Chapter 1403 Spanish Flies
As the saying goes, "A middle-aged couple can have a kiss, and a nightmare can last for several nights." Although Queen Anne is only 36 years old, she seems much older because she does not have advanced maintenance methods in later generations.
Moreover, similar to the Maomei in later generations, Queen Anne began to become fat after she was 30 years old and became a fat aunt... Among them, the two chefs provided by Marin made great contributions. They made high-calorie food for the King and his wife all day long. Although they did not feed Fat Louis XII, they fed Queen Anne to fat over the years...
What kind of experience is this to be hardworking towards an obese middle-aged aunt? Louis XII not only suffered physical damage, but also suffered 100,000 critical damage in his heart, doing damage once...
But Louis XII had no choice. If he could take concubines like the Chinese emperor, he could naturally work on the delicate girl. However, Europe would not allow divorce. Moreover, Europe's inheritance law only recognizes marriage and children. An illegitimate child who lives with a lover is not qualified to inherit the throne.
Therefore, no matter how unhappy Louis XII was, she could only work on Anne’s “aunt” alone. Moreover, if he divorced Anne and took another young girl, she would not be able to. Because Anne was the legal heir to the vast Principal of Brittany. She was not a child born by Queen Anne and was not qualified to inherit the Principal of Brittany. In order to ensure the integrity and unity of France, Louis XII could only choose to make a villain with Queen Anne who became fat...
"Your Majesty, use your strength! Just eighth generation (this sentence is a spoof)!" Queen Anne pouted her fat face and cheered Louis XII above.
But it was fine if she didn't speak. As soon as she spoke, Louis XII noticed her fat face and immediately wanted to vomit. However, for the sake of the prince, Louis XII had to force herself to cheer up. At the same time, she closed her eyes and silently thought to herself - she is a beautiful girl! She is a beautiful girl...
Then, Queen Anne looked like when she was young...
At that time, Queen Anne was only 18 years old and was the queen of Charles VIII. Louis XIII was the uncle of Charles VIII and often went to and from the palace. At that time, he was still a bachelor, drooled at Queen Anne's niece... After Charles VII's death, Louis XII decisively occupied his niece and abandoned his disabled fiancée...
However, as time goes by, the beautiful niece-in-law who was back then has now become a fat aunt, and is still like a wolf and a tiger...
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However, Louis XII is already so miserable, Marin is not going to let him go...
In order to enhance the effect, Marin suggested that Edward send someone to contact Emperor Maximilian I, and ask him to send an envoy to Paris, and once again propose marriage to his grandson Charles (the future Charles V) to Louis XII's only surviving eldest daughter Princess Claude.
Of course, proposing marriage is not the point. The point is that Marin asked the envoy to deliberately reveal the intention of the Habsburg family to seize the French throne. Moreover, he also had to mock Louis XII for not giving birth to a boy...
In fact, a few years ago, Maximilian I planned to marry his eldest grandson Charles and Princess Claude. At that time, Louis XII even had this intention. However, it was rejected by the great nobles in France. They never wanted the king of the French Kingdom to be a vulgar German guy...
Later, the French nobles jointly elected François, the side branch of the Valois royal family, as Princess Claude's fiancé and the French crown prince. Of course, the premise was that Louis XII could not give birth to a boy...
It is conceivable that when the messenger of Maximilian I openly despised Louis XII for not giving birth to a boy, Louis XII would be so angry. Then, he would be trying hard to create villains... In this way, it would definitely accelerate Louis XII's death...
However, Marin dared not do this personally. If the French learned that he had killed their second king (the first one was Charles VIII, who was ambushed by Marin), they would have to concentrate their efforts on the whole country to fight against Marin.
So, this time Marin just took the initiative. However, Edward sent people to contact Maximilian I. Anyway, England and France were separated by the English Channel. Even if the French were angry, they would have no choice but to take England across the sea...
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Although Edward knew he was exploited by Marin, he was willing to accept it. Because it was in his interests. Louis XII had caused him a lot of trouble after he ascended the throne. He even almost sent a large army to England. Edward, who had long been deeply resentful of Louis XII, naturally hoped that Louis XII would die soon. Moreover, the way of death that Marin had planned for Louis XII was too good to his taste. It was on the belly of a woman! In that case, even if Louis XII died, it would become a joke in Europe. Even the Kingdom of France would be embarrassing. For a king of England who hated France, nothing was more wonderful than this!
Of course, if you think Marin has just such a little trick, then you are too naive...
As the most outstanding Yinbi in Europe in this era, Marin's Yinbi tricks were wave after wave. In order to kill Louis XII, Marin was also preparing to secretly order the fat brothers who were infiltrated into the French palace as imperial chefs to give Louis XII some "tiger and wolf medicine" to cheer up Louis XII to accelerate the collapse of Louis XII's body...
Louis XII is 51 years old, and in this era, he is already an age that may die at any time. If he was at Marin's age, it would be fine to use some medicine to cheer up, but Louis XII's age would definitely not be able to bear it if he used too much...
Marin wrote a secret letter and sent someone to Paris. The content was - adding medicines to Louis XII to the food to amuse themselves, but they cannot be tonics...
When a man is old, his kidney function will decline. If he is to nourish Louis XII, it will be a good idea. Therefore, Marin did not think about nourishing Louis XII's kidney, but planned to use medicine to stimulate him to do more things to achieve the goal of overdrawing his body.
Among them, in Europe, there is a very traditional motivational medicine - Spanish flies...
The scientific name of Spanish flies is sputum, which can secrete a toxin - sputum. This toxin can stimulate men's neck...
This thing seems to make men "show their strength", but in fact, later scientific research shows that this is just an adverse reaction after poisoning of saphenium, which is of no benefit to the human body, but is harmful... After all, saphenium is a toxin, not a tonic...
What Marin wants is to be harmful to Louis XII's body. His order was to let the fat brothers mix a little Spanish fly powder into the dinner dishes every day when cooking. In this way, after Louis XII eats it, he will definitely "show his strength" and then "communicate in-depth" with Queen Anne...
Maybe Louis XII would be very satisfied at first. However, Spanish flies are poisonous after all. Eat a little bit every day, and as they get older, it is difficult for Louis XII to die.
Moreover, Spanish flies were not poisonous in Europe in this era. Even many older nobles liked to use a little to "revitalize their heroism". Even if the fat brothers were found to add this thing to the food, they would probably not be blamed. Instead, they would think that the two of them could be good and flatter...
At the same time, Marin also sent people to Spain to find alchemists who are good at making Spanish fly, such as a medley, in order to find a variety with the best negative effects. Then, he gave it to the fat brothers for Louis XII to use. After all, this was for the king. If the negative effects were too obvious, it would definitely not be used again. If the negative effects were not obvious and the medley effect was obvious, then Louis XII might use it happily and run wildly on the road to death...
Chapter completed!