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Chapter 386 King of the spare tire(1/2)

Netizen {I am your little star}: Hello Brother Shitou, I want to ask you something. I know a top graduate student at Fuda, but I found out that he is a Neptune. After I found out, I went to question her.

, he told me that he treats other people just for fun, and he wants to get married to me, and he wants to use this method to test our love. What should I do?

"Little sister, I want to ask you. You already know that your so-called boyfriend is Neptune, but you didn't break up with him, and you still come to ask questions. What answer do you want? Tell me first, who is your boyfriend?

What are the advantages of your boyfriend that make you willing to do this?" Chen Shi asked, taking a sip of wolfberry from the thermos cup.

"He is an academic master. He is a graduate student at Fuzhou University. I feel that he is very knowledgeable. I can accept him doing this, but I am confused. I am afraid what if he is snatched away by others?"

"Sister, wait a minute, I'm asking you a question. Do you have a sister? What do you look like? Do you mind loving someone like this?"

{I am your little star}: "I have a sister who is a sophomore this year. She is very good-looking and has a good figure. She probably can't accept this, right?"

"Then did your boyfriend ask you for your sister's WeChat account?" Chen Shi asked again.

{I am your little star}: "I want to live with it, but I won't give it. My sister doesn't like people like him. The main reason is that I'm afraid that my sister will get close to him and I will have another love rival."

Chen Shi was speechless. How could he be like this? "Sister, I think you are hopeless. You are actually worried that your sister will become your love rival, so you refused to give you that so-called academic boyfriend.

WeChat.

Let me tell you this, although I am from 985, I don’t think I am a top student, but my undergraduate degree is 985. It is not difficult to pass Qingbei as a graduate student. Ask your boyfriend what school he is undergraduate in, Fuzhou University

Are graduate students just showing off?

Although I don’t know you well, girl, I know that you must be a scumbag and have never even gone to college, so you are attracted to the persona of a top student. Let me put it bluntly, your boyfriend is just fooling you like this.

row.

Now that I have mentioned this, I will give you some popular science on what is a true academic master, what is a real academic master, and what is a fake academic master, so as to prevent you from being deceived by the persona of an academic master again in the future.

To be considered a true academic master, in China, only undergraduate students are judged, that is, college entrance examination scores. If your college entrance examination scores are admitted to Qingbei University or Fuzhou University, it is basically certain that you are a true academic master, provided that you did not get into the college entrance examination due to special recruitment.

, for example, a certain girl entered Shuimu University as an art student. Can you say that she is a top student? Definitely not. This is because the school recruits students with celebrity effect and enhances the school’s reputation. Even if such students enter Shuimu University

, she just dawdled around to get a diploma and improve her academic qualifications. There were no popular majors that would recruit her.

Let me tell you this, generally true academics, especially those from prestigious schools, are divided into two types, one is to go to work or start a business after graduating from a bachelor's degree, and the other is to go abroad for further study.

Let’s talk about the academic masters you call. First of all, many laymen will be shocked by the graduate students from major schools. Let me explain to you in detail. Among the graduate students, if they are academic, most of them have real talents.

, such as scientific research, it is very difficult to have your own exclusive results report during the graduation defense, so this type of graduates are the favorites of major companies.

Let me talk about some more, such as the Department of Media, Business Administration, etc. Let me give you an example. Does Southeast know about it? It is a double first-class university in China. The admission score of Southeast’s law graduate students is lower than that of Nanjing Normal University. Do you think it is possible?

I tell you this is a fact. Most laymen don’t understand. When applying for graduate school, you can directly check whether the person is applying for the main subjects of the school. For example, the law department is a niche in the Southeast. What is so great about the Southeast? It must be architecture.

If you are a graduate student in the Department of Architecture and fall into this category, you are basically a top student.

Talking about your boyfriend, you want to see which department of Fuzhou University he applied for as a graduate student? In fact, it is not that difficult to get into the niche departments of some prestigious schools if you work hard. Remember, the postgraduate entrance examination is much easier than the college entrance examination. Here I say

The thing is that it is much easier to enter a prestigious school after the postgraduate entrance examination than to enter the college entrance examination, especially if you choose a niche department in a prestigious school.

And the postgraduate entrance examination also depends on what he studied? If he is studying for an MBA, then to put it bluntly, you can also go to Qingbei, prepare 400,000, have classes on Saturdays and Sundays, and you will be awarded a diploma, but it is not full-time

Graduate diploma, knock on the blackboard, graduate students are also divided into full-time and part-time.

Except for Qingbei, some well-known 985 schools, including Fuda, only need 200,000 yuan for two years, and some only need 100,000 yuan. To put it bluntly, going to MBA is to plate yourself with gold, and it is mainly to make connections, but MBA is one year

The tuition fee is less than 200,000 yuan, and the connections you make are limited to that. Especially if you study for an MBA, which costs 20,000 yuan to 30,000 yuan a year, it is purely to improve your academic qualifications.

Which business school is the easiest to make connections? The Cheung Kong Graduate School of Business founded by Li Ka-shing was one of the first places to make connections. Now it is the Hupan Business School founded by Jack Ma. This type of school is relatively simple and straightforward. Students who want to come to class must be from the company

President, in addition to the tuition fee of 300,000 yuan a year, there is a mandatory requirement. The company must have an annual income of more than 30 million yuan. You think this is called studying for an MBA to make connections. Is it difficult to take the MBA exam? Don’t worry about this. You just need to read some books carefully.

, when you go to take an exam and see the test questions, you will feel that you are a top student.

Girl, if you are really good at graduate school, especially those at Qingbei University and Fuzhou University, they are all in Oxford, Harvard, Yale, Cambridge, etc. Or you can study directly in the most popular majors in our college with a bachelor's and master's degree. Go ask your man

What kind of major is this? Don’t worry about one thing. Your boyfriend is definitely not a rich second generation, or his family has a very tough background, so you can separate the persona of the academic master and the persona of the rich kid.

In other words, girl, you may be simply being used as a pedestal, because the top academics I know are either really crazy, and they say I am from Qingbei, where am I from, but the prerequisite is that they themselves

There are those who are truly academics and are not afraid of you digging deeper, and there are those who simply don’t want to interact with outsiders.

If you show off your academic qualifications to girls every day, it proves that there is nothing to show off, especially if you are a graduate student. I advise you to check it out as I said. Girls, don’t be fooled by this kind of persona.

Ah, the most deceptive thing is that if your boyfriend was not a graduate student but an auditor, you would have lost a lot of money. Finally, send me a private message of your sister’s photo, I want to know how pretty she is.”

Chen Shi hung up on Lian Mai. In fact, this girl blindly worships top students because she has little knowledge. There are many such girls, and in love, they will have a humble attitude to get along with each other, thinking that the other person is knowledgeable.

She is literate, and she is superior to the other person. To put it bluntly, she is being manipulated hard. Maybe the other person threatens her to break up and asks for her sister's contact information, and it is possible for her to take the initiative to help him create opportunities to date her sister.

This is like some boys who like beautiful girls, but if you analyze it rationally, she may not be good at anything other than good-looking. Remember guys, beautiful skins are worth two or three hundred dollars, and interesting souls.

It takes accumulation over a long period of time.

There was another girl chatting, and Chen Shi clicked to accept the voice chat.

{Summer Wind}: Teacher Shitou, I would like to ask you something. There was a boy who chased me before. He was very enthusiastic. He confessed to me, but I rejected him. He was a shameless person, but recently he

She actually fell in love behind my back, and she didn’t reply to my messages, nor did she take the initiative to send me food.

What should I do? I think he is pretty good now. What method can I use to get him to come back to me? It is best to let him come back to me without being so proactive.

Chen Shi doesn’t even need to read the comments, she’s such a scumbag.

"Young lady, if my analysis is correct, is that boy your spare tire? He keeps kneeling and licking you. You are used to it, and you won't consider being with him. But one day, suddenly this

The licking dog ignores you and ignores you. You think it is a trick of licking the dog and indulges in lust.

Until one day, you found out that he was really in love, and he was very good to that girl. You were jealous. In fact, you didn’t care about him that much. You just felt that you suddenly lost a cash machine, and you felt that this

Dog licking is your personal exclusive. I can only tell you, retribution! Everyone in the live broadcast room wants retribution. I advise you to let that boy go. He is tired of this girl. It’s hard to find him.

Find a better destination. If you want to be a scumbag, come and scumify me. I am the scumbag king and you are an eighth-level scumbag girl. We are a perfect match. If my sister wants to scumbag me, send me a private message and hang up first."

What a weird thing, this is just a waste of food that is tasteless and it is a pity to throw it away, but you want to hurt someone else's little dog-licking brother again.

"Come on, the next one is fierce." Chen Shi said.

Netizen {Prickly Cactus}: Brother Shitou, I found out yesterday that my boss was having an affair with a female employee. They were face to face. I saw it, and they also saw me. Should I resign?

"Little sister, you don't have to worry about resigning. It's okay. The adult world is like this. As long as you keep your mouth shut, you'll be fine."

Netizen {Prickly Cactus}: Brother Shitou, I also want to ask, how can I have an affair with my boss?

Chen Shi (⊙o⊙)… “Sister, I never thought that you could ask such a cool question. Let’s do this. You can dress more sexy tomorrow and ask your boss if there is something on your neck.

If you can't see it, you don't know if it's a mosquito bite. Ask your boss to help you check and feel it to see if it's a mosquito bite. Then help him tie a tie if you have nothing to do. Just say he didn't tie his tie properly. The girl only wants you.

If you are not ugly, you can help him tie his tie three times at most, and you can get the injection in his office.

Hang up, next one, what have you been going through every day, who is next?"

{Kaka who likes ice cream}: Hello Teacher Shitou, I have a confusing thing recently. I am four years older than my boyfriend. I don’t know if we should be together. He always loves to play too much.

"Sister, you don't have a loud voice? How old is your boyfriend?"

{Kaka who likes ice cream}: "He was born in 2005."

"Wait a minute, sister, your boyfriend was in 2005? Are you together? Are you living together? Doesn't he go to school?" Chen Shi asked curiously.

{Kaka, who likes ice cream}: "He stopped going to school. We moved in together, and I found that he still acted like a child sometimes."

"Aren't you talking nonsense? He is indeed a child. Girl, you have broken the law. Do you know that you are violating the minor? I won't tell you the details. You should understand what you did to the minor. You go

Surrender yourself."

{Kaka who likes ice cream}: "Oh, Brother Shitou, listen to me. At that time, he told me that he was born in 2000 and that he was 185cm tall. I believed him. I didn't know. I found out later.

of."

"I understand. Although I am young, I am not small in other places. How old is he? He can still grow taller. I estimate he can grow to more than 1.9 meters. But I am curious, have you watched too much Young and Dangerous?

Is he the leader of Causeway Bay? Why are you hanging out with a gangster?

Teenage brats know how to play with women before they go to school. Girl, he is using you to practice and learn from practical experience. I have always been curious. You girls like uncles and literary ruffians.

When I can understand that I like the uncle’s money and the talent of the literary gangster, do you like the gangsters just because the gangsters are powerful? That’s not right. Do you simply like to be bullied, beaten, scolded and humiliated by the gangsters?”

{Kaka who likes ice cream}: "Brother Shitou, what do you think I should break up with him?"

"From a moral and intellectual perspective, I advise you to separate, but from my perspective, I only represent myself. I hope you don't separate, so that you will be bruised and bruised. To put it bluntly, how can you be with this little gangster?"

If you are together, you fall in love with a teenage loser, if you don't go to school and join the society, your character will be like this, not much better.

To put it more directly, you are similar to this little gangster in my eyes. Apart from playing games, smoking and drinking, you don’t deserve a better boy. What if a good boy gets poisoned after being with you?

Okay, one last word for you. Women don’t know how to love themselves. Don’t slander men on various platforms, especially in the circle of friends, when you are scarred. Why is there not a good man in the world? First of all, you are not a good girl. Do you deserve a good man?

"

A group of people at the bottom of the screen were clicking 666. Chen Shi looked at it and found out that he started this program to kill his boredom, and to complain to these people about what they were thinking about all day long.

{50Xian{: Hello Brother Shitou, I am thirty this year. Now I have some debts and I can almost pay them back. But my family is urging me to get married. I don’t know what to do? I feel like I can just find someone and get married in the future.

I will definitely have a bad life, I am very entangled, and I really don’t want to get married, or find someone to live my life with.

Upon hearing this, Chen Shi put down the thermos cup and said to the camera: "I want to answer this question for you seriously. First of all, let me ask you, did you get the money for your wedding, or did your parents get it?

Do your parents have any external debts?"

{50Xian{: "The money for the wedding was provided by my parents, and my parents don't have any external debts."
To be continued...
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