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Chapter 480 The bastard in my daughter’s mouth!(1/3)

 Pick up the Allegro that you have already prepared.

Qi Yuncheng said to his grandfather, "You must give me money!"

"I won't give you any money."

"That's not the case."

After the words fell, Allegro's voice sounded on the stage, and the singing followed.

"When the bamboo board is beaten, I will come into the street~~

There is good business in one street and two lanes. He buys and sells, and he also has the pretense and the signboard~~

The cover is like a dragon playing in water, and the one blocking the cabinet is like a purple platform~~

When the abacus hits the money tree, I will make a fortune from the shopkeeper~~

……

In what year do you not buy a few hectares of land and three to five hundred knick-knacks? It doesn’t matter whether you give them or not~~"

An allegro comes out neatly.

Jin Wensheng watched the child from behind the table the whole time, but with the last sentence, he immediately became more energetic and waved his hand, "Go, go! Go, let me go!"

Qi Yuncheng was suddenly startled and took two steps back.

"Did you hear me telling you to leave?"

Without saying a word, Jin Wensheng picked up the handkerchief and threw it at the child's feet, as if chasing a beggar, "If you don't leave, I will let the dog go."

"Do you still have a dog?"

"Guo De just came out to chase him away!"

Hahahahaha!

The whole Beizhan Theater was suddenly amused by the lovely old man. As expected of a grandfather and grandson, they are not bad at hurting others.

Not to mention that Guo Degang was taught by his old man to curse people.

As for Guo Degang, who was listening in the side curtain, he was naturally happy, and the old man was in great spirits.

As long as the old man is happy, I really hope that he and Yuncheng will harm me more.

Amidst the laughter, Qi Yuncheng held the Allegro and was unconvinced. He picked up the white handkerchief he had just thrown away and sang: "You let me go, but I can't go~~

I asked for it for a long time and started in vain. I didn’t get a penny. You fool, I had to starve all night~~

I beg the shopkeeper, Master Gao, if you want to pay me, I will leave."

"Hurry up and get aside." Jin Wensheng raised his hand and was still rude.

"If you ask me to go, I may not go~~

I'm going to eat tomorrow. Who can I go with? I don't have a house or a place, so I have to rely on the shopkeeper to help me. We can go wherever we go~~"

"Why do you want it from me?" Jin Wensheng spoke again.

"Why? Mr. Shopkeeper, please listen to the details. We are the only ones in the world who fight against Zhou Chao~~"

……

Every word

Qi Yuncheng began to sing Allegro again, which was similar to the previous situation when the beggar ran to the shopkeeper and demanded money.

The old man must be happy to see the child working hard next to him, which is why he wants to say a paragraph, watching the child perform on the stage.

There is a sense of joy that I can relate to.

By the end of the song, several people talked about buying and selling.

Shoe shops, iron shops, barber shops, and tofu shops have all been mentioned.

After saying that, Jin Wensheng changed his words: "I won't open a tofu shop anymore, I will open a pharmacy! You can sing this for me!"

"What drug store?"

"Tongrentang!"

Click.

Qi Yuncheng threw the board on the table and was very unhappy, "I won't sing anymore."

"What's wrong?"

"I can't sing anymore. Let's not talk about it just now. The businesses are next to each other, and each household is next to each other. Are you next to each other?"

"Of course we are next to each other," Jin Wensheng said.

"Are you familiar with the geography of Yanjing? There is Tongrentang in Dashilar. There are steps down on the south side of the road. Everyone has been there. Is there a tofu shop next to Tongrentang?"

"Yes!"

Jin Wensheng agreed smoothly, "I always go to buy tofu, and there is a crosstalk talker named Yu Qian! He always goes to Tong Ren Tang to buy medicine, and I always run into him.

He always takes medicine, and I always take tofu."

Waving his hands, Qi Yuncheng said happily, "You are arguing, I won't say I don't have it, and you won't say I have it. Aren't there more than two thousand people sitting there? Just ask, and as long as they say yes, I will sing this for you.

Tongrentang."

"Okay!"

At this point, the old man looked at the audience below and said, "Everyone, Tongrentang is also called a medicine drawer in our industry. He not only announced the origin of the founder, but also announced the name of the medicine. He may not be able to sing."

Help me, is there a tofu shop next to Tongrentang?"

Question from the old gentleman.

The audience below looked at the state of the two people and felt very good, because the two of them were not performing, but talking and joking on the stage.

So how could the audience not cooperate?

"Yes!



Hearing the sound, Jin Wensheng opened his mouth and smiled happily, then looked at the child, "They said yes!"

"Yes, then let's sing."

Picking up the Allegro again, Qi Yuncheng took a breath and said, "Aren't you sorry?"

"There is."

"Hey, this Tongrentang, it's an old pharmacy~~

Sir is like this free-handed king, and Lord Medicine is sitting on top~~

The top ten famous doctors are listed on both sides~~

If I worship this Medicine King first and then you, then you will be the great disciple of Medicine King~~

……

He picked up the licorice stick with his left hand and hit the tangerine peel with the stick~~

The beating made the tangerine peel bleed, and the blood dripped on the papaya~~

Dasong Pills, Xiaosong Pills, Pang Dahai Ya, Dropping Rounds, Dog Skin Plaster for Typhoid Fever~~

I wanted to continue singing the name of the medicine, but I was afraid that the shopkeeper wouldn’t pay me~~”

Quack, quack, quack, quack!

Finished singing the last verse.

The audience gave a lot of applause.

This section is too familiar to the audience.

The singer is Tongrentang.

At the same time, Qi Yuncheng quickly helped the old man sit down. After standing for so long, it was obvious that he was really embarrassed. His hands almost didn't leave the table the whole time.

Otherwise, I won’t be able to hold on.

I finally felt better when I finally sat down.

But because the table was in the way, Qi Yuncheng pushed the old man to the side a little.

"Thank you all! I just performed a few Allegro. It's really the first time I've said it to my grandpa on the stage. Did you like it?"

Audience: "Like it!"

"As long as you like it! At the end, let's call all the actors up! And my master!"

As soon as he turned around, Qi Yuncheng invited all the actors over.

There was nothing else during the curtain call.

Just talk about some things.
To be continued...
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