece of insulting Liu Bei. I am waiting to use it when the two armies are fighting. I didn't expect you to be the first one. Now, take it and take a look. Don't embarrass me later."
Cao Zhang took the things handed over by Dian Wei in a daze, and then opened them to take a look.
After reading it, Cao Zhang's face was not good-looking and asked weakly: "General Dian, do you have to say that?"
"What? This has taken me a lot of geniuses to get it. It is definitely the essence of my years. No one else can get it. You kid still have this look?" Dian Wei smiled with a threat.
Cao Zhang had no other intentions. He was indeed not good at scolding people. If Cao Zhang thought of this, Liu Bei would definitely want to kill him after hearing this.
Dian Wei handed the loudspeaker around his waist to Cao Zhang and said, "Take this thing over and greet Liu Bei well. I promise that Liu Bei will be inexplicably sad and angry after hearing this, and rushed out to kill you."
Well, Cao Zhang also knew the usage of this thing, so he took it happily. But Cao Zhang didn't feel that much like him in his heart.
With the things Dian Wei gave him, Cao Zhang immediately went out again.
"Come on evil, what are you giving Cao Zhang? Cao Zhang's face changed." Zhang Fei asked Dian Wei quietly.
"You may not believe it. That's what I have learned from swearing for many years. This thing was originally intended to be passed on to my son. Now it's cheaper Cao Zhang." Dian Wei said shamelessly.
Zhang Fei was sweating coldly. Dian Wei actually had such an idea. Even the experience of cursing was to be passed on to his son. It was really unreasonable.
Liu Yu was also very curious about what Dian Wei gave to Cao Zhang. Li Gui was the insect in Liu Yu's belly. He had sent someone to monitor him before, and told Liu Yu the conversation between Dian Wei and Cao Zhang word by word.
When Liu Yu learned that Dian Wei had such a great lethal thing, he was no longer lazy and did it directly, just waiting to see how Cao Zhang insulted Liu Bei later and stimulated Liu Bei.
This is a good show.
Cao Zhang slowly returned to the position he had stood before, took out the paper given by Dian Wei, and looked carefully for a while.
Liu Bei and others were very surprised. Cao Zhang went back and then looked at the same thing as a letter in front of the pass. What was he doing? Is it Liu Yu's letter of persuasion to Cao Zhang? It's impossible. Liu Bei and others could see clearly that thing clearly and was taken out of Dian Wei.
When Liu Bei and others were puzzled, Cao Zhang's entangled face relaxed and he opened his mouth and began.
"Liu Bei, listen. Your evil deed, whose life is incomplete, is not a man's dog! Today, your grandfather Cao Zhang is coming to teach you a lesson, an unworthy descendant! Turtle grandson, you are born a disaster star. You have sores on your head and trash stuff with pus flowing from the soles of your feet. Every day I think about how to harm people. I have never seen such a bad person. You said you have done a good thing over the years. Forcing a woman to force a woman to become a prostitute, it's good that the male style is! Don't think that others don't know,
The dirty things between you and Xu Shu have long been known to the world. All the generals and personal soldiers around you are not your leader. If you have sex, come down and let my spear give you one to your butt door to satisfy your dirty heart. How about it, my spear is already hungry and thirsty. You Liu Bei don’t come down yet and relax quickly." Cao Zhang almost read it according to the contents of the paper given by Dian Wei. "God gave you a spear, which you actually use as a messing stick!"
There are still many contents in it, but Cao Zhang really couldn't continue to recite it. What I read before was all filthy words that Cao Zhang could not accept. Cao Zhang felt that the following content was so stingy, let alone read it out.
For the sake of his reputation, Cao Zhang still firmly gave up and continued reading. Cao Zhang can be sure that his reputation will definitely spread throughout the world, but it is not the good one.
Cao Zhang's scolding came directly to Jiange Pass, and Liu Bei and others could hear it clearly.
Liu Bei's fists were clenched tightly, he was enduring. Cao Zhang almost scolded Liu Bei from the beginning to the end. Liu Bei was very envious and knew that Cao Zhang was agitating the generals, so he would not be angry. What if he could be angry? Go out to kill Cao Zhang? Didn't you see a few Liu Jun and a few generals staring at him, just waiting for Liu Bei to rush out! Liu Bei was not that stupid.
When Liu Bei's subordinates heard Cao Zhang scolding in front of the pass, they all wiped their sweat secretly. Seeing that Cao Zhang was young, he would not leave any room for cursing people. If he was scolding himself, he would probably have been exposed now. He is still the master of the state and has a very good heart and a good heart. So far, his face has not changed at all. He is worthy of being a person who has fought a strong battle with the heroes in the Central Plains, his heart is definitely not comparable to anyone in Yizhou.
"Damn it!" Liu Bei calmed down his anger. "Send the order, strictly guard!"
Liu Bei did not make any big moves, and Cao Zhang was disappointed, which meant that he would continue to scold.
Cao Zhang turned his head and looked at Liu Yu, and found that Liu Yu was listening with interest now.
"It seems that I still need to recite it." Cao Zhang knew that he had to finish reading the complete collection of swear words given by Dian Wei today.
Cao Zhang made up his mind and took out the paper given by Dian Wei, and said loudly: "Liu Bei, your grandson is extremely shameless. He was a pervert who was taken by several strong men through the back door. Your mother gave birth to you with great effort, so you are here to do this? I think Mrs. Liu raised you with a handful of shit and urine. God knows that you will be so unintentional. Your mother is really sorry for the people of the Han Dynasty. She gave birth to such a disaster. Even if your mother dies, she will have no face to face the whole Han Dynasty. I will find an opportunity to dig out your mother and see what kind of people gave birth to such a disaster. Liu Bei, if I were you, I will jump directly from the Jiange to apologize for death!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Liu Bei broke out and cursed: "Child Cao Zhang, you are too bullying!"
Cao Zhang could curse Liu Bei, but when he scolded Liu Bei's mother, Liu Bei was almost crazy. Liu Bei's father died early, and Liu Bei and his mother depended on each other. If you want to say that the evil-hearted Liu Bei had any concerns, it was his mother. Cao Zhang almost insulted Liu Bei's mother and wanted to dig out the deceased Mrs. Liu Bei, as a son of man, could no longer control his scheming.
"Haha! Liu Bei, did I think you are a turtle that doesn't speak? What's wrong? When it comes to your pain, you are a bastard. It turns out that you are also a bastard." Cao Zhang was afraid that Liu Bei would not speak, but now Liu Bei cursed angrily, and Cao Zhang was happy.
Cao Zhangyao pointed at Liu Bei and cursed angrily: "Your mother's biggest sin is that you have caused you this disaster, and everyone in the world knows it! If you, Liu Bei, have a good fortune, come out to fight to the death with me. I am waiting for you here. If you don't have the courage, you will not matter. If you find a place to castrate yourself, I can recommend you to enter the palace and get a Zhongchang Shishi."
What Cao Zhang said now is not what Dian Wei gave, he wanted to say it himself.
Dian Wei was a little regretful. Cao Zhang did not say exactly what he gave, which made Liu Bei unable to get out of control. If Cao Zhang angered Liu Bei, Dian Wei would have made a contribution. People in the world would know that Dian Wei was also very good at cursing people. It would not be possible without some culture. Dian Wei could also slowly get rid of the image of being uncultured.
What a pity, Dian Wei is a little disappointed now.
Liu Yu was very satisfied with Cao Zhang's performance this time and praised: "It's very good. It's rough and detailed, and the sentences are used appropriately. He is a talent worth cultivating."
Li Gui was sweating profusely. He didn't know that Liu Yu saw that Cao Zhang was a talent that could be cultivated. Could it be that Cao Zhang learned quickly in cursing people?
Of course not.
"Looking for death!" Liu Bei took out a bow and arrow and launched a sneak attack on Cao Zhang.
The feather arrow flew towards Cao Zhang quickly, and Cao Zhang was shocked. He was not prepared at all, but he didn't expect Liu Bei would attack him.
Liu Bei was happy in his heart. From the tricks of the feather arrows and Cao Zhang's reaction, he knew that he had succeeded in this arrow and could revenge Cao Zhang's insults. Liu Bei's arms were so long, and his arm strength was naturally amazing. He had always hidden his powerful archery ability, but it was exposed today.
Liu Yu suddenly discovered Liu Bei's ability that had been hidden for many years, and became secretly alert in his heart that he would add more dikes to Liu Bei in this regard in the future.
Maybe God did not give Liu Bei any face. When Liu Bei shot the feather arrow and flew in the air, a strong wind suddenly blew up, rolling up countless dust. The feather arrow was affected by the strong wind and directly deviated from its original track and shot to the ground next to Cao Zhang. Cao Zhang did not hurt at all.
Cao Zhang was scared and sweated in a cold sweat just now. Fortunately, he escaped the disaster and secretly called God to bless him.
After looking at the shaking tail of the feather arrow, Cao Zhang cursed at Liu Bei contemptuously: "Liu Bei, you only have this little ability. It seems that you have been too drunk and empty your body. You can't even shoot the feather arrow first. It's really sad. Come on! I'm erecting my chest to shoot you! See if you can shoot."
Cao Zhang was very thrusting his chest up as if he was waiting for Liu Bei to ejaculate.
Liu Bei was so depressed that he was so depressed that he saw Cao Zhang's arrogant look, he immediately shot the second arrow. However, considering the possible wind, he increased the strength in his hand.
But this time, there was no wind at all. Liu Bei's feather arrow flew directly over Cao Zhang's head and did not hit Cao Zhang.
"Haha! Liu Bei, you're shooting right." Cao Zhang was very arrogant while posing in his chest. "You're so cheap."
When Dian Wei heard Cao Zhang's words, he immediately shouted loudly: "Liu Bei is so cheap!"
Chapter completed!