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Chapter 1872 Orcs will never be slaves!

At the beginning, Marin planned to make the most classic orc color - green. After all, the image of the green-skinned orc was deeply rooted in people's hearts. Because of his certain sketching skills, Marin easily depicted the orc's outline and asked the mask master to make the corresponding mask leather case.
But the problem follows - there are no cheap dyes synthesized in this era, and green dyes are too expensive!
Marin and his subordinates tried to make a green-skinned orc mask and dye a soldier's skin green, which cost as much as one gold coin. The most tricky thing is that these green-stained skins need to be replaced frequently. After all, when the human skin sweats, it is easy to fade the dye, and then it needs to be supplemented...
For thousands of people, it would cost thousands of gold coins to put on makeup at one time, which was really not cost-effective. Therefore, Marin could only give up the most classic green-skinned orc image and change it to the Drano version of the brown-skinned orc image.
Brown-skinned orcs look the same, but the skin color is different. Brown skin is easy to make. Just apply some mud and soy sauce to create brown skin.
At present, the soybean production in the New York colonies is very high, soy sauce is naturally not short of soybeans and soy sauce, which has become an important seasoning for cooking in North Sea. Marin gets yellow mud, mixes soy sauce, mixes it evenly and then applies it to the warrior who is a model. Orc masks and other things are also soaked in the soy sauce to brown. Then, after putting on the mask, a standard Draenor Orc was born...
Seeing the strong soldier named Tucker looked like after putting on makeup, Marin was particularly satisfied. Because he looked like the brown-skinned orc he remembered. However, he always felt that something was missing...
"Come on, Tucker, then!" Marin threw a pure wooden "Blood Roar" battle axe to Tucker. Then, he ordered someone to get a greenhouse-grown watermelon and said to Tucker:
"Jump and split the watermelon, and then roar!"
Tucker did as he did, and he jumped up and split the "Bloody Roar" on the watermelon. Although it was made of wooden, the watermelon was even crisper, so it was split in half.
"Why do I feel that Tucker is not strong enough?" Marin muttered.
Then he ordered Tucker:
"Tuck, come and shout with me--orcs will never be slaves!"
"Orcs will never be slaves!" Tucker shouted.
However, Marin could not hear the momentum, and only felt Tucker recite loudly...
"For Mao, I always feel that this Tucker lacks domineering and murderous aura?"
At this time, Kahn, who was gnawing on the watermelon, interrupted:
"Tuck is just a recruit and has never participated in the battle. How could he have domineering and murderous aura? Didn't you say that murderous aura was cultivated after real killing people?"
"Hmm?" Marin turned around and saw Kahn, the "melon-eating crowd", gnawing the watermelon that was split in half by Tucker.
Suddenly, Marin's eyes lit up...
"You stand up and take two steps!" Marin ordered Kahn.
Kahn looked confused, holding the watermelon in his hand, stood up and walked around for two steps.
"Well, the tiger's back and bear's waist are stronger than Tucker... It seems that it is more suitable to play Laohou..."
Thinking of this, Marin ordered:
"Come on, put on Earl Kahn and put on Tucker's makeup!"
Then, Kahn was pressed on the chair with a confused look on his face and was tortured by the makeup artist. Half an hour later, a "orc" stronger than Tucker appeared...
"Tuck, give the 'blood roar' to Kahn!" Marin ordered. Obviously, the male protagonist Tucker was replaced...
Tucker was just a strong recruit from Beihai Kingdom. He dared not say no. So he respectfully presented the "Bloody Roar" with both hands and handed it to Kahn.
Kahn weighed Chunmu's "blood roar" and curled his lips:
“The weight is too light!”
This guy was eighteen years old and used a large stone weighing 300 kilograms to practice weightlifting. This fake cosplay version of the wood "blood roar" naturally seemed lighter in Kahn's hands.
Marin was so angry that he gave him a head break:
"Acting! Do you understand acting? You have to pretend that it is a heavy weapon!"
"Okay, I'll try my best!" Kahn said aggrievedly. Then, closing his eyes and imagined how "heavy" the light wooden axe in his hand...
Marin asked someone to bring a new watermelon and let Kahn jump. Kahn opened his eyes suddenly, jumped over, and slashed with an axe. As a result... the axe broke and the table where the watermelon was placed collapsed...
Marin didn't care about the watermelon that fell to the ground at this time, but asked Kahn to shout that line...
"Orcs will never be slaves!" Kahn shouted, his voice full of domineering and murderous aura. With his vicious orc costume, he was majestic and arrogant.
"Unless you have food and accommodation!" Marin almost blurted out.
Kahn acted so much. He really killed people, and he smashed other people's heads like cutting watermelons. Therefore, Kahn was not lacking in domineering and murderous aura at all. So, for a moment, even Marin had the illusion that Kahn was the number one fierce man in the monster - Grom Hellscream.
"That's great, the male protagonist is finally sure!" Marin clapped his hands excitedly. Then, poor Kahn was going out again to play the role of the chief of the Beast War Song clan...
Of course, Grom and Hellscream alone in the War Song clan, so Marin needed to select some extras for Kahn. But after picking it up, Marin discovered that the reckless men who looked like the "Wolf Tooth Commando" were the best match with this animal.
The Wolf Tooth Commando itself is composed of a group of fierce men and reckless men, and their direct boss is also Kahn himself. These guys are all so strong that they walk like flying in their entire body armor, holding a mace and smashing it all over, which is very similar to the orc style. Moreover, they are all fierce in shape and very much like orcs.
Then, 100 wolf-fanged commandos were put on orc masks, covered with soy sauce and yellow mud, and turned into 100 strong "war song orcs".
Director Marlin Mada ordered:
"Kahn, bring them to shout slogans!"
Kahn said helplessly:
"Okay, boss!"
Then, he raised his "blood roar" and took the lead and shouted:
“Lok’Tar!”
The 100 "Warsong Orcs" under their command also responded:
“Ogar!”
“Lok’Tar!”
“Ogar!”
...
After shouting this a few hundred times, Kahn couldn't help but complain:
"Boss, just these two lines? So stupid. Can you please have two more lines?" Kahn felt that as the leading actor, he could not just shout a few lines.
Marin touched her chin and said:
"Well, you're right, you can't just have a few lines... I think about it, there seems to be some 'power and glory', 'blood and thunder', etc. However, that's all translated into Chinese. I don't have the ready-made orc language to learn from..." Marin was a little distressed...
However, after seeing the liver Fumiko holding Nobunaga watching the fun, Malin came up with an idea:
"So that's it, I'll add a few lines to you!"
"What line?" Kahn wondered.
"Learn from me - Baga!"
"Baga!" Kahn silly led a group of little brothers to shout.
"Damn it, damn it!" Marin taught again.
"Damn it!" Kahn and his men continued to shout.
"Press the pulse!" Marin said this in a strange way...
But unexpectedly, Kahn and his subordinates shouted foolishly:
"Pressure the pulse belt!" That was full of energy...
Chapter completed!
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