Chapter 153: The humiliation of the crotch(1/2)
“The wolf is coming, what should I do if I can’t defeat it?”
"Run!"
"But I can't run away, what should I do?"
"You don't have to run faster than a wolf, just run faster than your companions."
After encountering a mutated zombie in a supermarket, the male English teacher remembered the above joke.
He implemented the truth of the joke meticulously and ran away, leaving all the students who were with him behind.
Hahaha, in this way, even if the mutated zombies chase me, I don't have to be afraid.
He thought proudly.
However, when he ran to the corner of the street, he happened to be face to face with the "hopping zombie" that was coming.
Looking at the white light in the eyes of [The Jumping Zombie], the English teacher felt his body heat up.
Then, yellow liquid flowed out of his pants.
"Tick tock~"
[Jumping Zombie] opened his bloody mouth wide, and the smelly and sticky saliva dripped on the forehead of the English teacher.
His whole body was so frightened that he couldn't even move. He couldn't even run away, let alone wipe the disgusting drool on his forehead.
die,
So close!
At this moment, the English teacher's heart stopped beating.
Just when the English teacher was in despair, suddenly he caught a glimpse of a figure from the corner of his eye.
It was a girl holding a scalpel in her hand.
It's Murong Jing!
English teachers are also people who often listen to the radio. From those cultivation experts, English teachers know all kinds of weird superpowers.
When he saw Murong Jing's shining golden scalpel, he immediately understood.
This is a new human being with the superpower of [King Kong Blade].
There is help.
She can definitely defeat this [hopping zombie] in front of me. I can be saved.
The hopeless heart of the English teacher once again burst into light of hope.
Although someone who can save him has appeared, Murong Jing is still twenty meters away from him!
With such a long distance, even if Murong Jing were a sprint champion, she would not have time to save herself from the mouth of the "hopping zombie".
What should I do?
The English teacher felt the sticky and wet zombie saliva on his forehead, and his fearful eyes gradually became firm!
Just now, I had no choice.
And now, hope is in front of me, I must hold on to it!
Under the pressure of death, the English teacher's intelligence suddenly increased to an unprecedented level.
In just one ten thousandth of a second, the English teacher came up with an excellent solution.
That is--
Drill the crotch!
The [hopping zombie] in front of me is two meters tall, while the English teacher is only 1.5 meters tall.
Such a huge difference in stature makes it impossible for an English teacher to defeat [Bouncer Zombie].
but,
It is precisely because of this height difference that the English teacher only needs to bend down and kick his legs to easily slip under the crotch of the "hopping zombie".
As long as you sneak behind the [hopping zombie], you can at least gain two to three seconds of precious time.
This time is enough to delay Murong Jing running over to save herself!
This method absolutely works.
In ancient times, Han Xin was humiliated by his crotch, but now there is an English teacher who was humiliated by his crotch!
Hahaha, I am so smart!
The English teacher thought proudly.
Because of the hope of survival, the English teacher's body, which was too frightened to move, returned to normal again.
He bent down decisively and kicked his legs!
Pulling open the thighs of [The Jumping Zombie], the English teacher dug in.
Half a second before his body was bitten by the zombie, he relied on his short body to successfully slip through his hips and sneak behind the "hopping zombie".
Success!
Hahaha, I succeeded!
However, what surprised him was...
Although Murong Jing rushed over and spotted the English teacher immediately, she did not immediately run over to save the English teacher.
because,
Murong Jing also spotted seven or eight students at the entrance of the supermarket.
Behind these students who were running away in a hurry, there were two [giant-handed zombies] chasing them.
The [Giant Hand Zombie] with its huge palms opened will beat those poor students into a pulp in one second.
I have to save them!
Murong Jing thought firmly in her heart.
but,
The English teacher not far away was about to be swallowed up by the "hopping zombie".
Should you save those poor students? Or save the short English teacher?
A difficult choice was placed in front of Murong Jing.
On one side are the flowers of the motherland, and on the other side are the gardeners who water the flowers.
No matter which side it is, Murong Jing doesn't want to give up.
However, as far as her own strength is concerned, she can only save one side.
So,
Which side should I choose?
There was no time to hesitate, Murong Jing had to make her decision quickly.
If he hesitates for too long, both the teacher and the students will die, and she can't save any of them.
Save the many!
There is only one teacher, but seven students!
Murong Jing decisively chose to save Seven.
She glanced at the English teacher with a guilty look...
[Jumping Zombie] The English teacher next to him saw Murong Jing looking at him "affectionately" and thought she was coming to save him.
The English teacher was very happy.
but,
In the English teacher's confused, confused, and angry eyes, Murong Jing ran towards the students!
Why?
She was obviously looking at me, but why did she run to the supermarket?
"Don't wow——
Dear fairy sister, beautiful little fairy daughter!
Come and save me, come back and save me!!!"
The English teacher looked at Murong Jing's back, roaring and shouting desperately.
At this time,
[Jumping Zombie] had turned around, lowered his head again, and bit his head.
"No~~!"
To be continued...