Chapter 57 Who is the Dionysian?
"Liu Qing, are you too shameless?" Fu Jundie blushed slightly, not sure if it was shame or anger, but turned around and cursed: "You even want to take advantage of Yuting?"
"Sister Fu, Brother Qing didn't take advantage of me." Li Yuting frowned and shook her head in confusion to defend Liu Qing.
"Yuting, why are you saying good things for this guy?" Fu Jundie snorted while driving the car and said disdainfully: "I know this guy is not a good person, he is just a pervert. Yuting, you must do it in the future.
Be careful with him. Otherwise, you will suffer a loss sooner or later."
"Just be your driver." Liu Qing blushed, took out a mobile phone from his trouser pocket in embarrassment, and said with a wry smile: "I will never put my mobile phone in my trouser pocket again."
"Yes, it was this phone that knocked me out." Li Yuting pouted and immediately identified the "murderer".
Fu Jundie also saw Liu Qing's mobile phone in the reflector, and couldn't help but laugh. But Qiang defended himself: "Can you blame me? Who told you to have a criminal record?"
"Even if I am blind and take advantage of you, I will not take advantage of Yuting." Liu Qing fiercely stuffed the culprit into his jacket pocket.
"Liu Qing, what do you mean by this?" Fu Jundie blushed and said angrily: "Is my mother really that ugly?"
"Really? Did I say you are ugly? Are you in bad shape?" Liu Qing asked innocently, "It seems you have a guilty conscience."
"Liu Qing, you bastard, I will die with you." Fu Jundie bit her teeth lightly and shouted in anger.
"Sister Fu, you are the most beautiful policewoman I have ever seen."
Li Yuting's words immediately put Fu Jundie in a good mood. He turned around and glanced at Liu Qing: "Listen, listen to other people's opinions. You don't suspect that Yuting is telling you lies, do you?"
"I do believe what Yu Ting said." Liu Qing answered calmly, but the second half of the sentence made Fu Jundie, who had just shown a proud smile, freeze on the spot: "But Yu Ting has never been far away, to a small place in the countryside.
There were probably more male police officers. I guess she never saw more than three female police officers."
Liu Qing's words were okay, after all, he was used to being hit by him. However, Li Yuting's next words almost made Fu Jundie fall off the motorcycle. He thought about it seriously and nodded: "Yes.
Ah, there are no female police officers in our countryside. I saw a female police officer at the train station. She was indeed not as good-looking as Sister Fu. She was chubby and had many spots on her face. She looked like she was in her forties.
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Fu Jundie finally had the sense to shut her mouth. Although she was hit by the argument with Liu Qing, she finally got over it. However, Li Yuting, who seemed to be speaking very seriously, gave her a taste of what a real blow was.
"Yu Ting, please don't talk nonsense." Liu Qing couldn't stop sobbing and said maliciously: "Are you really sure that chubby policewoman is not as good-looking as Fu Jundie? Think about it carefully.
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Sure enough, Li Yuting frowned and thought about it carefully, then nodded seriously and said: "Yes, I'm sure she is not as good-looking as Sister Fu."
"Liu Qing, I want..." Fu Jundie was so angry that she wanted to kill him. But after thinking about it carefully, she really didn't have the ability to kill him. She had to change her words and said fiercely: "I want to kill him."
Get down on your back."
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"Bang." Fu Jundie and Liu Qing smashed their empty draft beer cups on the table almost simultaneously, their faces turning red.
Even Liu Qing's tongue was a little numb. He didn't expect Fu Jundie to be so good at drinking. He had been having sex with him for thirteen draft beers, and he was still able to avoid going to the toilet without falling to the ground? He was really worthy of a female tyrannosaurus like her.
nickname. However, people who come out of the army are best known for their wine. People like Fu Jundie who can drink and drink boldly without slapping are the best who can get along with others. Liu Qing naturally has this problem as well.
, I couldn’t help but have a much better impression of Fu Jundie.
"Can you still drink it?" Liu Qing grabbed a crab leg and chewed it. He said slowly while chewing: "If you surrender, you will be allowed to use the toilet."
"When it comes to being a hooligan, I, Fu Jundie, can't compare to you." Fu Jundie's slightly ivory skin was stained with blush, and he burped and waved his hand: "But when it comes to drinking beer, I am a dignified Fu Jundie."
Is Butterfly still afraid of you?"
"Then continue to serve the wine." Liu Qing touched his full belly and smiled bitterly in his heart. Grandma, this is going to be embarrassing. The wine is nothing, but the urge to urinate is very strong. This Fu Jundie's
I don’t know how my belly grew, but after drinking so much beer, I didn’t even have to go to the toilet.
"Boss, just bring me a barrel of draft beer." Fu Jundie shouted excitedly: "Also, get two more pounds of oysters."
Liu Qing took a look and realized that this woman really valued oysters. She had already eaten several kilograms of oysters, but she still ordered two kilograms.
"Brother Qing, Sister Fu, please stop drinking." Li Yuting looked at the two of them worriedly, and said timidly: "You have already drank a lot."
"Children don't understand adults' things." Although Liu Qing was holding back his urine, he was in the mood for drinking. He casually waved his hand and said, "You are young and don't understand the benefits of wine."
"Brother Qing, I am already nineteen years old. She is not young." Li Yuting saw that Liu Qing treated her as a child, and her watery eyes suddenly became moist, and she defended weakly: "I want to drink too."
In order to prove that he is really not young, he actually begged for a drink.
"Isn't this bad?" Liu Qing glanced at her hesitantly: "You are a girl..."
Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Fu Jundie slapping the table and glaring: "What's wrong with girls? Girls can't drink and have sex? Aren't I drinking too? Yuting, sister Fu supports you to drink. Boss,
Bring me another cup."
Liu Qing looked at Fu Jundie and kept thinking to herself, she actually knew that she was a girl? In the whole tyrannosaurus, how can Yu Ting, who is so delicate and weak, compare to you? Of course, I still like her for the time being.
, he didn’t say anything and let her act out the rage again. She looked a little hesitant and helpless and said: "If Yu Ting wants to drink, just take a sip. If you find it unpleasant, don’t drink."
Li Yuting picked up Liu Qing's draft beer cup. After a slight hesitation, she imitated Fu Jundie and drank it in one gulp. After finishing, her face did not turn red, she frowned and said softly: "Is this wine? It's quite delicious. Qing
Brother Fu and sister, let me drink with you."
Liu Qing and Fu Jundie were both stunned and looked at each other. They were both secretly wondering, could this be the legendary pretending to be a pig and eating the tiger?
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(Explanation: This book is a slow-cooked stew. It is bland at the beginning, but becomes more and more flavorful as it simmers to the end. I also try my best to make a pot of soup with profound flavor. There is no need to rush, and I hope readers will read the book while reading.
Chapter completed!