55. Chapter 55: 55 Huimu
"Oh, Brother Tang?"
"Hey, Brother Zhu?"
"What are these little kids doing? - They are all dressed up like this... Could they be devils?"
An old man with a stronger body asked his lifelong gay friends.
"Well, I heard it's a Japanese camera crew taking pictures of something. It seems like a group of little Japanese are challenging our people."
"Which young man is it?"
"Yes, he is the 'acrobatic' who gets angry very early every morning."
"Oh...then maybe we can win."
"That is to say - come and take pictures."
As he was talking, there were three floors outside and three floors around him. At this moment, they all excitedly took out their copycat phones or Apple phones.
Genuine. Only then did Levi realize that our country's communications industry had actually developed to this extent.
But now is not the time to worry about the beautiful and picturesque country and the horse riding the construction of the motherland. Now, Li Wei is worried about the girl in front of him.
He really was Tang Sanzang who entered the land of daughters, neither could he be beaten nor scolded.
"Let me hold you!"
"...Can we change our request?"
"Let me hold you, please! - Just let me try, just once! -"
"Hey hey hey, I have it at home!"
"?My Chinese... is not very good..."
"Holy crap, you're using this language barrier attribute now, that's a foul!" Levi felt a little angry at that time. He really didn't know what the people in the Dragon Group were thinking.
For a moment, he even really thought that the people in front of him were just a group of Japanese film crews?
But immediately, he denied the reality - he was once only one step away from reality, but turned away at the door of reality.
"Okay, okay - don't cry, okay." Levi felt that no matter what the situation, making a girl cry would be a bad thing - except, of course, the few elves at home. They basically only pretend to cry.
, and my ability to fake crying is getting better and better.
"I said, is this how you educate your children?" Levi looked at the camera crew and asked a question.
"Ugh... just think it's not bad to have children." Miss Takizawa laughed awkwardly. A group of tall and thick men behind her were eager to give it a try. Several old Japanese men accompanying her had already begun to frown.
"Okay, okay." Levi nodded and asked the girl opposite to get closer: "Where do you want to arrest me?"
Tokugawa Aoi's face turned red, and she seemed to have finally realized what request she had just made and how excessive it was. However, now the arrow was on the line - she pointed at Levi's... waist area with a red face.
"Holy shit -" Levi was shocked, why are you pointing at my crotch, you naughty kid?
"Uh-huh, Xiaokui probably means that she wants to be taken nearby." Finally, someone couldn't stand it anymore. An old Japanese man opened his mouth and said in Chinese that was also not very proficient: "Young man, don't get me wrong."
The old man is about sixty years old. He looks like a loser. In fact, he is full of energy and restrained. His white hair is combed back and forth, and he looks very stylish.
"Oh... who is this?" Levi glanced sideways at the old man. He was playing with the girl with great interest. What are you tired of, old man?
"Haha... old Junichi Ito, a nobody, a nobody." The old man waved his hand very humbly, but he looked like he was getting a bargain.
"——He is the Taishan Beidou of our country's karate world. This time he is just walking around with the group and acting as a referee. There is nothing else." The fat translator quickly explained for the old man, which was quite flattering.
"Oh, then arrest him." Li Weixin asked what exactly this kind of shameful play meant. In front of everyone, he felt a little embarrassed.
"Then, you're welcome." Tokugawa Aoi raised her nose and walked to Li Wei.
She plans to use up all the opportunities in her life to gain inspiration once, allowing herself to reach a state of emptiness and use the secrets of judo.
But it was obvious that her mood was extremely chaotic now. When she got close to Li Wei, she had never felt that any opponent in front of her could be so tall. Like a mountain, as immovable as a mountain.
"Are you okay?" Feeling that his lower back and chest were being grabbed, Levi secretly struggled.
Could it be that the old man opposite is a member of the Dragon Group? (Alas...)
Immediately, Levi did not hesitate much. The girl leaned in front of him, and his lower body sank (...). It was firmly nailed to the ground, like the roots of an old tree——
To be honest, Li Wei is far worse than his panda master. If that panda is present, if the golden bell is turned on, it will be no problem for these guys to fight for three minutes! - Don't forget, the world of Azeroth
Although the most powerful monks in the world may not be as good as Patriarch Bodhidharma or the sloppy Taoist Zhang Sanfeng, they can still compete with the seventy-two stunts of Shaolin. After all, none of these pandas have to deal with human beings.
The mogu, the countless mantids, the yaungol who can't be dealt with. Which one is the easy one?
"Ha!——" Finally, the girl used all her strength. Finally, she was excited to find that Levi moved.
Then... she was surprised to find that she was still confused and was thrown out of the air without any reason. When she was at a loss, it was Li Wei who caught her.
——Since you are a monk, of course you need two brushes.
Transferring flowers and grafting wood - Li Wei has not practiced very well. If Lao Zhao were present, he would definitely punish him by facing the wall and thinking about his faults, and buying ten bottles of wine to show his filial piety. The monk's grafting of flowers and trees is not only as simple as borrowing strength, but also can improve the vitality of the Dantian.
Healing a certain amount of internal injuries. At the same time, he can use his strength to fight and beat the enemy to pieces, adding to the misfortune, but he doesn't know who hit him.
Compared with this, Li Wei's ability... really can't even compare to Lao Zhao's cat hair.
Maybe even Li Wei didn't notice that in the woods far away, there was a pair of discerning eyes, carefully observing Li Wei. This man looked gloomy and thoughtful, but then he seemed confused and didn't know why.
He was wearing a military uniform, and he was a rescuer invited by a sister from the People's Liberation Army.
However, he stopped now. Originally, he wanted to watch the excitement. In his opinion, in many cases, the so-called master competitions among idle people are just boiled water. However, now this cup of boiled water is called a very useful one.
Depth. Originally, he didn’t intend to stand up for his unlucky sister. As a soldier, he can’t take it out on ordinary people, right? - But now he is even more greedy. Unexpectedly, he really gained something today. So, he is just a
People stood quietly among the trees, watching the show in front of them.
"Well, I didn't hurt a hair on her head."
Xiaokui was knocked away in mid-air, and now she is in the midst of a collapse of her outlook on life. She looks so spoiled that she cannot express it. And Li Wei is holding her in his arms, as if it were a handover ceremony.
, handed it to the old man who was the only one who spoke just now.
Levi, who is 1.8 meters tall, seems to have no problem catching Tokugawa Aoi, who is less than 1.6 meters tall. But the one named Junichi Ito is different. The old man is about the same height as Tokugawa Aoi and looks skinny.
However, the old man still reluctantly took it - what would happen if he didn't?
It's a pity that when he just stretched out his hands.
Tokugawa Aoi suddenly said "Wow" and started crying in Li Wei's arms.
"...??!" Levi really didn't know what to say now. He was even afraid that some moralists would pop up around him and say that he was taking advantage of the girl: "I don't have anything."
Do it, you watch my hand."
As he spoke, Levi pushed Tokugawa Aoi away. The young female high school student who usually wanted to be hugged even if she was shot was guilty of being shot. At this moment, she was like a hot potato.
Unfortunately, when he pushed away, Tokugawa Aoi held him tightly - well, much tighter than when he was practicing judo just now.
"?!?!——What on earth are you going to do?" Levi didn't throw it, hit him, or scold him. He looked at the troublemakers next to him as if asking for help. A group of 11th District International with weird expressions.
Friend: "Hey, hey, can you take care of her?"
"Uh... Xiaokui, be good - it's not a big deal. Being well-informed is a good thing, isn't it?" I feel that it is really difficult to save face, and I don't need a fat translator to deal with it. No one here knows what is going on.
?It’s okay to be shameless after being defeated, to lie in someone’s arms and cry, this...
Alas, but it may be because I have never failed in my life. Is everything smooth sailing too much? Now I am finally beaten without any suspense. To be honest, all the Japanese "masters" present just watched the battle between Tokugawa Aoi.
Li Wei was also confused and extremely shocked.
If it weren't for Tokugawa Aoi's identity, they would even think it was an act!
The crew members hurriedly tried to persuade and help him. Several female staff members even came forward and rubbed Li Wei twice, which made Li feel very strange.
Normally I should be very happy.
But why now... Well. As I said before, after looking at the perfect elves for a long time, the humans in front of me... look no different from eight-bit pixels.
"Xiao Kui, it doesn't matter if you fail once. What matters is the reason for the failure. How will you face it after the failure? Will you be devastated or pursue it in stages? - If it doesn't work, don't forget that you are also a woman after all, right? Take advantage of it.
My own resources are not bad, let’s give it a try... let this Li Sang teach you a few tricks?"
I don’t know who the unscrupulous person came up with the idea.
However, Tokugawa Aoi, who was crying loudly, stopped crying in an instant.
Started to sob slightly.
Levi didn't understand what these Japanese people were talking about at all. But it was a pity that none of the elves at home could seduce him. Mr. Li (big mistake, in fact, he didn't have the guts and was tempted)
Chapter completed!