Chapter 1 Snowy Night in the North

Winter, snowy night.

Northern Territory, Glimmer Forest.

There was no light from the stars and the moon, and the sky and the earth seemed to be soaked in a thick mass of ink. The cold wind howled miserably, like the howls of devils in hell.

Deep in the forest, there is a simple mountain village built of logs, called Wild Wolf Village. In one corner of the village, there is a low sheep pen with dozens of goats locked up in it.

It is a thick-velvet curled-horn sheep unique to the North. It has thick hair and thick flesh, and is extremely cold-resistant.

Even so, the sheep also huddled tightly together to resist the biting cold wind that constantly penetrated through the gaps in the wooden boards.

Suddenly, a young boy's shrill voice came from among the sheep.

"Jo, can you stop?"

After a few seconds, a hoarse drake voice sounded again: "Don't worry, I know what's going on."

Rosen woke up instantly. With the firelight coming through the gap, he looked at the sheep carefully.

It is said that when Iron Claw Wolf was young, he served as a soldier under a baron.

The worm has sucked enough blood, and its belly is as bloated as a red bean. Just throw it into your mouth, bite it with your teeth, and make a "pop" sound, just like eating fried beans, and then swallow it directly without spitting it out.

Suddenly, a sheep's cry came to my ears. The sound was not loud, but full of alertness.

The shrill voice asked: "What does magic have to do with women?"

Their face turned black, their heads swelled abnormally, like an inflated, shiny black balloon, and their death was extremely tragic!

Through the faint light of the torches used to drive away beasts in the village, one could vaguely see that a young boy was very thin, with his thin linen clothes dropped to his waist, revealing a pair of skinny legs. The other one was even thinner and very short, like a thin hemp pole.

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Select a picture of a young lady and stare at it for 2 seconds, and an option to ‘print or not’ will pop up.

The leader of Yelang Village, a bandit den, is nicknamed ‘Iron Claw Wolf’.

For the sake of his own health, he has always been cautious in his words and deeds.

Rosen found it interesting and couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Life is hard and no nutrition should be wasted.

When he first traveled through time, what he wanted was to get drunk and lie on the lap of a beautiful woman, then wake up and take over the world.

Suddenly my back felt itchy, I reached out and touched it, and it turned out to be a blood-sucking bedbug.

Traveling through a month, a 'rich man' carrying 5 tons of treasure could only help bandits herd sheep every day and eat a few scraps of soup to fill his stomach.

Two teenagers suddenly stood up in the middle of the flock.

He immediately shouted with a high-pitched voice: "How many farts! You said that last time! You said the same thing last time too! But you never got it right!"

In the haze, my mind was still racing with thoughts.

His expectations for the future have dropped again and again.

As a bachelor who is only 15 years old, Rosen is like a bird entering the forest and a fish returning to the sea. He feels indescribably happy.

'What kind of existence is the curse mage?'

But there are also many worries.

An unexplainable horrific scene happened before Rosen's eyes, giving him a severe mental shock.

But after all, I have experienced it in my previous life and have a deep understanding of the cold truth of life hidden behind the fiery hormones. I am less indulgent and more tolerant than the ignorant teenager.

"What, you want to fight? You're not as big as a goblin, I can beat the shit out of you with one hand!"

It's not that many. I have been collecting them for 20 years and have changed seven or eight computers. I have accumulated them all along the way, and there are only five Ts.

"I'd like to think that all the women in the village have their own masters?"

Half a month ago, a ton-heavy grizzly bear attacked Wild Wolf Village. Rosen saw with his own eyes that the iron-clawed wolf stepped over and thrust its claws down, directly piercing the hard bear's head.

The drake hummed: "Rosen, why are you laughing? Don't you miss women?"

Rosen smiled lightly and said in a calm voice: "I would like to remind you that my son just died yesterday and I am not happy about it. Do you want to get into trouble with this?"

It was Rosen who had been silent.

‘Haha~~’ he laughed with a high-pitched voice.

The next moment, another change occurred!

Rosen smiled softly: "Of course I want to, too."

Concentrate and think silently in your mind: 'Desktop.'

The desktop is empty, with no taskbar, no start button, and no software tools, just one folder.

‘Poof~~’

The drake sighed and said again: "It would be great if I could do magic.

Rosen couldn't help but think: "Such a powerful iron-clawed wolf can only serve as a soldier. Such a powerful bandit went out to rob, and met a cursed mage. He ran away without any fighting spirit, and his son was killed."

I dare not talk about revenge. This world is really scary.'

'Being an erotic painter in this world, you should be able to support your family, marry a wife and have children, right? Or should you just stay a bachelor for the rest of your life and be carefree?'

Immediately, his eyes lit up slightly, and a computer desktop with a dark blue background appeared in his field of vision. The length and width were 16:9, 24 inches, the classic size of an office computer screen.

The sheep were a little anxious, and the leader of the sheep repeatedly hit the wooden fence of the sheepfold with its horns, making a "bang bang bang" sound.

It's a pity that the bandits in Yelang Village are all rough and do not understand art!

Rosen once tried to use charcoal to draw some pictures of beauties on wooden boards. When these bandits saw it, they would just say "good drawing", snatch the wooden boards away, hide in a corner, and practice their ancestral craftsmanship in front of the wooden boards.

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Outside the sheepfold, the cold wind howled and the snowflakes danced tirelessly. As the night got darker, Rosen yawned and his spirit gradually became trance-like.

Others traveled through time because of their incredible talents. When he traveled through time, Rosen only brought with him the young ladies he had collected for many years.

'Can I learn magic?'

Adolescent boys are commonly known as "ghost-seeing sorrow", and they are the most rebellious and untamable. Among the three, Rosen is the youngest and the weakest. If he disagrees, he will be beaten.

The two of them got into a battle formation and prepared to fight.

The bandits went out to rob and met a terrifying curse mage on the way. Although they escaped quickly, the leader's son was still cursed by him.

Rosen thought so too, but he was a taciturn character and would not jump to conclusions easily before thoroughly understanding the situation.

The voice of the male duck also became louder: "Why are there so many nonsense? Can't you learn from Rosen and shut up properly?"

His nickname is not for nothing. When fighting, his hands will turn as green as black as iron. With one claw, he can disembowel his body, break open monuments and crack rocks with ease.

Men all have desires, and among them, adolescent men have the strongest desires!

The young man's body is like a powder keg, without any sparks. As soon as he sees his white arms, he can jump into the hall full of children and grandchildren in a few seconds.

It was as if an invisible giant hand was holding his body tightly, tightening it bit by bit, draining the life force from his body bit by bit until it was completely drained!

Now, he is a shepherd in a bandit's den. The bandit's father died three years ago during a robbery in the mountains. His mother fell into the arms of another bandit that night, and died in childbirth two years ago.

'bite!'

"What happened?" asked the shrill voice.

Rosen's voice sounded again.

That’s right!

'The software "Rosen's Adventure Log" has been installed. This software will record the user's adventure experience from all angles. The user can play back and take screenshots at any time.'

The other two teenagers were also awakened. They had climbed up and were standing among the sheep, looking at each other.

So how many young ladies are there?

Among the sheep, the expressions of the two young men suddenly changed!

The faces of the two turned purple at a speed visible to the naked eye. Blood was constantly flowing from their mouths, noses, and eyes. A pair of hands as thin as chicken feet were grabbing at their chests, and they were saying "Uh~~Uh~~~"

Choking sound.

A sharp voice immediately appeared: "Qiao, can you be successful?"

"It's the coldest month of winter and you're hungry, so save your energy. Qiao, please be gentler."

The next moment, all the sheep in the sheepfold stood up with a clatter.

Rosen was startled: ‘Have you installed new software? What’s the use?’

As soon as these words came out, the two thin young men subconsciously shrank their necks, their courage disappeared, but the young men wanted to save face, and neither of them wanted to give in first.

It has been a month since I traveled through time. I have been working as a sheep herder for a group of bandits. I sleep with the sheep every day. I don’t have enough to eat or wear, and I am covered in fleas and bed bugs.

"Are you stupid?" The male duck said with contempt: "If I knew magic, at night, I could turn all these goats into women and sleep with me every day."

Open the folder and there will be a large number of sub-folders inside. If you open one of them at random, it will store a large number of entertainment pictures and videos that normal men like.
To be continued...