Chapter 1322: Promoting cigarettes in front of the battlefield
In the next few days, the coalition of the princes of the Eight Kingdom continued to attack the city day and night, trying to over-tickle the soldiers of the Beihai Kingdom. However, they did not know that the soldiers of the Beihai Kingdom would have much better energy than them after a reasonable rest. If it weren't for the reinforcements to attack the opponents, the Beihai Kingdom's army might have launched a large counterattack.
Of course, it is not easy for the Beihai Army to fight back. After all, several tunnels were dug outside the camp. It is difficult for the enemy to attack in and it is also difficult for them to attack out.
But if reinforcements arrive, Marin can do it if he wants to go out - just blow up the earth wall and fill the tunnel...
However, if you do this, it will be difficult to retreat again. Therefore, you must wait for reinforcements to arrive before you can do this. Then, you will wipe out your opponent in one fell swoop. Otherwise, if you attack now, it is not that you cannot win, but that you may let the opponent go.
Gradually, the eight princes felt something was wrong. Because they had been tired of the enemy's tactics for 8 days, but although the opponent seemed to be sleepy (actually pretending), they were still energetic when fighting. This was so abnormal...
Charlie, Earl of Gelden, was very confused and couldn't figure it out. However, he suddenly thought of a poisonous plan...
On the morning of the ninth day, Charles Earl of Gelden and several princes came outside the camp under the escort of a group of flesh-shield knights to talk to Marin.
"What's the matter with me? I don't have time to pay attention to you. I need to hurry up and take the time to get some sleep!" Malin also put on his armor, holding a cigarette in his mouth, and shouted rascally on the top of the city.
"We want to know how you can fight in a state of fatigue. Logically, it's been more than 8 days, don't you sleep?" Earl Charlie asked loudly.
"We..." Marin grinned:
"If you are sleepy, just stab yourself with a knife, and you will wake up immediately. Have you read the allusion of 'Horse on your head, and you will be pricked on your thigh'? You know you haven't read it, you are illiterate..."
Charlie, Earl of Galden, was confused when he heard this - "Horse your head and your cone thighs"? What's the thing? Self-abuse? He also said that I'm not educated... I'm crossing you in circles...
It’s not his fault. He hasn’t studied in China, so he will definitely not know this allusion. Marin called him illiterate, and was really happy with him...
Seeing Count Charlie's confused look, Marin was indeed very happy...
“Ah hahaha——”
Earl Charlie was immediately angry. He took out the rhetoric that had been prepared long ago, intending to darken Marlin on the spot:
"Puncture yourself with a knife, and 'hang your head on the beam and sting your thighs', it's obvious that it is the devil's routine. Marin Hoffman, you say yourself - are you the spokesperson of the devil? Otherwise, how could these devil's methods be used?"
Earl Charlie's voice was loud and he was almost shouting with all his might. So many people heard this remark...
Marin became serious at this time, and he realized that the other party wanted to throw dirty water on his head...
This is the Christian world, not the ancient Chinese. In ancient China, Confucianism emphasized "the son did not speak of strange powers and confused gods." Even if he was called a demon, it was just a derogatory term.
In Christian Europe, it is a fatal thing to be called a devil. For example, Bruno was considered a "heretic" and was burned to death. The devil was the extreme of "heretic" and was definitely the target of being burned to death.
Charlie, Earl of Gelden, slandered himself as a devil in public, obviously wanting to die by himself...
...
After hearing the words of Count Charlie, the two Dukes of Henry, who were scolded, suddenly had their eyes lit up and shouted together:
"Yes, Marin is the devil!"
"Devil, burn him to death!"
When Marin heard the word "burn him to death", anger flashed across his face. But soon, he laughed:
"Hahahaha, two Lords Henry, it turns out that he didn't wrong you, calling you Sabi!"
"What do you mean?" Henry, Duke of Brunswick-Wolfenbeetle, was so angry that he smoked his orifices.
"What does it mean?" Marin sneered and continued:
"I have been to the Temple of Latram in the Holy See, standing in front of His Majesty the Pope and the respected archbishops, and were also named "Holy Spirit Warrior" by the Holy See. If I were a devil, I would not have performed in front of the Pope and the Archbishops in Cardinals? The Holy See, I am a noble "Holy Spirit Warrior". Do you think that Count Charles is a P? Do you dare to slander me as a devil? Do you think the great Roman Catholic is the spokesperson of the devil? I think, you Count Charles is the devil, right?"
The crowd under the city suddenly became turbulent, and many soldiers from the Eight-Nation Alliance who had believed the words of Earl Charles also looked at Earl Charles suspiciously. After all, Marin was indeed a "Holy Spirit Warrior" certified by the Holy See...
Charlie, Earl of Gelden, saw that it was not good. If he didn't refute, he would be locked in a shit basin...
So he gritted his teeth and said:
"You said you are not a devil, so you haven't slept for 8 days and couldn't stop stabbing yourself and still lively. This is clearly the devil's method! It is said that the devil likes to sacrifice to the evil gods with blood!"
Marlin suddenly felt a little stiff and secretly complained in his heart...
Indeed, before, he deliberately pretended to stab himself in order to tease his opponent. But after stabbing himself for 8 days, he was still alive, which was indeed a bit weird... It seems that he has to change his words...
...
What words should I use? Marin was a little confused. Then, the cigarette in his hand burned and burned Marin's fingers...
"Ouch!" Marin quickly threw away the burned cigarette. However, his eyes lit up quickly - he had an idea...
Then, Marin confidently took out the cardboard box, took out a cigarette, and asked his subordinates to light it with a torch. After taking a beautiful breath, Marin vomited a cigarette ring and said with disgust:
"You rust, you're so stupid. I said I'm dying for myself, do you really believe it? Look, is there a knife wound on my arm?" After saying that, Malin rolled up his white arm and showed it to the enemy under the earthen city wall.
Afterwards, Marin raised his right hand with a cigarette roll and said:
"Tubaozi, do you know what this is?"
Of course, Count Charles didn't know where Yan Zhuan was. So he simply kept silent.
Marin said proudly:
"I don't believe you, tell you, this is called tobacco, it is produced in the distant East (Malin dares not say it is America, he is afraid that America will be missed). I just brought it back. This thing is very pleasant after sucking it, and it becomes excited. So, even if you stupid guys quarrel for seven or eight days and make me sleep well, as long as you suck a few mouthfuls, I will immediately be energetic!"
Marin suddenly turned into a tobacco salesman and sold his tobacco in a big way. He thought that he had sent someone to grow tobacco and always had to sell it. Just so happened that he followed this opportunity and sold tobacco to the enemy in front of the formation...
"You said yes? I don't believe it!" Count Charlie shouted.
"Don't believe it? I can give you some taste!" Then, Marin waved and asked his subordinates to bring all the boxes of inventory he brought over.
Then, Malin threw more than a dozen packs of well-packed cigarettes under the city. Then, he also demonstrated to the people under the city how to unpack the cigarette boxes, how to light them to smoke... and also performed a trick of vomiting cigarette rings in public...
After the performance, Marin shouted:
"In the future, I'll find me to buy it! Please confirm it - Beihai Guo's 'Lao Dao' brand cigarette!"
Chapter completed!