After hesitating for a moment, Qi Yuncheng still refused to let go of the matter, "Stop and spit on him?"

"It's better to just spit."

Seeing that this was not possible, Qi Yun on the stage let out a long sigh of relief, "How about I scold the ancients?"

"How to scold?"

"Now when I'm just criticizing the ancients, I say Kong Sage is illiterate, I say Zhuge Liang is a great dancer, and I say Li Bai and Li Qingzhao are in love!"

The more she talked, the less familiar she became. Luan Yunping became so anxious that her voice became louder, "Could Li Bai and Li Qingzhao be gay if they are a man and a woman?"

"They all have the surname Li!"

"What a mess!!"

"If this doesn't work, I'll find a few big writers to scold him and scold them for plagiarism! Plagiarizing my work!"

"Oh? Do you still have works?" Luan Yunping was a little curious.

"These people copied too quickly."

"yes!"

"They copied it before I even figured it out."

"Ah? That's because you copied someone else's."

"Isn't this okay?"

"No."

"What should I do?" After thinking for a while, Qi Yuncheng was about to cry, but suddenly his eyes lit up, "How about I expose myself? I have been married to my wife for so many years, and all the tabloid reporters want to find me.

, they don’t need to find me to expose it myself.”

"Really? What else do you have?"

"I said Luan Yunping is my illegitimate daughter! My third child!"

"never heard of that!"

There was a burst of laughter.

This baggage sounds even better than the previous ones because it is more realistic, especially when I think of his online name, I am Luan Yunping's biological father, and now everything is explained.

This is a place where actors don’t have to say it, but the audience will understand it, so sometimes the baggage of cross talk doesn’t need to be explained in too much detail. It’s more fun for the audience to understand the funny points by clicking on them. On the contrary, if the actors take the initiative to say it, it will have a different taste.

So the two of them continued to perform like this, but the performance was just a performance, and many things were deleted from it.

There are no hair-washing rooms or foreign celebrities.

The variety show is not recorded in a small theater, and it may not be broadcast even if it is said.

The censorship in today's era is much stricter than in the past.

After a few minutes, the cross talk came to an end, and the audience burst into applause.

As expected, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping lived up to expectations no matter where they acted, and they were very funny and fun.

At the same time, Guo Degang and Yu Qian on the other side, even though they said they should be stricter with each other, try to find faults as much as possible.

But the master didn't find a chance to draw a line. Yu Qian wanted to be more restrained, so he didn't draw a line either.

Neither increasing nor decreasing is the best situation, otherwise the score would be much wider.

Moreover, Yu Qian had to explain to the camera, "It's not that I didn't comment on this pair of poorly drawn lines. Basically, there was nothing wrong with them after they came up."

"Yeah!" Guo Degang nodded, "They can talk cross talk."

The old couple's words fell.

Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping came to their house and chose a place to sit down.

After sitting down, he raised his eyes and watched the next performance of the brothers with his master and uncle.

The next performances are by Zhang Jiuling and Wang Jiulong!

Meng Hetang, Shaobing, Zhang Helun!

But when it was Zhang Jiuling's turn and Wang Jiulong's turn, the two of them looked ugly in the corridor outside.

Something happened yesterday and the work was not done well. Now that we are about to go on stage, it will definitely be too late.

Rushing to get on the stage, their performance had a huge error rate, and they were originally in last place. If they failed to perform, they would be eliminated.

And when they had a situation, Yue Yunpeng must have cared about and taken care of him. After asking about the matter, he stayed there until Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping finished their performance.

After it was over, he quickly went up to play slowly. After all, it was very difficult for them to pick up the scenes from Senior Brother and Brother Luan.

So it's best for him to come pick him up.

So when Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping left the stage, Yue Yunpeng entered through the door opened on the side.

As soon as he entered the stage, the audience also welcomed him. Now he has transformed from the apprentice who couldn't learn anything.

"Thank you everyone! You have worked hard! Are you tired? You came all the way here. Thank you very much for coming."

Yue Yunpeng walked to the stage to speak, took off the microphone from the stand, and went near the auditorium to chat with the Tianjin audience.

"Brother, how old are you? Are you so happy?"

The audience member sitting in the front row stretched out a hand and said, "I'm five years old!"

Yue Yunpeng was stunned for a long time after hearing this answer, "Brother, you are five years old, and where is your mother? Didn't anyone bring you here today? Why do you have no hair at the age of five?"

Ha ha ha ha!

Laughter spread, and Yue Yunpeng walked to the side and said, "It's so funny and deceiving, how old are you!"

The microphone was handed to an aunt.

"Four and a half!"

"Four and a half years old? Oops, I just realized that this is a kindergarten? Don't leave for a while. Each person is given a small red flower. You are so dedicated."

Every word and word reveals Yue Yunpeng's ability to control the heat of the scene. This is all stage experience, and it can be seen with the naked eye that it is not bad.

"Look, everyone, in Tianjin, every audience member is an actor, and they all speak cross talk. We often talk backstage.

When performing in Tianjin, my dear, you have to work hard. If you don't work hard, the audience will surpass you.

Every audience member is like talking about cross talk, with special humor, isn’t it the hometown of folk art? Even if everyone likes to listen, can I sing a few lines for everyone if you want to hear it? "

"Okay! Let's play the Song of the Five Rings!"

Hearing someone shouting, Yue Yunpeng frowned, "I heard someone singing about the five rings on the stage before, and I felt like throwing up because I sang too much.

But it’s not impossible to sing the Five Rings again today. I haven’t sung for a long time and I only participated in variety shows.

Can we sing together then?"

"good!"

"Ah~~Five Rings~~You have one more ring than Four Rings~~"

…

Here comes this thing again!

In the second scene, Qi Yuncheng looked at this scene and smiled. After so many years, everyone has their own needs.

Even after singing the Five Rings, I sang "The Lover" again, and the atmosphere became even higher with "The Lover".

It was quite fun to play.

For this reason, Yu Qiandu couldn't help but praise, "He knows how to play!"

"How many years have passed, and Xiaoyue is now here in a blink of an eye."

Guo Degang sighed with emotion, and at the same time glanced at Qi Yuncheng next to him who was also looking at the screen, thinking that he was the one who took him there in the first place.

Everything is fine now.

So I watched it again and listened to Yue Yunpeng finish singing and report the scenes of the next pair of actors.

"It's almost done, we won't sing anymore, the director and actors are waiting.
Chapter completed!