On a large stage.

Luan Yunping stood behind the microphone and was extremely puzzled, "Your wife and your daughter-in-law are two people? Isn't this illegal? After the performance is over, you can post it on the hot search the next day."

"What a mess."

Qi Yuncheng also admired Captain Luan's ability to speak, and quickly said, "My explanation is legal. My wife is the one who always fights with me. She is my original wife.

Later I was fired, and my wife is now my wife."

Understanding instantly, Luan Yunping added, "Divorced!"

"Don't worry about any differences!" Qi Yuncheng glanced at him, then looked at the audience and complained about his own affairs, "I'm very good to the original one, and I don't have to go to work every day.

Buy whatever you want. You said it would be good for her to tidy up and arrange the house every day at home.

No, I play online at home every day."

"You can read the news online or speculate in stocks." Luan Yunping felt that this was not a problem.

"It doesn't matter if you stock stocks, the main thing is to listen to cross talk at home, and the more you listen, the more disgusting you become."

"Why is your mouth still broken?"

"I'll learn from you!"

As soon as he changed his state, Qi Yuncheng began to mutter, "I like to eat fried diced chicken with cashew nuts. When the cashew nuts are soaked in oil, you chew them in your mouth, and the crunch becomes even more fragrant. The diced chicken becomes even more fragrant when it is fried in oil. But there is a problem with this diced chicken. It

It’s not cashew nut chicken, it has diced pork in it. Of course, cashew nut diced pork is also very delicious. The cashew nuts crunch after being cooked in oil, and the diced pork becomes even more fragrant when cooked through oil!”

As soon as he said it, the DNA of the audience was all activated, and the audience couldn't stop laughing.

The same goes for Luan Yunping, "Marry Yihouzhen!"

"She just loved these things. I said I couldn't stand it. I listened to it when I was doing cross talk at work, and I listened to it again when I came back. In the end, I saw that it couldn't work and I was fired."

"I'm still fired." Luan Yunping said, but then asked, "Are you going to be alone after the divorce? Living alone?"

"How can I live alone? I went to a marriage agency to introduce a partner. The introduction was good, but the only thing I didn't like was!"

"What's wrong."

"It's too expensive! Where can I get the money? I said boss, don't introduce these to me. One thousand eight hundred is indeed too high for me. You must have the cheapest one, right?

Introduce that to me.

Cheap ones? Yes, there are. Do you want to have a free one here?"

As soon as Qi Yuncheng said this, he clapped his hands in joy and said firmly, "Okay, no need to think about it, it's her! When will you get married?"

"No, no, no!"

Luan Yunping finally considered her partner and stretched out her hand to stop him, "That's too reckless. It's free. You first ask him if he's still a human being?"

"Nonsense! Uncle Yu didn't drive it for me, so why can I give you an animal? Of course..." Qi Yuncheng was about to respond confidently, but suddenly he felt guilty, "Is this a human being?"

"You don't know what to do! Ask a man or a woman."

Looking back, Qi Yuncheng was confused, "Okay, let me ask you. You don't need money. Tell me the truth. Is it a man, a woman, or something in between?"

"what did he say?"

"What's a boy or a girl? Or something in between? To tell you exactly, it's a girl."

Upon hearing this, Luan Yunping relaxed and said, "That's okay!"

Qi Yuncheng also nodded, "Look, what they said is so clear! The woman doesn't want money! Okay, I am her. When will we get married? How long will it take to meet?"

The boss said, you can meet as long as you want. But you have to prepare for the wedding. It’s Wednesday or Saturday!"

"This is fast enough."

Patting Luan Yunping on the shoulder, Qi Yuncheng said happily: "Can you congratulate me? I'm getting married!"

"Congratulations, this is a good thing."

"I'm telling you, if this wedding is done, I can't say it's one of the best in Yanjing. It's at least in the top five."

"Why is it so rich?" Luan Yunping was very surprised, "Good guy, how much did you spend?"

"When planning the wedding, click on the calculator to add up and down the expenses and add up the money." Qi Yuncheng stretched out a slap in the face.

Luan Yunping looked at her partner's hand and blurted out, "Five million!!"

"Fifty cents!"

"Fifty cents?"

"For fifty cents, a beggar came to send him away."

"You didn't spend a penny on it?"

Qi Yuncheng clasped his hands behind his back, "What should I spend the money on? I have plenty of people to help me. When the time comes, it's ten o'clock in the morning! I'm sleeping at home. I hear beeping outside... Didi~~

I heard a voice, this is OK! I quickly changed my clothes, and when I opened the door, they really came.

After the bride got out of the car, she rubbed her eyes and took a closer look. She looked too white."

Seeing her partner's happiness, Luan Yunping also smiled and subconsciously said, "This skin is white?"

"This hair is white!!"

"Is your hair white?"

"He has no teeth and wrinkles on his face. He came here with a stick in his hand." Qi Yuncheng had an ugly expression and bent down to imitate the old lady's look of aging.

But he immediately got up and understood, "No, this is a wedding gift! I'll go over quickly, yo, you are so old, why do you need to go there in person? Just let your great-granddaughter come by yourself."

"Return to your granddaughter! Be careful of breaking the law! It starts in three years!"

"What a mess!"

Qi Yuncheng had nothing to say about Team Luan's workload. The effect would have been much better if it were a small theater, but there were also some audience members at the scene who realized this.

Without thinking much, Qi Yuncheng turned back into the old lady, this time holding the table with a shy expression and tone, "Disgusting! Wicked! I know you young people don't understand true love."

What a great-granddaughter, I am the person involved, if I marry you, I am the free one."

Luan Yunping: "Is this possible?"

Qi Yuncheng: "Is it still possible? Does it mean that at my age, I am not satisfied with it?"

Luan Yunping: "How can I be satisfied?"

Qi Yuncheng: "Then you wait until I go home and change to someone else!"

Luan Yunping: "Changing daughters?"

Qi Yuncheng: "It's my mother's turn!"

Luan Yunping: "Okay, super senior!!"

Hahahahaha!

The audience laughed loudly at what Luan Yunping revealed. You must know that this is a big venue, and when the laughter comes out, there is a lot of movement.

This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! Qi Yuncheng was so frightened that he waved his hands repeatedly, "Don't mention me! After a while, I can see that you are young. Your mother must be older than you."

"This is not nonsense!"

"Okay, old age has its benefits." Qi Yuncheng accepted it instantly and told his partner, "You look like she's wearing jewels and she's well-dressed. Once she's beaten to death, all the money will be mine.

When you have the money, what kind of person will you look for? I heard that the actress in a drama is quite popular."

"What show?"

"Some time ago, there was someone called what was it?"

"What?"

"What's the name of the girl who is very popular in the Pretender, Song Yi? You said that if she gets married, she will give me a daughter, how beautiful it will be!"

Audience: "Oh~~"

"Yo~~"

"Hahaha! I can take on the role at this moment! Speak for yourself."

"It seems these are all true."

"No, the cross talk is all made up. This paragraph is absolutely true."

A little bit of private goods was involved, and the crowd of more than 18,000 people was booing. Even Luan Yunping behind the table couldn't help but laugh.

I can only turn my face to the back and enjoy myself, my partner is very good at combining things.

Ordinary people really can't do it.

Just for fun, I can say whatever comes to my mind.

Don't talk about him, Qi Yuncheng didn't expect the effect to be good when this thing came out, and he was very happy. Fortunately, they were professionals and said without hesitation: "So just bear with it for a few years! I said yes, yes, you can

So beautiful, so young! Come on, come in!

Just as he was about to step in, the old lady spoke.
To be continued...