Reiterated.

The Dragon Team, the Men in Black, the League of Legends, and Captain America are all nonsense. They are absolutely impossible to appear in real life.

I hope you will read and criticize rationally.

Li Wei always read rationally, criticized rationally, and created rationally.

When he mentioned Japan, Levi could only think of two things in his mind. The first one was that they came to his house decades ago, defecated everywhere, stole apples without giving them money, killed people and bought goods, etc.

The second time, when Levi saw the mixed-race "beautiful anchor" in front of him, he instantly fell in love with Ozelia.

Don't tell me, they look very similar.

In the past few years, it is said that even Sora Aoi has come clean. She went to China to perform acupuncture, earned money, and finally had clothes to wear (because it is very important, I mentioned it twice). Maria Ozawa came to clear her name.

Impossible. At that time, Li Wei felt that our Celestial Dragon Group was really considerate and considerate of others... Ahem, cough, cough. Knowing that he was good at it, he sent such a few characters to him?

By the way, this host is not the one Li Wei imagined.

She was born in Hokkaido, her father is French-Canadian, and her mother is Japanese. She is indeed a mixed race. She has an almost Caucasian face, is 1.62 meters tall, and has a petite body similar to that of an Oriental. She was born and raised in Japan.

But due to her unique appearance, she was often thought to be not Japanese when she was growing up. She debuted as a host in the last quarter of 2005. Her unique exoticism, beauty and cute smile made her famous in Japan very quickly.

"Nihao (hello), Nihao -" he greeted him enthusiastically and bowed again. There was no domineering feeling at all in the impression. It seems that the real people of District 11 are still the same as the group of cross-path two people in the TV series.

There is a slight difference.

Two shoulders are fighting against one head. Even if you drink too much, you will vomit, and even if you get beaten, it will hurt.

It's just that this Chinese sounds very disturbing, a bit like a Chinese dialect.

"Ah, Nihao is just Nihao." Levi shook his head speechlessly, looked at the camera, and then at "Maria Ozawa."

"What's the matter?" Even if it wasn't sent by the Dragon Team, Li Wei was quite interested when he saw a group of Japanese film crew.

It is said that a famous Japanese art photography and television company - Tokyo is a bit hot, so they like to "grab" random men on the street and ask if they would like to star in the movie "The Motive Force of Human Progress" (it is said that the heroine is also like this,

(named "Amateur"). Li Wei has always taken a critical perspective and vigorously criticized this kind of civilian understanding of art.

What? Why does Li Wei know?... He is against the three vulgarities. When the elves did not come to his house, he criticized the evils of capitalism all day long. This is all for the early realization of the four modernization processes of the great motherland, for the early realization of the four modernization processes of the great motherland.

……early……

"It's like this, my name is Takizawa Aiki." The name seems a bit foreign, and the mixed-race female anchor opposite has a pleasant smile.

But she may not know that what Chinese people know most about Takizawa is Laura’s big nostrils.

"Oh?" Takizawa...his nostrils are not big, so why is he called Takizawa? "Hello, Miss Takizawa..."

"We are a very famous Japanese program, a crew that has traveled all over the world (self-promotion) - it is said that there are many experts here. We are here specifically to ask for advice -"

Takizawa Aiqi is indeed entitled to be proud, because she has become famous in China through several consecutive programs. And the program she hosted has also become famous because it is appropriately curious and satisfies the domestic appetite.

popular.

But this time she was really unlucky and met Li Wei when she got home.

"...I see." Li Wei suddenly felt blessed -

What, the people in the Dragon Team are really cautious. Let a group of their own people act as a Japanese film crew?

Let’s just say, how could I meet a group of Japanese when I got up early in the morning to do morning exercises? It turned out to be Chinese people, or was it our party that had already penetrated into the enemy? Yes, isn’t it said that Auguanhai (Note 1)

Are they also active members of our party who have broken into the enemy's ranks?

(Note 1. Ao Guanhai, also known as Obama, has been circulated on the Internet as the most famous Infernal Affairs. Three years later, three years later, three years later, another three years...)

"Excuse me, do you know anything about a famous martial artist in this area?" Laura Takizawa... eh, Aiqi Takizawa said, the camera turned to both sides of the river, and morning exercisers in twos and threes were slowly appearing.

This is a feature of the show. Through a seemingly searching search, you find a folk master and then PK him.

"Oh...?" Levi looked at the other party interestingly. He looked really similar. He was indeed the ultimate master and a secret organization. Well, the working meal after the end must be chicken legs and eggs: "Maybe, I can help."

"Um?"

"Aren't you looking for someone who knows martial arts?" Li Wei didn't even know who he was, but it seemed that he could practice his skills: "Miss, there is one in front of you."

"Takizawa" is really a mouthful. Why don't you just call her "Miss"? Maybe it's the right name?——

"Hey, it seems that we have found a Chinese folk who loves martial arts very much." He asked the camera to take a sharp shot at Li Wei, but Li Wei thought that this might be a test for him by the organization.

Takizawa and the others laughed happily as if they were watching a joke.

——The topic comes to my door again.

The filming team even thought of the big title at the beginning of the show [Chinese Folk Martial Artists vs. Domestic XX--] and then a bright red symbol of [Victory].

They have the right to chirp, because that's what they came for.

There are more than twenty people in the film crew. In addition to the staff who follow behind to light and hand over microphones for filming, the rest are [experts] invited from Japan. It is undeniable that District 11 values ​​traditional culture.

What they do is really good, for example, sumo wrestling is Japan’s national sport (Mongolia said it would continue to pay attention to it for 1,000 years without wavering). Even during the period of defeat, it never stopped holding national leagues (but recently, there have been more and more black games.

, suspended due to scandal). Even geishas are selected as technical pacesetters every year, which shows how popular they are.

Therefore, those who came this time were all "technical pacesetters" from all walks of life.

This time the program team took great pains to invite many champions from the national league, and even a few veteran performing artists from all walks of life.

The person standing in front of Li Wei now is really a hidden dragon and crouching tiger from all walks of life in Japan - so, after the translator translated for everyone in Japanese. Of course they disdain that any morning exerciser on the streets of China dares to challenge the domestic elite.

"Isn't this bad?" Suddenly, it seemed that there was finally someone with a conscience, or that he had practiced martial arts to the point of being righteous and peaceful, without any room for maneuver.

Everyone quickly found this dissonance.

It was a little girl who took the occasion today and, like everyone else in the group, wore a traditional Japanese gi. To be precise, she won the [National High School Girls Judo League’s First Prize]. To put it simply, she won the first place in Japan’s girls’ high school judo.

Not only that, she also defeated the top men's and women's judo players in the university without distinction in a friendly match outside the competition. She was immediately praised by the national media as a rising star in the Japanese judo world.

And she also has another high-profile identity——

Tokugawa Aoi.

A direct descendant of the Tokugawa Shogun family - this identity can be said to be the most useless identity in Japan. Call it noble, it was indeed awesome and ruled the entire 11th district. Call it disgusting, now the direct line of the Tokugawa family

The "house supervisor" is just an electrical engineer (true story). How can you, a little girl, be so good at it?

She also follows the ethics of the Tokugawa family for hundreds of years, living an honest life and replenishing the kidneys. After all, this is the only way to avoid being suspected of wanting to restore the country. In this China visit team, she is also considered a leader

He has always been a very low-key person.

But this time, she did it in a rather high-profile manner.

"This person doesn't seem to be someone who knows... kongfu." This sentence is quite authentic in English, but unfortunately what Tokugawa Aoi wants to say is in Chinese. Jackie Chan has also made a contribution to Japan's understanding of China. When he filmed "

The incident of "Drunken Master" in which he was injured in n places is still a good story and an object of study in the Japanese entertainment industry.

"We shouldn't bully the other person because of his words - we have to explain to him who we are and then compete fairly." Otherwise, the little girl is stubborn.

What the film crew wanted to see was a one-sided beating, beating up children, etc., which would have the highest ratings.

"If you don't say anything - I will tell him in Chinese myself!"

"This..." She seemed to have remembered something. This little girl seemed to know Chinese. After all, the Tokugawa family was also a famous family, and it was right to cultivate a sense of worry from an early age. English and Chinese are worry languages ​​that must be learned. Suddenly,

The film crew also ran out of ideas.

"Xiao Aoi——" Along the way, Miss Takizawa Aiki, who is also a woman, has a good relationship with Tokugawa Aoi. On the side, the director quickly hinted her to persuade Tokugawa Aoi not to get in the way - what a good stunt

ah.

Japan fights China, Japan completely wins - what kind of ending.

"——If you don't want to bully others, you can go talk to him." Pointing at Levi, Miss Takizawa looked at Tokugawa Aoi, who was about the same height as her: "You said you didn't want to bully him.

Tell him not to compete with you."

"Okay, I'll tell you in person."

Tokugawa Aoi didn't know whether she was really stupid or overdone. She nodded immediately and walked up to Li Wei. Speaking in unskilled Chinese, she bowed deeply and said, "I don't want to bully you. If

If you think you can't beat me, you don't have to try."

Li Wei seemed to hear something different from the broken Chinese.

I checked my ears to make sure what the other person said was correct.

At that time, he felt that he was despised.
Chapter completed!