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Chapter 618 Telling a joke will cause an accident

"Commander, have you finished organizing the language? If you delay like this, the food will be cold."

After washing an apple, Atago still looked at Lu Hong with a smile, waiting for the super funny joke he said.

"Ahem, I've already thought about this. Atago, please listen carefully. It's a super funny joke."

Lu Hong coughed a few times, then rubbed his hands, as if everything was ready, so he just wanted to speak out in person.

"Oh? Then tell the commander just. My sister is really curious about what kind of joke it is that can make the commander laugh."

After taking a light bite of the apple, Atago's mouth made a crisp chewing sound, and with her one-handed brace, she obviously looked like she was watching a show.

"Then listen. It's said that a long time ago, a demon clan who practiced into a human form caused harm to the world."

"The body of this demon clan was originally a dog, to be precise, female, so the human form she transformed into was a woman."

"But the human form she transformed into is extremely beautiful. When she sat quietly, she was like a fairy who was not a human being, making people feel that she was extremely noble."

"But when she moves, her every frown and smile is extremely tempting, which makes people tempted invisibly. Even if it becomes her food, it is willing to do so. And the source of the endless temptation of this demon clan is the tear mole on her face."

While eating, Lu Hong said slowly to Atago, but Atago himself felt a little impatient.

"Commander, sister, I feel like you are not telling a joke, but telling a story. Isn't that a little inappropriate?"

"Hehe, Atago, don't be impatient. The first ones are just a prelude, and the later ones are the beginning of the joke. Remember not to eat and drink water, as it is likely to be sprayed directly."

As he said that, Lu Hong put down the chopsticks and spoon in his hand. It seemed that it was indeed a joke.

"One day, it suddenly started to rain heavily in the sky. A young man was out for a trip and didn't expect this situation. He could only turn into a chicken in the heavy rain."

"However, he was running in the rain. After running for a while, he saw a house in front of him, which was where the demons lived."

"This young man naturally heard the story of the demon clan, and at the same time he knew that this was not false, but real. After all, a good friend of his is tempted to leave by the demon clan in front of him."

"Originally, the young man wanted to leave quickly, but when he remembered what had happened before, he had an idea in his heart. Then he even raised his courage and walked straight towards the room."

"Push open the door and walk in. The stunning woman transformed by the demon clan was sitting on the chair, looking at the young man with interest."

"The demon race has been staring at the young people. No matter who it is, it will feel chilled, let alone this young man who is wet in the rain."

"But, with this cold chill, the young man pretended to be calm and sat next to the stove to keep warm, and did not care about the demons sitting beside him."

"After this, the demon clan's interest in him became even stronger. He flashed and came to the young man."

"I saw the young man trembling, but he had no intention of running away. The demon clan became more and more interested in him."

"The demon clan asked the young man curiously why he dared to break into his residence so boldly? And when he saw himself appear, he didn't have the intention of running away."

Speaking of this, Lu Hong stopped. It was not because he wanted to breathe or something, but just holding his stomach and laughing.

"Commander, why are you laughing here? My sister has heard it for so long, but there is nothing funny at all."

Atago's face was full of doubts. The story was well written, but where was the funny point?

"Hahaha, Atago, wait a moment, I'll get angry first... Atago, guess what the young man's answer is?"

He stopped and laughed reluctantly. Lu Hong took a few deep breaths before calming the breath, at least he would not be out of breath.

"Well, this sister knows it. It must be the young man who thinks that the demon clan has actually liked him for a long time, so the last time he met, he did not tempt himself to leave."

"No, right? Atago, you can guess it carefully, think about the causes and consequences, and the preparations I made before."

Closed his eyes, Atago tried hard to combine all the clues to see if he could think of something, but in the end he could only shake his head helplessly.

"Commander, what is the young man's answer? Tell my sister quickly, I really can't think of it."

"Hehe, his answer is very simple. My nickname is Baozi. I have heard of Goubuli Baozi, so I don't think you will eat me."

After slapping the table, Lu Hong laughed again, as if this joke was really super funny.

Seeing Lu Hong smiling so happily, Atago forced a smile out, but in fact she didn't think it was funny at all.

However, in the joke that Lu Hong just said, Atago seemed to have realized something, and the look at Lu Hong showed an extra meaning that I understand you.

When Atago saw this, Lu Hong suddenly noticed something was wrong, laughed and stopped immediately and entered the security state.

"Ataka, if you think the joke is not funny, why do you look at my eyes? I feel a strange feeling?"

"It's nothing. My sister just realized that the joke the commander said actually hides a deeper meaning."

As soon as these words came out, Lu Hong was stunned this time. There was a deeper meaning hidden in his joke? How could he not know?

"What does it mean more deeply? If you say it out, how could I not know?"

"Haha, commander, you don't need to cover up too much. My sister has already understood it clearly. I didn't expect that the commander would use such a secret method to remind her."

Feeling something wrong, Lu Hong quickly took away Atago's foot that had just been put down, otherwise something big would happen.

"What? There is something wrong with your understanding atago? I don't have that kind of meaning, don't do it randomly, okay?"

"Haha, it's okay, commander, I'll talk to you tonight. There's plenty of time at that time. By the way, commander, don't think you can hide. I've already kept it in my heart."

Seeing Atao get up and leave, Lu Hong's mind was full of question marks. He was just telling a joke, but he was the one who made it up now. Why did he hide a deeper meaning?

After thinking about it for a while, Lu Hong still had no idea. In the end, he had to choose to give up and continue to eat peacefully.

No matter how many of her, as the saying goes, soldiers come to block the water and soil, as long as your brain is flexible enough, you don’t need to be afraid of these things at all.
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