Chapter 456 It’s you, or you won’t do this job!(1/2)
On the stage, Luan Yunping said that she would not be the captain, and Qi Yuncheng was even more courageous, "Yeah, why would I be the captain with this money?
I think Deyun Society will be gone sooner or later."
"Then let me lend you some good words."
"This is all nonsense." Qi Yuncheng himself was speechless, laughed and complained, and then continued to watch him speak.
"Before I go, I have to ask, what do you usually say?"
"It's impossible to talk while standing up while still lying down."
"Then our family has to change the rules, and we have to kneel down and say it."
Suddenly Luan Yunping was unhappy, "You have to kneel down when you talk about cross talk? I'm sorry for you. We are literary and artistic workers. This is a matter of personality. We are all equal."
"Our master said," Qi Yuncheng said, "As long as you kneel down for one minute, I will give you 10,000 yuan."
"Do you need to kneel now?"
"It's useless for you to kneel down to me. I can't give you money. You have to see the master before you can kneel down."
"Oh, twenty of us can kneel down anyway, but can I discuss something?"
At this point in his lines, Qi Yuncheng paused for a moment, "What's going on?"
"See if you can call one more person, twenty-one people will go."
"Why twenty-one?"
"I want to bring Master with me."
Hahahahaha!
There was laughter when Luan Yunping changed her face just now. Now the huge gymnasium is completely unbearable and has returned to its previous noisy state.
"You are truly worthy of being Teacher Guo's beloved disciple. I think of Master everywhere."
"Captain Luan has changed! After following Qi Yuncheng, he became less and less imitated."
"No, I always feel that this word was thought up by Qi Yuncheng! It can't be wrong."
……
Qi Yuncheng could naturally hear the audience's feedback. He was very happy, but after taking a breath, he immediately said, "Okay, twenty-one will be twenty-one. I miss you with my filial piety."
"The key point is that I am also afraid that Deyun will be gone and there will be no place to make money. My master Guo Degang, you know, right?"
"I know, I know, then it's settled. I'll go home now and pick you up tomorrow."
"I'm going, but I don't know what your master's temper is like?"
"Hey." Leng Buding got to the point, Qi Yuncheng clapped his hands, "That's right, if you don't know that your temper has offended me, I will also punish me. Let's practice it here, because I am very familiar with our master.
, I will play the role of our master.
Let's have a conversation and see if we can say the taboo word. If we can't, I'll be relieved."
"Okay! You play your master, and I play my grandpa's grandson."
"Great, it's like I didn't say anything. Then help me if you're tired and move the table to the side!"
"Okay."
The two people got together and lifted the table to the right side of the stage. This task is somewhat similar to Fu Shou Quan, which can be seen from the general framework.
After it's done.
Qi Yuncheng spoke near the table, "This is our master's desk. I'll find another chair and make some simple changes."
"Okay, one is probably enough." Luan Yunping said.
"I'll bring you over in a while and practice it carefully." As they talked, the two people returned to the microphone, but Qi Yuncheng had a white handkerchief in his hand, cut it into a strip, and tied it directly to Luan Yunping's right arm.
Then he held his head with one hand.
It feels like holding a prisoner's hand.
Luan Yunping pointed to the white handkerchief, "Wait a minute, what are you doing? Why do I want to donate blood?"
"What about donating blood! I just took you out for convenience in a while. Because I was afraid that you would run away. After all, I couldn't find you after looking for you for a long time. I kept beating in my heart. I finally saw you today. I must not let you leave me.
sight."
Luan Yunping immediately understood, "Okay, okay, whatever you say is what it is!"
"Then come with us."
Pulling the white handkerchief on his partner's hand, Qi Yuncheng led the group in a large circle on the stage. When he returned to the microphone, he pointed around and said.
"This is our concierge. There are several people in the concierge. You have to meet them properly, otherwise they will keep causing trouble for you."
"You give me an introduction."
Stretching out his hand, Qi Yuncheng made high and low gestures, "This is the king's head, this is the horse's head, this is the Zhang's head, this is the Zhao's head."
After the introduction, Luan Yunping looked at the audience and said, "Wang Ma Zhang Zhao? Have you arrived at Kaifeng Mansion?"
"What are you doing in Kaifeng Mansion?"
"What do you call me?"
"Zhan Zhao!!"
Shocked!
Still not understanding what it was, Luan Yunping was a fool. She broke away and backed away quickly, "What the hell is going on."
Pulling up the white handkerchief again, Qi Yuncheng explained, "Nickname! When I was a kid, I always loved watching the young boy Bao Qingtian. To be honest, you are like Zhan Zhao, you always praise me like this."
"That's good, I thought..."
"It's okay. I'm going to give the master a message now. You wait outside."
"Hey, I'll be waiting."
Turning around, Qi Yuncheng paused, walked around to the table where he had just moved, and said respectfully: "Go back to the master, Luan Yunping asked me to catch him."
After speaking, Qi Yuncheng came to the table, sat down and filmed Xingmu playing the role of a master, "Why did it take so long?"
Qi Yuncheng hurriedly stood up and came to the table again. This was the scene of back and forth. The audience below looked happy and kept flipping.
"That's it, he! He wasn't in Yanjing, but he went to Nanjing! He pretended to talk about cross talk in the venue and didn't dare to say anything. He followed him back to the hotel and found two machine guns and a box of counterfeit banknotes.
Master, you don’t know anything about punishment, he has done it all.”
Taking another step, Qi Yuncheng sat back at the table and said loudly: "That's awesome! Bring him up to me."
Finally finished.
The actor was busy on the stage, then returned to Luan Yunping and said happily.
"Luan Yunping!! The Master is happy, so come with me to see the Master."
"Come on."
Luan Yunping was listening just now and waved her hands, "No, I can't do this job. I heard everything you said just now."
"What did you hear?"
"What? What happened to Luan Yunping? Did she get caught?"
"What kind of ears?" Qi Yuncheng couldn't admit it at all and started to make up words, "What I said is, Luan Yunping asked me to be tricked by a thief. In Yanjing dialect, a thief was tricked."
"Did I hear wrongly?"
"Your ears are wet."
Luan Yunping was worried and asked again, "What's the matter with pretending to talk about cross talk?"
"When talking about cross talk in the venue, you can't act like a boy and pretend to be a girl? Are you pretending?"
"Chasing them all the way to the hotel?"
"Can I say stay in a small hotel? Isn't the hotel high-end?"
"Turned out two machine guns?"
Qi Yuncheng spread his hands and rhymed: "I said you can sing Bangzi tune."
"And there are counterfeit banknotes?"
"I can also sing about the falling lotus."
"Sir, please don't use punishment?"
"It's done."
"He did it all?"
"Everything is fine."
After a conversation, Luan Yunping looked at Qi Yuncheng and said in disbelief: "Did I hear every word wrong? Not a word of it is right?"
"You should pick your ears, now you understand."
To be continued...