"Why are you learning from him?" Luan Yunping was curious.

"I've also made a sign and had a parade advertisement. I'll get a fir thirteen round, tie this red and green silk, get two wooden boards, and hang two large coffins. I spent a total of several thousand yuan on the band."

"Really the second chapter."

"I just walked not far away from the slap." Qi Yuncheng stretched out his neck and raised his hand and pointed, "As soon as he left the alley, the police on the ground saw it."

"You can't see such a big situation."

"What are you doing?

A card-breaker.

What business?

Coffin shop!

go back!!"

Ha ha ha ha!

The charm of traditional crosstalk is here. You should know that Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping have not changed much, they are just simple interpretations, but they can be said to be cozy.

There is no coffin shop that can make a name for a name.

Amid the laughter, Qi Yuncheng looked at the police and was still embarrassed, "Don't, we spent thousands of dollars on the bank, can we go back after a turn?

No, I will take you all away after you go around.

When I think the money is spent in vain, I have to earn it back.”

"How to make money?"

“Send flyers.”

"Ah?" Luan Yunping couldn't figure it out and touched her partner's arm. "I haven't heard of it before."

Qi Yuncheng: "Now you heard about it."

Luan Yunping: "Yes, I really heard about it."

Qi Yuncheng: "I wrote the leaflet draft."

Luan Yunping: "How did you write it?"

Picking up the fan on the table and pinching it, Qi Yuncheng showed a serious expression and began to write on the table, "Ben Immortality, the 35th anniversary of the opening, a discount of three weeks.

20% off the original code, 20% off the second one, buy the larger ones around the smaller ones.

Don’t miss this great opportunity, don’t miss it.”

After talking, Luan Yunping was having fun with the old and young men below, "It's almost 30% off the purchase price of one group."

"Oh, yes, yes, it's impossible to forget this."

He picked up the fan and bent over and added a note on the table, "The address is below, and a photo of the coffin is placed by the way, and a piece of copper plate is printed on the flyer."

"What's the purpose?"

"It makes people see clearly. This time, there were 40,000 prints. I asked four guys to carry a stack of them out. It happened that one of them had a poor vision. He didn't know what to do when he took them."

The fan opened, and the funny guy held it and squinted his eyes and looked at it, "What business? Well? Why are the shoes today so fat?"

Luan Yunping pointed to the open fan, "Do you see if these are shoes?"

"Oh, the coffin seller? Who the hell wants it?" Qi Yuncheng swears, holding the table in a supporting role, and it's funny, "Everyone is scolding."

"What should I do when I think about it? It's just a coincidence."

"how?"

"We have a temple fair. I immediately called my friend and hire a car."

"what?"

"Take a coffin to the temple fair."

The whole show is getting more and more coquettish. As an apprentice, Zhou Gulan never smiles. When she sees that the people on the seat are almost the same as hers, her face is full of joy.

It is enough to prove that this joke is very interesting.

The jokes created by the old seniors have a lot of wisdom.

At the same time, Luan Yunping was in a good mood. She looked down and pointed at her partner, complaining, "This person is crazy about poverty."

Qi Yuncheng didn't care about him, "When he arrived at the temple fair, the security guards bullied people and refused to let my coffin enter the temple. If I don't want to let me enter, I'll unload them all at the door, and I'll set up a street stall."

"Okay, I'm all here to see you today."

Qi Yuncheng suddenly smiled, "You can't tell me that I'm going to have a stall, and I'm so popular. I've gathered more than 200 people."

"All of them are buyers?"

Luan Yunping asked curiously. When he asked, the funny guy's smile suddenly disappeared, and he spoke heavily, "It's just a scolding master."

"I'm not allowed to scold you."

"After a while, an old lady came over there and led a child to make me angry."

"Why?"

"I bought the balloons, windmills, knives and guns for the children. I said, "What are you buying that one? Come and buy my coffin."

Qi Yuncheng looked furious. The more he was furious, the louder the old and young men were cheering.

Not to mention the joy now, the atmosphere in the theater has been very good since the start of the show.

Focused too.

Some people even found that Qi Yuncheng's feeling on the stage was so comfortable to watch, not tired at all, just laughing.

"What are you doing when buying a coffin?" Luan Yunping said with a word.

"Let's play for the kids."

"Playing with the coffin?" It became more and more incredible, and the supporting actor had no good expression.

This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content later! Qi Yuncheng began to gesture, "The coffin is equipped with four wheels, nailed on it, and put the child inside and push it to play. This is called a coffin car."

"You really know how to play."

"She walked straight in front of me without asking for the price. I was so angry... Later, I went to the front and made me so angry that my stomach almost fired."

"What's wrong?"

"There is a judging clothes over there. It has been three layers inside and three layers outside. After a while, it sold several thousand yuan. I wonder if you have ever seen judging clothes in Beijing."

With the excitement, Luan Yunping said, "I probably haven't seen it before. I'll say a few words when you see it."

"Yes, Jing Zuoyi shouted out so slowly, swayingly, with a little apprentice next to her giving her a voice."

"How to connect the cavity?"

"Say two words. Not bad~~"

When Luan Yunping arrived here, she was very enthusiastic, "If you want to come, can I give you a call?"

"Of course, it's all about this when you shout it~~"

Qi Yuncheng lowered his head and slowly opened the white handkerchief on the table, and then spread it on the palm of his left hand, "Wow, just sell it~~"

"Not bad~" Luan Yunping shouted immediately, with a funny smile on her face.

“Black black, green noodles with tea~”

“Not bad~”

"That hairy head of the barley ear, the backrest is connected to the tower~"

“Not bad~”

"No hole, no hole~"

“Not bad~”

Qi Yuncheng turned around and compared the white handkerchief to Luan Yunping, "Compare your stature, just try it if you put it on~~"

"Yes, that's how you shout."

"For example, if you don't sell it, there is a way. I'll pull someone over and put on his clothes. With such a button, it depends on his mouth whether it's long or short, whether it's fat or thin."

"That's really amazing."

"I'll stand by my side for a while." Qi Yuncheng returned to the topic, looking ahead with his eyes drippingly, "He actually sold several thousand yuan. I'm smart. I thought about it and realized why my coffin was not sold for money."

"What's going on?"

"I didn't shout!!" When it came to the critical point of crosstalk, Qi Yuncheng held his tone and felt very happy, "I'll go back quickly, I'll shout, and I'll shout as Yanjing's judging.

I sent two people to open the coffin lid, four people put on the bottom of the coffin, the one holding a seven-star board, the brother holding a piece of azusa lid, I stacked the coffin and I stood on the coffin."

Qi Yuncheng stepped on the horizontal support under the table and held the table with one hand, like standing on a high place.

Even if I say something casually, I will lose my energy and be serious.
To be continued...