Small theater collection 【fine】(1/3)
【Smoking cessation (during pregnancy with second child)】
As the new company started to develop, Yu Shaoting became busier and busier at work and smoked more and more fiercely.
During her pregnancy, Mrs. Yu formulated a smoking cessation plan for him and purchased a large amount of different brands of smoking cessation candies.
However, after less than three days, Mr. Yu started smoking again.
Finally one day, Mrs. Yu got angry and said, "You just don't have perseverance. Company Commander Cheng will quit smoking when he says he should, but you are the only one who keeps smoking."
Mr. Yu keenly caught the unfamiliar vocabulary in this sentence: "Who is Company Commander Cheng?"
"...Company Commander Cheng is Company Commander Cheng, from the Guard Company."
Mrs. Yu thought that she had given up smoking and only her own man still had the old habit. She couldn't help but complain again: "They can do it, but why can't you? If only you had the perseverance like Company Commander Cheng."
"Who is your husband? Do you have elbows turned out like you do?"
Mr. Yu had a rare moment of toughness after his marriage. He closed his notebook with a snap, leaving the woman opposite him stunned.
He stood up loudly and said with a cold face: "I will go to the company to work overtime tonight."
When he arrived at the company, Mr. Yu regretted eating fast food with Secretary Jing and wanted to go home, but he couldn't help but feel ashamed.
At around nine o'clock in the evening, the door of the office was lightly knocked twice. He went to open the door and saw Mrs. Yu standing outside the door. Mrs. Yu smoothed her hair, looked at him with her beautiful eyes, and spoke in a gentle tone.
: "I'm here to tell you that Captain Cheng smoked again just now."
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[Prenatal education is very important (during pregnancy with the second child)]
When Bai Xiao was twenty-nine weeks pregnant, she suddenly wanted to give her child prenatal education.
As a hero of the Yu family, Mrs. Yu agreed with her daughter-in-law's idea with both hands, and even went to buy a piano.
So, the following scene appeared——
Mrs. Yu sat on the sofa where the sun was shining, flipping through the novel on her lap, twirling a strawberry with her fingers, and saying: "Turkish March."
In less than a minute, she sat up and turned around: "How about changing to Hungarian dance music?"
Man sitting in front of the piano: "..."
"Forget it, let's play the Symphony of Destiny again." Mrs. Yu leaned back on the sofa with a comfortable posture.
Her mood has been low these days, and only by listening to these exciting piano music can she feel a little energetic.
Mr. Yu didn't respond, but asked her: "Do prenatal education people listen to this? You are not afraid of scaring the child in your belly."
"No, he has always been very quiet."
After saying that, Mrs. Yu lowered her head, touched her round belly, and said softly: "Baby, do you like Symphony of Destiny?"
Mr. Yu: "..."
"It defaults."
Mrs. Yu covered her small mouth with a novel and her eyes were crooked: "I think it must be a young musician in the future. I have a hunch."
She turned around again: "Why aren't you playing yet?"
Mr. Yu: "..."
after an hour.
Mrs. Yu began to give random instructions again: "I think it shouldn't be played like this. With your level, how can you do it in the future?"
ps: Mr. Yu is indeed a half-hearted piano player.
"Then why don't you play?" Mr. Yu directly chose to give up his seat.
Mrs. Yu put on her slippers, walked over with her big belly, sat down on the stool, flipped through the music score professionally, and just put her fingers on the black and white keys, and then——
Mrs. Yu's cry of pain came from the house: "Honey, my foot is cramped!"
Mr. Yu: "..."
Many years later, when he saw his second son coming home with a bruised nose and a swollen face, Mr. Yu often wondered whether he was frightened by those radical piano music back then.
Otherwise, how could he give birth to such a timid and fearful child?
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【About mate selection criteria】
Yu Shaoting studied in a foreign university, not because of his good grades, but simply because Yu Zhanming, who was the commander of a certain district at the time, didn't want to see him and drove him away.
During the summer vacation of his junior year, Yu Shaoting came back from the United States and got together with his friends again.
According to Baidu Encyclopedia, the definition of a dandy is a child of a rich and powerful family who spends all his time eating, drinking and having fun without doing any serious work.
Yu Shaoting has been classified as a 'dandy' since he was thirteen years old.
To be a dandy, you must first have a strong family background. When it comes to Yu Shaoting, people in the circle will say: "Oh, he is Commander Yu's youngest son, right?"
Secondly, he also needs to have a financial foundation that is sufficient for his squandering. Fortunately, Yu Shaoting has a grandfather who is engaged in shipping trade.
Being domineering is an indispensable condition for becoming a dandy.
When Yu Shaoting was fifteen years old, he singled out six senior students at the gate of Linzhong School, broke five of the elder's ribs, and ended up in the hospital sideways.
Last but not least, dandies usually spend their days idle and doing nothing. In ancient times, they just carried bird cages and swaggered through the streets humming operas.
As soon as he returned to Fengcheng, his hometown, Yu Shaoting plunged into a private club with complete entertainment facilities and never came out.
When they were young, they learned that the third brother had returned to China and there was no need to meet, so they all chased him to the club and reunited.
Yu Shaoting is the eldest among several people. They lived in the same hospital when they were young. Later, they separated, but the friendship remained. In the words of Chief of Staff Yu, it was because they had similar odors. One of them could be considered bad, but all five of them were bad.
Embryo, that is definitely not an accident.
During the years when Yu Shaoting went abroad, the other four people were nicknamed the Fengcheng Four Little Dominators.
Xin Bochang lamented regretfully: "If the third brother had not left, we would have gone to F5 and walked to the door of my cousin's film and television company. What would be the point of F4?"
So during this summer vacation, the five of them often put on sunglasses, smoked cigarettes, and drove luxury cars to the suburbs for racing.
One day, after the car ride, the five of them were enjoying the cool air on the top of a mountain, which triggered the following conversation.
Xin Bai: "Third brother, how do foreign girls taste?"
Chats between men are always a bit erotic.
Yu Shaoting blew out a smoke ring, leaned against the car door, glanced at him faintly, and sneered at such a vulgar question.
"Xin Tou, do you think everyone is like you and accepts everyone who comes? Our third brother, that's called keeping oneself clean." Lu Jinsheng gave a look of contempt.
Xu Chengyang rarely gossips: "Third brother, can you tell the brothers about your criteria for choosing a mate?"
"That goes without saying," Xin Bai came over and said, "She must be beautiful. Not to mention Miss World, she must be at the level of Miss Asia."
Yu Shaoting played the banquet, took another puff of cigarette, and said, "You still have to be obedient."
Others all turned their attention to him. Perhaps they did not expect that the usually taciturn third brother would be interested in this issue.
"Men build their careers outside, while women have to stay at home and take good care of them. We don't ask her to be polite. At the very least, if I say one thing, she won't dare to say otherwise. Otherwise, what will I do if I marry her?"
This statement once became the standard for the other four people to choose their spouses, and the results can be imagined.
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[Date of delivery (third child)]
Bai Xiao: "Yu Shaoting, I didn't expect you to be this kind of person. I trust you so much. Is this worthy of me and my children?"
The little meat dumpling Yu Jingcheng ran over and lay down beside the pusher, crying sadly: "Mom, mom..."
Yu Shaoting lifted the child away and gently comforted the woman who was still sleeping: "Stop talking, I'm going to the delivery room soon, save some strength."
"You planned all this, how could you be so despicable? Yu Shaoting, I misjudged you!"
Yu Shaoting: "What are you talking about? The doctors and nurses are watching, and they are not afraid of others laughing at you. Be good, come on, take a deep breath first."
Bai Xiao took a deep breath and complained: "You want to change the topic with sweet words again? I hate you so much, I hate you so much~~"
"Mom, mom!" Yu Jingcheng wanted to pounce on him again, fearing that the world would not be in chaos.
Yu Shaoting pulled his collar back and smoothed away Bai Xiao's bangs that were sticky with sweat: "After this baby is born, there will be no more babies in the future. Being angry is not good for the baby. Don't be afraid. We haven't given birth twice.
Are you ready? It doesn’t hurt, be good~~”
He raised his head, frowned, and said impatiently to the nurse: "Why don't you push it in? Didn't you see her screaming in pain?"
Nurse:"……"
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Outside the delivery room.
Yu Shaoting looked at the closed door of the delivery room, breathed a sigh of relief, pulled off his tie, seemed to think of something, turned around, and saw that Yu Jingcheng had already hid behind the vending machine.
"Come here." Yu Shaoting waved to his son.
Yu Jingcheng pursed his lips and shook his head desperately.
To be continued...