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496. Chapter 496: 494 The Realest Dreamland

As a person, after experiencing so many things, it seems like I was yesterday.

Have a dream, a dream where pain and happiness intertwined.

The Green Dragon Queen arrived again, and Isera pulled her adopted daughter, the Centaur Miss, and let Levi have a dream together. To be precise, it was similar to the Emerald Dream, something Levi should do in other time and space.

"Tsk... I'm still sleeping! Get out of here! дypak (stupid)!"

He woke up in his sleep, and Li Wei was shaken by a ruthless shaking. To be precise, there was a strong Russian accent, a strong smell of alcohol, and a few slaps to his chest during this shaking.

"Hiss!" Rather than waking up, it was better to say that he was awakened - Li Wei opened his eyes and found that his wife was lying on him. As tough as ever - what is ****? Don't understand! What is pajamas? Sleeping naked is the healthiest first-level sleep! "Anna - are you going to kill me?"

"Well, so to say - go to cook if you have nothing to do, I have to sleep with you." After yawning, the Russian wife, who had been married for three years, was lying in bed again. She waved her hand without hesitation: "It's so cold, give me the quilt - you can go out!"

"I'm cold too! - Hiss... can't you make me breakfast like an ordinary wife?" Li Wei said this crazy.

"...Okay, if you are not afraid of eating radiation." Anna raised her head and glanced at Li Wei, and said with interest: "I really want to try my recent skills. I am still capable in addition to boiling eggs and eating military rations."

"...Forget it. I'm really puzzled, how did I like you, the female bear?"

"Don't be surprised - I'm wondering too -" A flawless white leg stretched out, not caring about being seen by her husband - kicked Li Wei hard: "How did I like you, the otaku!...Is this ragged pajama you are wearing interesting? A woman in the second dimension is..."

"Ayanami is my wife! You are not allowed to insult her!"

"…cвoлoчь (very dirty swear words...)!!! Your wife is me!! You don't admit it if you put on your pants!!!" Another kick.

(Former) Russian violent female officer, Lee Anna; current Chinese otaku husband, Lee Wei.

"It's obviously a man, but he cooks so well..." After eating breakfast and looking at Li Wei who has already started [working], Anna couldn't help but start her daily complaints. Today is Sunday, and she can also take a break: "Chinese men have heard that they all like to cook? Every time I stand on the balcony and watch in the morning, noon and evening, I can see many men cooking on the opposite floor-"

"I don't know where the young lady came from. Even if you can make me a borscht from your country, I will burn the incense!"

"Hahaha...Fuyun. I feel crazy when you eat steak. Actually, it's the egg persimmon soup you have here. I don't know why, but you think it's very [elegant]... Oh, right, I've wanted to ask you for three years." He made the point without reason, and Anna looked at Li Wei's computer and said, "You're relying on this broken otakus book... you have a good monthly income."

"This is called ability - work is for a better home. You Russian girl know a good thing." Li Wei's words were naturally beaten by Russian girl from behind. In fact, the two are not young anymore. A thirty-year-old woman and a thirty-year-old man are showing their love.

"You might as well quit your job and be an otaku with me."

"Sorry, I don't have the ability."

"To be honest, I'm very puzzled how to marry you." After finishing the last word, Li Wei turned around and looked at the beautiful girl behind her. "Do you still remember our wedding at that time?"

"I will never forget it in my life - you seem to have forgotten that I am also a woman? Is that happiness good?" Anna crossed her legs and drank the coffee she woke up in the morning, and glanced at Li Wei with a serious cultural difference.

"Ah, yes, happiness is suffering. I will never forget it in my life - I used to know that you were a female soldier, but I didn't expect you to be a hot-selling officer! The wedding almost turned into a funeral, I will remember it for the rest of my life." Li Wei thought with lingering fear and said, "But... I'm really sorry. I guess it's unlikely that the so-called [happiness] will be the only one that follows me in this life, right?"

"Tsk, there is a saying in Chinese that is very good to describe you as [pretentious]. It is called [дypak] in Russian———————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————

"Including the commemoration of traveling to Russia [slap]?"

"uh-huh!"

"Including the sexy underwear I chose for you, they are very suitable?"

"uh-huh!"

"…Sometimes I find that you don't know the shy look at all, which makes me feel very unfulfilled - a Russian woman?"

"You shouldn't come to me to say this, Chinese man!... Then again, don't you eat it?" Anna asked at Li Wei with her chopsticks and knocked on her bowl with her chopsticks.

"I've eaten this-last night and this morning, I had breast milk on top and under..."

"…?!?! Shut up!—I will show my power too!"

The daily life in the morning is very simple. Anna is resting on Saturdays and Sundays, while Lee Wei is resting every day. Sometimes Lee Wei feels that even if he doesn't work, Anna can always get very strange funds from her previous relationship network. Sometimes he dares to ask, but after asking a few times, he doesn't dare to ask anything.

Did you marry a wife or move nuclear weapons? Hahaha, it won't be broken any more, right?

However, Anna will always be the former officer.

How**** Levi is still very good-at least, she is much better than Levi in ​​finding things.

"You damn дypak! Explain it to me clearly, what is this?" Li Wei was still playing a game called [League of Legends], but something came directly on the back of his head. Fortunately, Anna kept her hand, otherwise it would be possible to beat her to death directly.

"Ah? What's wrong? I'm still in a team battle... Well? This? Ah? - I just bought it yesterday. There's no way. I need to write recently. To be honest, there are more and more such things recently, and the sales are better." Li Wei looked at the many books on the ground. He hid it because he was afraid that others would suspect it - the bl book.

"Believe it or not, I'll tear you and this book?"

"My wife, the conscience of heaven and earth! - Look at when did I have close contact with men?" Li Wei looked at Anna's increasingly unkind expression and quickly clarified: "Actually, I am like many men. You see, what is stored in the computer is normal..."

"I have strict control over this - don't worry, just your broken mobile hard drive, I know eight hidden places and sixteen cracking methods." The disadvantage of finding a spy as a wife is... There is basically no secret. Anna looked at Li Wei and said, "But, cвoлoчь!! You can't restrain yourself? - Your parents can only see the portraits every year on Qingming Festival and Easter. When you go to see my parents, please don't do it like you last time, okay?"

"Well... this is nothing. Didn't I introduce myself and give me a gift? I think I should show my truest side: I have introduced myself and said that my first experience was like my left hand... Oh, yes, I remember that your expression was the same as you are now."

"...It's not that my dad was eager to get me out of marriage, and if I leave Russia quickly, it won't be cheap!" Anna cut off: "Dad's idea of ​​you was also very bad at that time, okay?"

"Oh? But he ended up marrying his baby daughter to me, this dirty man, right?"

"In Russia, writers are considered a good profession. After all, if you say [you have published books] - he thinks you are much more reliable than other candidates."

"Hmm??? Do you have other candidates?"

"Yes, my dad was looking for - a petroleum soldier, who died in Afghanistan last year. The guy who sold arms was killed in the high seas the year before yesterday. The old soldier is still a bachelor in his forties now, and there is also the most reliable truck driver who was secretly broken up a few months ago because he was found out that it was an American spy. Haha, when I was talking to my dad a few days ago, my dad was still saying it! My original decision was really correct, otherwise I would have to be in trouble for marrying me twice. He was thinking that if you don't agree to marry me, you will use Kalashnikov to force you. Unexpectedly, you really gave in."

"... Can you live a life? You always say such... such a terrible thing!" Li Wei was frightened, but his heart was surprisingly big - he didn't seem to feel anything.

"Ask a question: What is your ball? I threw it away without any use. It looks pretty." As he said that, Anna took out another small ball and asked Li Wei, "Glass ball?"

"This... is very familiar." Li Wei hesitated for a moment, took the spherical object handed over by Anna. He looked carefully... "It doesn't matter, throw it away - come here, Anna, I have a life... I have to discuss with you..."

He chose the right route in this world.

But...

In another world, this is not the case at all.

----segmentation----

"Oh? Are you back?" The Green Dragon Queen Isera and the Bronze Dragon Queen Nozdom were staring at a man who had just practiced.
Chapter completed!
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