Chapter 794 There are benefits to having a master!(1/2)
The kid goes down with a baseball bat.
On the stage, Guo Degang, Yu Qian, and Shi Fukuan were all frightened. It was impossible not to be afraid. This thing was very powerful.
"I almost died on the stage. This kid is really good at it. He can give us enough to drink from a sap." Yu Qian complained.
Just as he was complaining, Shi Fukuan suddenly looked at Guo Degang, "No, Degang, I want to ask, why do we Deyun Club, a crosstalk guy, still carry this thing with us?"
Guo Degang was helpless, "Sir, how would I know where to go? Apart from the cross talk stuff, these kids can find other things from the backstage. Maybe they can even bring out a spatula later."
Suddenly.
Qi Yuncheng showed up again. The baseball bat in his hand was replaced by a plastic pipe. "Master, I don't have a spatula. Can you make do with the pipe?"
"Go back!!"
"OK."
Hahahahaha!
Laughter broke out again.
But the funny thing is not only the plastic pipe, but also the word "good", so obediently taking it back.
This made the three people who were performing unable to hold their nerves. The New Year's Day is not a fun time.
Shi Fukuan shook his head, "You have to be careful, I don't know what I will bring out later."
"Come up again, Qi Yuncheng. If you dare to come up again, I will deal with you."
The master spoke, but Qi Yuncheng did not appear on stage this time.
Meng Hetang trotted out instead, holding a small inflatable hammer in his hand. Yu Qian affirmed, "This thing can be used as wine. Yuncheng's thing will definitely kill us all."
Guo Degang also felt that this was a good idea, so he introduced the apprentice who came over, "This kid also performed on stage just now, called Meng Drinking Soup."
"Hey, what kind of soup are you drinking? Meng Hetang."
"Oh, Meng Hetang."
Joking about his name, Meng Hetang put down his things, turned back to the side screen and looked at his senior brother happily. Qi Yuncheng did the same, "Don't talk about plastic pipes, there are some better things backstage, but they won't let me take them out."
"Take it out and change it into a martial pendant."
"It's fun, isn't it? We have to wait until twelve o'clock today, how can we get there if we don't have a good time?"
On the stage, Guo Degang took something handed over by Xiao Meng and said, "Teacher Yu, do you see it? This is like today's wine."
Looking at the inflatable hammer, Yu Qian lowered his head and kept thinking, "How to drink this wine?"
"You don't know how to do this?" Guo Degang made a mistake, raised his hand and hit Yu Qian on the head with something, "Just drink like this."
After being beaten, Yu Qian shook his head in response and turned to look at his master.
Shi Fukuan also looked at his apprentice, "Is this how you drink?"
"Ah, just drink like this." Yu Qian pointed to his head blankly.
"I don't understand this a little bit." Shi Fukuan showed confusion on his face and folded his hands in the sleeves of his coat. "He is in Shanyue. He wants to find the right holiday. What should we do?"
Yu Qian suddenly realized it. Standing in the middle, he turned to his right and asked his old partner, "Yes, what if you say Shan Yue is right?"
Guo Degang explained patiently, "I found him as the official order. I'm very happy and congratulate you. I'll give you three toasts."
"Oh, I'm glad that I have three toasts."
Yu Qian was in very good condition. He immediately turned to his master and repeated his words.
However, Shi Fukuan frowned and continued to wonder: "I still don't understand, what is the method of toasting three glasses of wine?"
"yes."
Yu Qian became a microphone at this moment. He looked at his old partner and said blankly, "Yeah, three toasts. How do you do this?"
"This is simple."
Guo Degang picked up the inflatable hammer and hit Yu Qian's head three times, then slowly put it down, "This is how to respect the law."
After being beaten three times, Yu Qian looked at the master with an expressionless face, then pointed at his head and said, "This is how you respect the Fa."
"Oh, you are so respectful to the Dharma."
Shi Fukuan finally understood, but he was embarrassed again after taking a breath, "I still don't understand, he is a single month, he found it and toasted three glasses. We are a double month, what if we don't find it, and we don't say it right? What should you do?
Go ask him."
"Yes, I have to ask." Yu Qian turned around and said, "What if we are Shuangyue and we don't find it?"
Guo Degang: "That is a violation of the order, and I will be punished with three drinks of wine."
Shi Fukuan: "How to punish?"
He picked up the hammer again, just like this. Although the laughter below was not as fierce as when Qi Yuncheng appeared just now, there were people laughing throughout the whole process of what they were talking about.
Then he saw with his own eyes again that Yu Qian was hit on the head three times.
After three times, Yu Qian squinted his eyes and became confused. However, he still had to force a smile when he looked at the master, "That's the punishment."
"Oh." Shi Fukuan nodded and said in a long voice, "I don't quite understand~~"
Yu Qian stretched out his hand to stop him, "Master, I understand! I've had seven cups now!!"
Ha ha ha ha!
In the state of hindsight, I completely unpacked my baggage. Sometimes I learned nothing but the enthusiasm of the gentlemen.
It's not pleasant or messy, but just saying it makes people happy.
Qi Yuncheng glanced at Xiaoyu from the side screen, "I hope he can learn more. Children nowadays don't have many opportunities to watch their elders perform live."
In laughter.
Shi Fukuan had fun and said, "I know you can drink."
"Then you can't drink like this. It's better for Yuncheng to give me a stick."
It doesn't matter if you don't say it, Guo Degang suddenly became nervous, "Be careful, he is really capable."
When the master recognized him, the audience who liked Qi Yuncheng were extremely happy below.
Yu Qian could only lower his voice immediately and said: "Don't ask like that, let's just start playing."
"Okay, let's play directly."
Guo Degang nodded, "Start now, call me to find it first. I have to find a day in a single month, and that is the fifteenth day of the first lunar month."
Yu Qian: "What festival?"
Guo Degang: "It's the Lantern Festival."
Yu Qian asked his master, "Lantern Festival? Is there one?"
Shi Fukuan: "Yes, I've found you. What should I do?"
"I've found it, so I'll give you three toasts."
"Oh, three toasts."
Yu Qian and Shi Fukuan were excited at this time and wanted to pick up the hammer one after another, but Guo Degang immediately held him down. He held him down, but Yu Qian couldn't understand, "Why? Don't let me give you the hammer."
Shi Fukuan was not happy anymore and exchanged places with Yu Qian, "Degang, you can be so pretentious."
"What's wrong sir?"
"You said we would give you three toasts. You made the right choice. Let's toast you. Why didn't you let us toast you?"
"You are confused." Guo Degang sighed, approached the gentleman and asked, "Who came here?"
Shi Fukuan naturally understood, "You."
"Yes, I'm here to toast you three glasses. I have to toast you. You drink."
"Then what if you're not right?"
"I was wrong. I drank."
"Then now??"
"You guys drink."
"this……"
Shi Fukuan looked at Guo Degang on the spot and didn't know what to say. He slowly turned around and looked at his apprentice Yu Qian, and said softly: "Man."
"Huh??" Yu Qian didn't know what to do.
"Drink!!"
The master tricked his apprentice into coming, and there was a lot of joy in the theater.
The master said this, what else can the apprentice do? He got hit three times in the middle.
After three strokes, it was really choking. Yu Qian covered his head and said, "It's our turn next, Master, let's Shuangyue."
Shi Fukuan was full of confidence, "We can beat him."
To be continued...