"Maggots! Luan Yunping is famous for raising maggots."

"Just wait a moment."

Luan Yunping couldn't help but stop and correct her, "I raise crickets."

"Cricket?" Qi Yuncheng said correctly for once, pointing to the backstage, "I heard from Uncle Yu that Xiao Luan loves to raise maggots! I didn't hear the cricket in the back."

"Don't waste your words."

"Put a cricket in a cricket jar, hold it in your arms, and hold the cricket in your arms while you carry it. It will look great while walking on the road."

"Yeah?"

"It looks like this."

Suddenly on the stage, Qi Yuncheng covered both sides of his chest and walked forward with his waist bent. At first glance, he looked like a hunched-over old lady. Luan Yunping complained after seeing it.

"There is no such thing as you!"

"Didn't you mean holding it in your arms?"

"Guaihuai means Huaihuai." Luan Yunping gestured to her clothes, "There is a military coat outside, and once you wrap it up, you can't see it!"

"Oh! Once wrapped, you can't see it?"

"right!"

"Anyway, you like small animals, and you like dogs the most." Qi Yuncheng suddenly looked at his partner, "To be honest, we have a few dogs at home."

"I raised three."

"Three dogs? What about you?"

"Shijo!"

Hahaha!

Luan Yunping's mouth was bald and laughter burst out a lot, but the one who was following her suddenly felt bored and teased the one who was following her.

"Why add me?"

"You heard me wrong. I meant your home. Doesn't your home have a small courtyard? I'm just asking how many dogs you have at home."

Luan Yunping raised her hand and gave a number, "Just three, not more."

Qi Yuncheng nodded and habitually picked up a fan to indicate his partner, "I love small animals and am very smart in everything I do! Don't think you're awesome now. You were even better when you were a child. When I was four years old, my mother led me to Wangfujing."

.”

"Go for a walk."

"I feel like I need to go to the toilet while walking. What should I do if I want to urinate? There is no toilet on the side of the road, so I immediately start shouting."

As soon as he lowered his body, Qi Yuncheng began to imitate the character on the stage, "Mom! I want to pee, but I can't, I can't hold it in anymore."

He was only four years old, a little boy. His mother told him to pee under the tree.

No, there are so many people peeing under the tree, and they are all watching. Find a toilet for me.

Hey, there's no toilet here, I'll urinate under the tree to block you.

After blocking him, he finished urinating, and he said something that made his mother laugh."

"what?"

"Mom, I've finished peeing. You can pee while I block it for you."

"never heard of that!"

Luan Yunping tugged at Qi Yuncheng's blocking hand and quickly clarified, "My mother didn't pee."

"Yes! I solved a big one."

"Fuck you, that's not possible, don't talk nonsense."

"You are still four years old. How can you do it at the age of eight? What you did at the age of eight, everyone..." Qi Yuncheng looked at the audience below with shocked expressions. He even patted the table and said solemnly, "I'm not talking about anyone.

Even a thirty-year-old person might not be able to do it, he is extremely clever."

"Yeah?" Luan Yunping was very happy and urged, "Then tell me, what is it?"

"Every morning at 7:30, I get the newspaper for his father, and at 5:30 in the evening, I get the evening newspaper for his father. I get the newspaper twice a day. Do you think this is a big deal?"

"Okay, okay!"

She thought it was something to show her face, but it turned out like this. Luan Yunping wanted to stop it, but she couldn't.

"Let alone those who are thirty and can't do it, even those who are forty can't do it."

"You can't do this yet?" Luan Yunping's voice became louder, "I'm eight years old and in the third grade of elementary school. How can I get a newspaper? I'm still thirty years old. I can't do it at forty."

“The key point is that your family has never subscribed to newspapers!

"

"Yeah! I've been a cross talk student since I was a kid, and I'm pretty bad at it."

Talk and enjoy.

Qi Yuncheng stood behind the microphone very excitedly and asked, "Does this count as ability?"

"What kind of ability is that? This is a problem with your ideological and moral character."

"No problem. You have good moral character. Why else would you be so popular? Whenever you see him backstage, you have to smile.

Even my uncle would be happy when he saw her."

"Are you all happy?" Luan Yunping didn't understand and thought of an answer by herself, "Because I'm in charge of wages?"

"where!"

"It's good to drink! He's very good at drinking! He has a small group with Uncle Yu, Shaobing and others. If anyone wants to drink, just shout out from the group and the other two people will come out."

This thing is true, Luan Yunping nodded, "I like to drink some."

"Drinking is drinking. One day I drank too much and a coke incident happened."

"What's going on? Tell me."

"After drinking too much, I went home and lay on the bed to sleep. When I slept until midnight..." Qi Yuncheng supported the table and said, "I got up and was holding on to things like this."

"What is this for?"

"I drank too much, so I got up at night to relieve myself. When I came back after relieving myself, I was so frightened that my hair stood on end and my face turned pale."

"Yeah?"

"I woke up my wife." Qi Yuncheng turned his body to one side and stretched out his hands to push, "Wife, wife, get up quickly, our house is haunted."

Luan Yunping was stunned and looked a little scared, "What's going on?"

"When I went to the toilet just now, I opened the door and the light turned on. After I finished removing my hands, I closed the door and the light turned off by itself."

"Oh? What's going on?"

"My wife, get up and give him a mouthful."

"Why are you still hitting me??"

"Did you pee in the refrigerator again?"

"Ah? Refrigerator?"

Luan Yunping was surprised, and laughed again and again. She immediately understood why the light came on as soon as she opened the door and turned off as soon as she closed the door.

Qi Yuncheng also smiled during the laughter, but today he rushed back to say that there was no specific framework for the cross talk, it was just a few paragraphs of fun.

Then keep talking.

"This is Luan Yunping's private life. I'll wait for a similar life reality show in the future to find Team Luan and the ratings will be huge."

"Stop, they have a refrigerator there, I'm afraid I'm going in the wrong direction."

"It can be seen from this that Captain Luan is an optimistic person, and he is not angry at all."

"Yeah, I've stopped being angry a long time ago."

"It's not like some people who are naturally pessimistic and get sad over the smallest things."

"What little thing?"

This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! "For example, my apprentice hurt me again, my hair is short again, I'm dark again, I'm fat again, I'm suffering from diabetes and other such things, pessimistic

People feel annoyed when they think about it, and feel that if they want to kill me, I might as well die.

But really, how big a deal is it? It’s not worth it to die. After all, how happy his son would be if he is gone.”

Seeing Qi Yuncheng mention this, some people below were already happy.

You don't have to think twice to know who you are talking about.

Luan Yunping must have guessed it, so she slowly said, "Um... I would like to ask, is this person you are talking about Master?"

"no!"

"No? No, who is that?"

"Gangzi!
To be continued...