Chapter 676 Luan Yunping measured the eight screens!(1/2)
Qin Xiaoxian slowly walked behind the microphone and looked at the large audience. It was impossible not to be nervous.
The calmness on his face is just a cover-up.
Because there are more people than the small theater where he usually performs.
Now he has never performed a special performance, let alone a performance with more than 300 people. It is just that it has become popular recently and more and more people go to see his small theater.
In fact, I am a first-timer and I haven’t learned enough skills yet.
"What are you doing?" After coming up, Qin Xiaoxian tried his best to maintain his state and asked Luan Yunping next to him.
Luan Yunping looked at him and said happily, "Isn't it my turn to promote it to everyone?"
"what is your job?"
"Am I a crosstalk actor?"
"Oh, the cross talk skills are good, not bad, very good." This is a small burden. If it were a generally better actor, it would most likely be successful.
But at this time, there was no sound when he spoke, and the audience was very quiet.
At the same time, it proves what Master said: one person says it is pleasant, and another person says it is unhappy.
But Luan Yunping stopped immediately, "Wait a moment, what do you mean by round eyes?"
Qin Xiaoxian gestured at his eyes, "My eyes are wrong, they are not very round."
"That's called a crosstalk actor, not round-eyed. That thing doesn't sound good."
"Oh." Qin Xiaoxian turned around and understood, "Actor?"
At this time, Luan Yunping was not polite, "I said that I am an actor, but I am understating myself."
"What should I say?"
"Haha." Luan Yunping laughed twice, and then said expressionlessly, "Performing artist!!"
"Oh~~"
It's impossible to say this without anyone making fun of me.
But Luan Yunping did not lower her words, "You can also call him a dean!"
"Oh~~"
Once again, Qi Yuncheng was laughing in the lounge. Then Shaobing, who had stepped off the stage, came over to say, "Brother Luan won't perform with you. You're going crazy. No one can hold him down."
"Let's play."
Qi Yuncheng complained and asked him to be quiet. There is a way of teasing between a son and his disciple.
However, everyone knows that the performance effect will not be taken seriously.
If this is true, don't listen to the cross talk.
But Qin Xiaoxian was very surprised, "The captain is different. He goes out to introduce to others. I, Luan Yunping, am a master of cross talk, how many of us dare to say that?"
"I dare to say that."
"Then you have to tell me one, two, three, four, five to prove your strength."
"Okay." Luan Yunping was polite behind the table and began to explain one by one, "First, I have management ability, second, cross talk has connotation, and third, I have culture."
"Do you still have culture?" Qin Xiaoxian was particularly puzzled.
"Of course. Among the actors I work with, Kong Yunlong, Qi Yuncheng, and now you, have any of them graduated from college?"
Ha ha ha ha!
When this was mentioned, the audience laughed a lot. It was obvious to the naked eye that Luan Yunping was deeply affected by Qi Yuncheng and began to hurt others.
Qin Xiaoxian felt like he couldn't find the seam when he was told that, and then he asked, "What is your specific diploma?"
"It doesn't matter what diploma we have, we have foundation and knowledge, and I have another characteristic."
"What characteristics?"
"I don't know many words, but I use them well."
It's a bit lively, but Luan Yunping's state of dragging Qin Xiaoxian is even stronger, but he is already working very hard and has a special way to turn up the volume.
"I don't believe this. What if you are wrong?"
"Wrong? It can't be wrong. I'm still telling you this. If I'm going to make a mistake, you can pick it out for me."
"This is wrong."
"What's wrong?"
"What do you mean by giving?"
"What should I pronounce this word?" Luan Yunping was very confused, and the expression on her face was very helpful, "Tell me."
"Give (ji)!"
"To (ji)?"
"Supply's gi (ji), have you ever heard of supply (gei)'s?"
"Oh, is that so? But we keep saying this every day to ensure that there are only one or two!"
Hearing the words, Qin Xiaoxian started to find fault again. He looked at Luan Yunping next to him and argued with reason, "What do you mean liang? Then pronounce the orthographic character liang."
"Yeah?"
"When you go out with your wife, aren't you Luan Yunping and your wife? Isn't that what they say?"
"Yes?" She agreed, and Luan Yunping stretched out her hand to gently support Lao Qin, telling him to look at the audience more. He had a habit of doing this.
Qin Xiaoxian also immediately looked at the audience and shouted, "Did you say that? Oh, aren't they Luan Yunping and her husband?"
Luan Yunping smiled and said, "I asked someone to do it, right? Two people? It's just one person and three people, it's not a big deal."
"What do you mean three?"
"wrong again?"
"One, two, three, three."
"Isn't that what everyone says?"
"What do you call Du?"
"Um?"
"The capital city! Is there anything called the capital city (dou)?"
A series of flatterers were embarrassed and quietly said, "I'll change it tomorrow."
"What is Ming'er? Tomorrow's Ming."
There was really nothing else to do. Luan Yunping looked at the audience and then pointed at the person next to her, "Why did I meet him today?"
"What is today?" Qin Xiaoxian's voice was much louder, and he corrected again, "Today's today."
"If you want to do this, let's stop talking about it during our cross talk."
"What do you mean by no means!!!"
Qin Xiaoxian and Luan Yunping shouted in unison, and there was some laughter below.
Obviously the audience liked it very much, and their eyes were on them throughout the whole process.
And you can tell at a glance that the jokes are traditional jokes. Traditional jokes usually keep people alive, so it was really difficult for Lao Qin to say.
But at this moment, this unanimous voice is worthy of praise.
Not to mention that the rhythm was controlled by Luan Yunping throughout the whole process, without too much sloppiness.
Most of us know the functions of Peng Ke, which are palm, measure, hold and stand!
Zhan means standing on the edge and setting up a temporary meeting. Peng and quantity are almost the same, but quantity is slightly higher than peng. You can understand it based on the words.
The palm is even more advanced. At this moment, Luan Yuping relies on him to control the rhythm of the entire cross talk. He can go as fast as he wants and as slow as he wants.
There is also a kind of holding heel called horizontal, among which Yan Hexiang is a kind of horizontal.
"It's not easy. After so many years, Luan Yunping has also worked hard. I guess she hasn't done this work for a long time."
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! As a partner, Qi Yuncheng looked at the broadcast on the screen and smiled bitterly. In terms of energy consumption, palming is definitely more tiring, so standing should be more relaxed.
But I kept reading.
"You are such a great captain..."
Before Qin Xiaoxian finished speaking on the stage, Luan Yunping suddenly became angry with a blank expression on her face and slapped the table, "That's it, you can listen to it or not, or let it out.
Isn't this causing trouble?"
Qin Xiaoxian was startled and quickly calmed down, "Is this what you did to us?"
"Huh?" Luan Yunping spread her hands and said confidently, "I am the captain!! Who can control me?"
"What does your commander-in-chief care about? I'll go find your leader."
To be continued...