Marin looked at the drama elite soldiers flying backwards and nodded with satisfaction:
"Well, it's not bad, there are three successful powers of the Lamacia diving team! That person, Busk, right? Don't open your eyes secretly! You are beaten to death now, don't move!"
Hearing the words of director Marin Mada, the soldier immediately closed his eyes and did not dare to peek again. At this time, the deputy director Kohler asked:
"Your Majesty, how will the battle end after the battle? Orcs take the opportunity to attack the city?"
Marin nodded:
"Of course we have to take the opportunity to attack the city! However, we can arrange for musketeers on the top of the city to shoot empty guns without bullets. Then, arrange for Kahn to pretend to be shot, and the orcs retreat completely... You see, it is reasonable for the chief to be injured and the orcs to retreat, right?" Marin had improved his ideas.
Kohler asked while using his pen to record the "script" temporarily compiled by Marin:
"What should I do with these 'corpses' on the ground? If the French go out of the city to check after the battle, they will be exposed..."
"Probably not..." Marin said with some uncertainty.
"Where are you meeting a young man when you join?"
"In this case... um... um... um, let the orcs retreat and carry all these corpses away!" Marin thought for a while.
"Pick it away? What does it mean? Why do orcs carry the infantry corpses away?" Kohler was a little confused.
Marin rolled her eyes and said:
"Of course I'll carry it back to eat!"
"Eat?" Kohler was so scared that his hands shook and the quill fell down.
"Nonsense, the character I arranged for the orcs is barbaric. Is it strange that barbarians eat people? Moreover, if the 'corpse' is carried away, the French will not find any evidence. Will he dare to go to the orc camp to investigate?" Marin said angrily.
Kohler picked up the quill, thought for a while, and asked again:
"How do you make the French believe that the orcs are really eating people? It would not be shocking if you carry them back to 'eat'..."
Marin thought about it, would he really make a dead body and roast it for the Frenchman on the city? It's not right, it's really a roast, Marin felt terrible when he thought about it. Finally, he thought about it and made a decision-
"So, you send the largest African gorilla in Orich Zoo to America. Before the fight started, you ordered people to kill the gorilla, peel off the skin, and chop off the head. The largest orangutan was upright and taller than 1.7 meters, which looked very much like a human."
"At that time, let Kahn and the others set the skinless gorilla in front of the enemy's camp into a 'big' shape, put it on the grill, so that the city can be seen and scared the French representative." After saying that, Marin also gestured the word "big". After all, it was a Chinese character, and Kohler didn't understand it.
The African gorillas at the Marin Oli New Zoo were bought from the Portuguese, and the Portuguese also bought them from the Kingdom of Congo. Of course, when they were bought, these gorillas were all little gorillas, and now they are grown up and are very strong. They peel off the skin, remove their heads, hang them on the brackets, and look away from them, and they really think they are individuals.
At this moment, Kohler suddenly stopped writing and asked in embarrassment:
"Then...will Kahn perform to eat gorilla meat?" Kahn is Kohler's brother after all, and his brother eats gorilla meat that looks strange. Kohler always feels strange.
On the side, Kahn jumped up when he heard the conversation between the two:
"I won't eat gorilla meat if I beat you to death. I'm a human, not a beast! I can't get down when I see a human-like gorilla!"
Marin naturally knew that gorillas were humans' "big cousin" and would not really force his confidants to eat gorillas. So he waved his hand and said:
"Of course you won't let gorillas eat. I mean, you set up the camp not far from the city wall, and only roast a gorilla at a place you can see on the city head. After baking, carry it into the house and throw it away. Then, you use deer legs and wolf legs to replace it, pretending to be human arms and legs. Of course, first use a knife to cultivate the appearance of human arms and legs and cut off the hooves. After the gorilla is carried in, you will hold these fake arms and legs and come out to bite them for the people on the city head..."
After saying this, Kahn felt a little better. Marin snorted coldly - Humph, it's rare, if you know that I was a Lingnan man from the foodie empire in the future, I would eat the orangutan monkey for you to see... Monkey brain to learn about it...
Next, Marin guided Kahn in the scene of being shot...
"Are you two? Why do you lie down as soon as the gun sounds?" Marin was furious when Kahn lie down and pretends to die when he hears the gun sound.
Kahn's face is innocent:
"Boss, I haven't been shot, I don't know how to act..."
Malin stroked his forehead and said:
"Okay, learn a little!"
After saying that, Marin snatched the axe from Kahn and pretended to be his Grom. He roared and rushed towards the "city wall". At this time, Kohler cooperated with the ground to perform ventriloquy:
"Bang--"
Marin, who was already in charge, stopped suddenly, as if he was electrocuted. Then, Marin lowered his head and seemed to have seen his gunshot wound...
At this time, Marin pinched a bag of tomato juice at an extremely fast speed, and the bright red "blood" flowed down. Then, Marin did not fall down immediately, but used the "blood roar" to lean on the ground, half kneeling on the ground, looking painful. However, he still shouted stubbornly:
“Lok’Tar!”
After a while, I slowly fell...
At this time, Kohler took the lead in applauding, and Kahn, Cage and others also looked at Marin with admiration, and then applauded. As for the other supporting actors, they also applauded when they saw the big guys applaud.
Cage was more flexible than Kahn, and he looked respectful and said:
"Your Majesty is Your Majesty, and she interprets the image of a brave and unyielding king in a superb way. I think a real hero should be like that after being shot!" Obviously, this guy is flattering.
Marin rolled his eyes and thought to himself - Where is this? Have you read "Actor's Self-cultivation"? I have never read it... But, I have seen many movies, and the heroes are all played in this way. Only those who are dead playful, lie down when they hear the gunshots, don't even struggle, and pretend to be dead...
This chapter is not over, please click on the next page to continue reading! The fact is that after the bullet hits the human body, blood flows out or into the chest cavity, and the blood flows almost the same, people will die. Unfortunately, the extras in our Anti-Japanese War God dramas are killed directly with one shot. Only the unlucky guy who is hit in the head (that is, the headshot) will die immediately...
Next, "Orgrim" and "Durotan" supported the shot "Grom Hellscream" with all the orcs retreating.
According to the plot, these people should have run to "Grom" nervously and shouted - "Chief, what's wrong with you?"
But Marin didn't know what to say in orcs, "Great Chief", he only knew what to say in Chinese and English, but the French would hear it in English. So Marin could only edit it on the spot:
"Learn from me - boss, what's wrong?" The following sentence is spoken in Chinese with a Northeast accent...
"Big Boss, what's wrong?" Cage and Cilic shouted in a big-smelling Northeast accent. Of course, it's not standard enough. Marin helped to correct it several times before it turned out to be like that.
Of course, none of these matters. What is important is that as long as the French watching the battle on the city wall believe it. So, I really forgot the lines, Marin allowed them to say "1234567", but they could not shout too loudly for the French on the city wall to hear it. Moreover, the expression must be serious and there is no laughing...
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Chapter completed!