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Chapter 739 Just tell my senior brother about cross talk and Ill know it wont get better!(1/2)

"Xixi doesn't eat sweets anymore."

"Come here."

"Xixi doesn't want to come over."

In a flash, the little girl started running from the side curtain to the backstage. Qi Yuncheng stood beside him helplessly. She had reached a noisy age and was becoming more and more restless.

Prevent her from wandering around and disturbing others, and catch her immediately.

It's not easy to catch him back.

The calf was spinning so fast.

After finally catching her, I slowly took her to the side curtain to sit and watch the show.

Jingjing himself behaved very well. He held his father's hand and stared at the actors on the stage with great interest.

After all, it was a big event for him, and it was very lively with so many spectators.

It’s the same as the last apprenticeship.

It won't be long.

The opening cast ended, and Liu Xiaoting and his partner Zhang Jiutai took the stage to perform.

Their performance on stage was amazing, and the audience loved it so much that the small theater with a few hundred people came alive.

"Is he so popular?" Qi Yuncheng was different from before. He was no longer a resident actor in a small theater and didn't know much about some things.

"It's mainly because of short videos and the Internet, otherwise it wouldn't be like this." Yue Yunpeng explained from the side. After explaining, his big face suddenly began to distort as if he had eaten coptis.

"As for how he feels now, Senior Brother, do you know what it is?"

"What?"

"Of those shabby baggage, if two out of a hundred rang, they still rang, and they still enjoyed it. The key is to have fun with the audience. I didn't expect it."

Qi Yuncheng smiled slightly. It seemed that Liu Xiaoting had figured out his own style. Crosstalk on stage was just for fun.

Especially small theaters, small theaters are fun only when we play together.

While the two of them were talking, the actor had already started his performance.

Once on stage, there is nothing else.

Introduce yourself first, and then add a few words to get ready immediately.

Liu Xiaoting looked down and said, "Teacher Zhang, you were so funny when you were a kid."

Zhang Jiutai immediately held it up beside him, "Indeed, I am very funny now,"

"More humorous."

"Yes, I didn't slip away."

"Oh?" Liu Xiaoting immediately looked at his partner, "Do you usually count from one to ten and cross six?"

"Get out of here."

As soon as he arrived, Zhang Jiutai, as his partner, immediately pointed to the side curtain to let him go, and there was a lot of laughter below.

"Now I have nothing to say to you except swear words. You have to come to the show like this, right?"

"I don't care, what's wrong with the special show?" Liu Xiaoting suddenly said fiercely, "My master and uncle are all watching from the side curtains. I almost peed. I don't care whether it's a special show or not. I just have to buy diapers."

.”

Hahahahaha!

Amid the laughter, the message of this sentence is huge.

Master and uncle explained in the side curtain that I bought the ticket.

Yue Yunpeng is definitely there. As for the uncle, I don’t know who he is. In Liu Xiaoting’s generation, anyone with higher rank than Yue Yunpeng would call him uncle.

Qi Yuncheng, Luan Yunping, Kong Yunlong, and Zhang Yunlei are all like this.

And then continue to tell jokes.

"The King of Hell asked Zhang Jiutai what he wanted to do in his next life."

"What are you doing?"

"The King of Hell gave him ten options, and he picked the tenth one, so he became a picky eater."

The atmosphere on the stage froze for half a second. Zhang Jiutai stood behind the table and looked at his partner stupidly. He couldn't hold back on the spot and became excited, "How about I call Brother Meng? Isn't there a fine in the team for this kind of burden?"

Liu Xiaoting ignored him, tried his best to manage his expression and said, "So he became a picky eater."

"Oh? I'm just a picky eater?"

"After his father heard this, he pointed at him." Liu Xiaoting began to take advantage, pointed at Zhang Jiutai with his finger, and chuckled, "Son, you are really funny."

Zhang Jiutai didn't say a word and began to accumulate resentment.



"I don't know if you have ever had a dream." After saying this, Liu Xiaoting realized, "What I asked may not be human."

"Oh, it turns out that you still know? How many of the things you said for a long time are human?"

"Forget it, let's not talk about this burden."

"Why don't you say anything?"

"I don't even think it's possible."

"How will it be broken?"

"Change it." Liu Xiaoting regained his composure, looked at the audience seriously and said, "Why don't Tang Monk, Master and Disciple go to the south?"

My partner thought about it for a moment, thinking that there was a girl below who could answer quickly.

"Namo Amitabha."

The answer is right without asking.

Liu Xiaoting, who was on the stage, had an expressionless face, "Girl, I've been thinking about this special performance all night, and you just tell me so easily?"

Zhang Jiutai was gloating beside him, "I think you two can talk together."

"No. I'll do another one."

In order to regain face, I started to think about it amusingly, and nodded unconsciously after thinking about it.

"Yes. A friend of mine said he called me Morning News. I asked why you called me Morning News? He said it was because my father read the newspaper in the morning and gave birth to me, so I called it Morning News."

"His father gave birth to him?" Zhang Jiutai wondered beside him.

Liu Xiaoting didn't expect that he could even make a remark, so he tried his best to explain, "His mother gave birth to him while his father was reading the newspaper."

"oh."

"What did I say? Do you have time today? Come and listen to cross talk if you have time. But he said I wasn't going and asked why?"

"Why else?"

How could Zhang Jiutai know the reason? He tried to say, "Is his father reading the newspaper?"

"wrong."

"That is?"

"Because of the sandstorm today!!"

A series of broken baggage, neither cold nor embarrassing, but the audience found it amusing.

Have fun from time to time.

For this reason, Qi Yuncheng felt that the atmosphere was quite good. He was just playing lantern riddles, but he turned it into a cold joke.

When Xiaosi had the energy to make sesame cakes, why should he be in a hurry?

Don't talk about getting drunk for a while, sir. It's fine even if you get drunk for a whole day.

"I'll go down and take a rest. The baggage is too worn and I can't bear it for a long time."

Qi Yuncheng got up and took the child away, knowing that Liu Xiaoting could be in whatever state he was at this moment. This state was already very mature.

Something that has proven successful over time is similar to what Qi Yuncheng used to do to his master.

This chapter is not over, please click on the next page to continue reading! "Dad."

Go down the side curtain and sit backstage.

The little girl suddenly shouted.

"What? Do you want to eat sweets? Just how long? Let's talk about it later. You just ate several in a row."

Qi Yuncheng is addicted to sugar and needs to control it, but his daughter shakes her head, "Are dad and mom leaving tomorrow?"

"Yeah, we can only play the last day."

When it comes to this matter, the father is very intolerant, and it is estimated that the two little ones will feel uncomfortable again.

But this time Xixi sat on the chair next to her and swayed her legs, acting very well-behaved, "Xixi knows that her parents are busy, so Xixi tries not to cry. But Xixi wants to go every week."

"But you don't necessarily have a holiday, mom and dad will have a holiday."

"Xixi waits for her parents to come back at night. She only needs to take a look at her parents."

"Okay, you and your brother can come here every week."

Seeing her father agree, Xixi immediately looked at her younger brother, and Jingjing also looked at her sister, as if she was very happy.

You can see her at least once a week, so you don’t know how long it will take to see her again.

"Can Xixi eat a candy now?"

"You're planning on this, right?" Qi Yuncheng didn't know what else was left in her mind besides eating. She wanted to eat some sweets in a roundabout way, so she had to take two out of her pocket and gave them to her daughter and son respectively.

"Take another one. After eating, go home and brush your teeth carefully. Don't just put it in your mouth and be done with it. Brush it carefully."
To be continued...
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