Chapter 24: Ghostly Obsessed
"You! How do you speak like this?!"
I went up to argue with angrily, but my master stopped me and signaled us to leave. I looked at my master in surprise and asked, "Master, we, are we leaving?"
"Let's go, let's go. This poor boy can't afford to eat, so he drove us away on purpose. Instead of being hungry with him, we might as well find a place to eat and live, and have a good rest..."
The master said with a long voice in his hand and smiled.
"Hey! You guys wait!"
Alang suddenly stopped us, strode to us, looked up and down at the master, and asked again: "Old man, what did you say just now? I'm a poor boy? Why would you starve to death when you live in my house?!"
"What? Did I say it wrong?"
The master asked with a smile: "After we have had dinner elsewhere, you kid, hehe, are you still empty? I guess it will take a few days to have no food to eat..."
"Huh? You, you old man, can you see the photos?"
Alang uncomfortably rubbed his shriveled belly and asked with his head tilted.
"Haha! Is it necessary to look at your face? You look at your pale face, thin body, weak body, and drift with your feet. You are either being entangled by evil spirits or not having dinner for three days. Boy, am I right?"
The master stroked his beard and asked with a smile.
"Master, how do you know that he hasn't eaten for three days? Why didn't I see it!"
I asked in my master's ear.
"Boy, your eyes are staring at Lingzhu girl all day long, and you don't have time to look at other things. The 'tiger mouth' I just saw just now, that small island shouldn't be there every day, otherwise this poor boy would have starved to death. If the master had expected it, the island would be flooded every time the tide rises, so during that time he would return with a full load when fishing, but when that island appeared, he would always die of fishing. This is the effect of the tiger mouth. Once or twice, he would not get rich, nor would he starve to death!"
The master responded lightly.
"It's indeed a fortune teller. I haven't had dinner for three days. For your calculations, I invite you to visit my house!"
Alang seemed to have done something extremely generous, and I was so angry that I was so angry, but the master repeatedly endured it. I don’t know when his temper became so kind and kind.
When I came to Alang's house, there were three thatched huts, but the roofs were all pulled by extremely thick ropes. Otherwise, such a broken house would be blown away by any sea breeze!
"I have tea and water at home, but... I just don't have food..."
Alang grabbed the back of his head awkwardly, took a few dirty cups to wash it, and then placed it on the table. After a while, he boiled another pot of boiling water. At some point, he grabbed a handful of tea and put it in and stirred it. Each person poured a cup of tea, and then he lazily found a place to sit down.
"Haha! We won't drink yours for nothing, Erya, you should take out the things you have, right?"
The master looked at Erya with a smile. Erya's pretty face turned red. She immediately took out a paper bag from her sleeve and opened it. It was a roast chicken. She slowly walked to Alang and whispered: "Brother Alang, please eat..."
"Pity me?!"
But Alang rolled his eyes and asked impatiently.
"Brother Lang..."
Erya lowered her head with a pretty face blushing, but she didn't know what to say.
"Erya! This bastard is not worthy of your kindness to him. Throw away the food and don't give it to him!"
I slapped the table in anger and ordered Erya to throw away the roasted chicken. However, Erya stood stubbornly in front of Alang, refused to leave, and insisted on putting the roasted chicken in front of Alang.
"Gugu..."
At this moment, in the solemn atmosphere, Alang's stomach suddenly cried, and we all couldn't help but smile. Alang's old face turned red, and he grabbed the roast chicken with both hands, lowered his head and said, "It's useless to not eat, but this is what you beg me to eat!"
"Um."
Seeing Alang chewing on the roast chicken, Erya smiled sweetly. I saw her every move towards Alang and couldn't help but smile and shake her head with a wry smile.
"Ahem...ahhhh...ahhhhhhhhhhh!"
Suddenly, Alang coughed twice in a row, and suddenly bent over and spit out a mouthful of blood. Seeing this scene, my master and I were both shocked, and Erya even screamed and bent over to help Alang, but she didn't know that Alang had fainted.
"Brother Alang! Brother Alang! Old sir, what's wrong with Brother Alang? Is there something wrong with the roast chicken I brought?!"
"No, it has nothing to do with you. It's Alang's physique. He has become extremely weak and cannot tolerate anything to nourish him. Unexpectedly, his body has deteriorated to this point. Alas, Xiaojiu, help him on the bed!"
The master frowned and after giving the order, he turned around and walked out of the door. He wandered around the yard for a while. After I got Alang to the bed, the master immediately walked back and reached out to put his hand on Alang's pulse.
After a while, the master took his hand back, but he didn't say anything. He glanced at Erya lightly and said, "Eya, you can clean up another bedroom with Lingzhu's girl first, and we won't leave tonight."
"But old sir, brother Lang..."
"Go."
Before Erya finished speaking, the master suddenly reached out to stop him and signaled them to leave the room as soon as possible.
After Erya reluctantly walked out of the room, the master looked at me cautiously. Naturally, I understood what the master meant. He must have to say something when he asked Erya out at this time, and these words must not be heard by Erya.
"Master, what's going on with Alang?"
I asked in confusion.
“Relieve the yang!”
The master still frowned and sneered: "Although this kid lives a very shabby life, his life is not as bad as it seems. He is fascinated by female ghosts all day long, and he is free and happy, hum!"
The phenomenon of yang deficiency is extremely exhausted. It has reached the point of exhaustion. In another small step, Alang will return to the underworld. It turns out that the female ghost I met before was actually here to absorb Alang's yang energy. It can be seen that Erya likes Alang, but if she knew that Alang was happy with a female ghost every day, she would not know if she would be better with Alang.
"Old sir!"
Unexpectedly, Erya rushed in at this time. It turned out that she had not left just now, but eavesdropped at the door. It seemed that she had heard what the master said. At this moment, she knelt in front of the master and choked up and said, "Old sir, I believe that's not Brother Alang's original intention. No matter what, I would like to ask Mr. to save Alang, please!"
"Erya, you get up first."
The master sighed lightly, helped Erya up, and nodded: "Alang is confused by the female ghost. I will definitely get rid of that female ghost and give you a good Alang. Don't worry. By the way, it's not too late now, and you should go back, otherwise your parents will worry."
"No!"
Erya retorted firmly: "Brother Alang has become like this. How can I bear to leave? I want to stay and take care of Brother Alang. Old sir, please let me stay... Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo w
"But the people in Xianren Town don't like Alang. If they knew that you were secretly living in Alang's house, it would probably not be very beneficial to you and your parents!"
I can't help but worry about Erya.
"Brother Xiaojiu, thank you for your consideration for me, but I am not afraid of them. I must stay and take care of Brother Alang. Please let me stay."
Looking at Erya's face full of tears, I couldn't say anything else.
"Okay, Erya, you go and cook a large pot of hot water now. I will help Alang take out the evil spirits, small wine, and set up a jar. No matter what, during this period, you cannot let any lonely ghosts disturb you. Summon the mountain gods and waters protect the Dharma!"
"Um!"
"yes!"
Hearing the master's instructions, Erya and I responded in unison and immediately prepared separately.
I first cleaned up all the messy things on the altar table, and then cleaned up the incense burner that had been abandoned for a long time before I took out the three pillars of fragrance, lit it, and informed the gods of heaven and earth, as well as the ancestors, and said in a hurry: "I would like to ask the heroes of this altar to transform the world, judge the real difference between the world, collect evil demons and injure the gods, cure diseases and save suffering, and eliminate disasters. The gods heard that I was really respectful, and all the ghosts and gods heard that I was shocked. Thousands of soldiers and generals followed me, and the Six-Arsenal Divine Weapons followed me. When something happened, burn incense and ask for my magic spell to go to the altar. The disciples were dedicated to asking for it. The benefactor of this altar came, and the divine weapons were as fast as the law!"
After chanting the spell, I immediately took out the sword of Zhu Xie, stepped on the steps of the Gang, swung the sword in all directions, and pointed at the last step. I pointed to the ground with my toes, jumped to the front of the altar, pinched my hands, knelt heavily on the ground, and worshiped respectfully.
After taking out the paper and pen, I immediately drew a few evil-resisting talismans, and then pasted them on the door and window of Alang's house. After doing these, Erya also boiled hot water.
After filling the hot water with a large wooden barrel, my master and I carried Alang into the barrel. The master first crossed his legs and then sat upright. The master said that only by doing this can the Mingmen point behind him be opened, which is very helpful for expelling the yin evil energy.
Soon, the master took out small bottles from the bag and poured the powder inside into the water. I stirred it for a while, and the master said again: "I will see the water turning black later, and then take it out!"
"oh!"
I nodded, but when I saw the master go back to the room to rest, I guarded Ah Lang.
"Hmph, I have to guard you after taking a shower. You really enjoy it. My master is so kind to you. You can scold me if you say anything. I really deserve to be beaten!"
Bored, I mumbled, and found a place to sit down, crossed my legs, and hummed.
"Brother Xiaojiu, how is Brother Alang? Haven't woken up yet?"
Suddenly, Erya asked with concern outside the door.
"Oh, no, Erya, please rest early, I'll watch you. If Alang wakes up, I'll call you."
"Thank you, Brother Xiaojiu..."
Chapter completed!