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Chapter 681 Talking about cross talk with Lan Lan!(2/2)

"Yes." Qi Yuncheng nodded, "Just scold whoever needs to be scolded. If she can't stop talking, we will be successful."

Come as you say.

Meng Hetang is watching with gusto while holding melon seeds in the side curtain. This cross talk is definitely not simple.

Zhou Gulan heard Master's words and wanted to laugh but couldn't. She could only look at the audience below and continue talking.

"Actually, my master is very busy, and his popularity is so high. He has performed all over the country, not only across the country, but also around the world.

Unlike last year when Master went to perform abroad, I went along to have a look."

"Really? Where?" Qi Yuncheng said kindly from behind the table.

"What...an island country, not big, just a province. I even saw my Grandpa Guo chatting with their provincial secretary.

I discovered that they also have cross talk, called Mancai."

After saying this, the audience laughed happily, and Qi Yuncheng had to stop the girl.

"There's also cross talk, they call it sumo wrestling."

"What's wrong?" Zhou Gulan looked at his master.

Qi Yuncheng explained to the girl, "An island country is not a province."

"Is it the county?" Zhou Gulan answered quickly, and then spoke again, "Yes, it's the county secretary. When I heard what they were saying, I even started talking."

"No! The island country is not a county either."

"Community?"

"Why is it getting narrower and narrower?"

"Then what building number do you say it is?"

Ha ha ha ha!

Just create the size of a building for the island country, and the people below will smile happily.

When laughter appeared, Zhou Gulan was so happy that she felt as if she had eaten honey.

"Good guys." During the commotion, Qi Yuncheng glanced at the audience who were taking pictures of them with their mobile phones. "I know you all are patriotic, but after all, we are a country."

"It's whatever you like. It has nothing to do with me. It's mainly from a foreign country. I heard that when you performed in the past, you didn't eat well."

"That's true." Qi Yuncheng nodded.

"So here you go, I'll treat you to a meal, and it's up to you whether or not I'll give you a compliment."

Crosstalk is about to enter its real life.

Qi Yuncheng looked at the girl sideways, and could see that she was in a nervous state, so he said helplessly, "When we just came here and we didn't even talk a few words, we discussed dinner, which is irresponsible to the audience."

"Don't worry about it so much. Master, can you just be happy?"

"What does it mean to have a good time?"

"You are a big old man¥%... a big man."

Here Lan Lan mixed some garlic in her mouth, Qi Yuncheng was slightly amused and repeated, "Ladies or gentlemen?"

"Sir, I, the apprentice, ask you to have a meal. If you refuse to eat or hesitate, it will make me look bad and feel uncomfortable. If I feel awkward, I will die suddenly on the spot."

"Ouch." Qi Yuncheng exclaimed in surprise, "Study pressure is too great, and it is easy to die suddenly at such a young age. Okay, I'll eat it."

"Isn't that the end of it? If I say to eat and you say to eat, I will die suddenly."

Qi Yuncheng frowned slightly, "Then do you want to eat or not? I finally accepted a disciple, so don't tell me here."

"Eat, I'll treat you to it." Zhou Gulan agreed and worked hard to perform. However, in fact, for girls, cross talk still feels quite inconsistent.

It's nothing more than playing along.

"Then you died suddenly or not?"

"Don't worry, I'll invite you to come to our house to eat."

"Why are you going home to eat?"

"Recognize the door, and you can come to see me at home later."

Qi Yuncheng turned to face the audience and complained, "I still have to see how big she is."

Zhou Gulan spoke again, saying her own lines, "There are not so many restrictions on eating in the key house. The waiter runs back and forth. I think it's troublesome for her."

You are a big star, but you are too busy sitting in a restaurant to get someone to sign your autograph, take a photo with you, or do anything else.

Then I don’t have time to chat with you, so I’m going home to eat.”

After thinking for a moment, Qi Yuncheng thought it made sense and nodded, "That's right. It would be good to have some home-cooked meals."

"Then you don't want to drink?"

"Drink."

When Zhou Gulan heard that he was about to drink, he didn't know what was going on. He was a little frightened and muttered to himself, "The information is wrong. They said you don't drink."

"I'll drink."

"Then let's have some wine and some white wine. But there are too many fake ones nowadays. If you really buy them, if you buy them and drink them, you will be blinded and you won't be able to hear anything."

"If I had this wine, I would have given it to you, Grandpa Guo."

Hahahahaha!

Originally it was just a burden, and the audience was happy to hear it, but Qi Yuncheng turned around and the laughter became even louder.

Not to mention the audience, Zhou Gulan himself couldn't hold back his laughter. He turned his head back to hold it in before continuing to speak with a smile.

"If you drink red wine, you'll make people laugh. If you drink beer, it's quite cold, so you can't drink it."

"Wait a minute, wait a minute, I can drink." Qi Yuncheng stopped.

"Can you drink?" Zhou Gulan looked at the master curiously, "How's your drinking capacity?"

"I'm fine."

"Oh, here's eight boxes."

"ah?"

"No, no, no." Zhou Gulan was frightened and quickly cut off from behind the microphone, "Eight bottles, six, four, two bottles, one bottle of beer."

"Shall we have a beer between the two of us?"

"I'm a woman!!" Zhou Gulan said loudly.

Qi Yuncheng looked around and joked, "Oh, I almost didn't see it."

"I don't have a problem with drinking. I just drink for you. You can drink whatever you can."

"I still have the ability."

"If you can't drink it, I'll take it back. If I take back the beer I bought for four yuan, they'll give me another four yuan."

"Okay, I just licked the beer bottle and I can't drink it anymore?"

"Not just for drinking, but for eating. I have prepared a lot of good dishes for you."

Qi Yuncheng was quite satisfied this time and kept nodding, "As long as the food is good."

"Let's have a peanut for cooking." Zhou Gulan spread his hands and handed it to the master, "Whether the peanut should be fried, stir-fried or boiled, please give me an idea."

Looking at the hands she was holding, Qi Yuncheng felt incredible, "Why are you eating peanuts now?"

"Then let's eat it on your birthday."

"What the hell, I only eat a handful of peanuts on my birthday?"

"This is just one of them. There are many good dishes behind it."

"What dish?"

Qi Yuncheng put his hands on the table and listened attentively.

"This is our family's ancestral dish."

"What dish?"

“Shredded kelp…fried leeks!!”

When talking about the fun below, although naming the dishes is a traditional joke, it can definitely add a lot of burden and save people's lives.

Otherwise, Zhou Gulan said it was a good thing and wouldn't be able to do it anymore.

But let alone the audience, Zhou Gulan also wants to laugh. She has never practiced laughing or laughing. Not to mention that she has never practiced. Even if she has practiced, there are times when she can't help it.

But as she smiled, her expression gradually dropped.
Chapter completed!
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