Hahahahaha!

While laughing, Qi Yuncheng looked at his partner and asked, "How is it? Is this good?"

Luan Yunping tilted her head and replied, "Does this sound good? What do you mean by being worse than an animal?"

"You don't even understand, what kind of sound is the best? The most amazing? It must be the sound of nature."

"That's true."

"Flowers, birds, fish, insects, birds and beasts all have their own voices, so the music of these beasts..." The words came out again, Qi Yuncheng patted his chest and said proudly, "They are all inferior to me!! So I...is not as good as the beasts!"

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"I think so."

"The title has been chosen, and the address has also been chosen. I plan to hold it at the National Center for the Performing Arts!"

"It's too small."

"Yeah, you think it's small, too." Qi Yuncheng was happy.

"Of course." Luan Yunping nodded repeatedly, and then spoke out, "With your level, you still have to take the Metro Line 1."

Qi Yuncheng was speechless, "What is this called?"

"Can you go to the National Center for the Performing Arts?"

"The National Center for the Performing Arts can only seat more than 2,000 people, which is not possible for me. My fans all come from London, New York, Guangdong, and Afghanistan."

"That's where he came from to escape the famine." Luan Yunping praised him.

"It's all just to see me, so I think that venue is too small. Let's change it to the Yanjing Workers' Stadium."

"Ouch." Luan Yunping exclaimed in surprise, raised her hand and gave a number, "The Workers' Stadium is full of 60,000 spectators."

"It doesn't matter. It sold out in 59 seconds as soon as the tickets were opened."

"Less than a minute?"

"It was too fast. It was sold out in one go. I was happy when it was sold out. I rested in my lounge. Big stars like me are always in the lounge, and I was the only one.

I was resting when I heard someone knocking on the door. My master is here."

"Why is he here?"

"My master's face was as heavy as water when he came in, and he muttered for twenty minutes. Alas..." Qi Yuncheng sighed behind the microphone and said, "Apprentice, I heard that you are holding a concert at the Workers' Stadium. Master on the same day.

There is also a cross talk show in Yanjing. I’m afraid that if you hold a concert, they will all look at you and no one will look at me."

"Good guy, my master can't even fuck you?" Luan Yunping had to say.

Qi Yuncheng continued to discuss, "Do you think you can make a mistake of two days? You...don't be a beast first, let Master be a beast for two days."

Hahahahaha!

Call

There was a lot of laughter and booing in the studio at this moment.

Even the lounge is similar.

Even Jia Ling nodded from his seat, "The apprentice said it in front of the master. It's so funny to see Teacher Guo's expression."

Shengteng: "The performance is really good. Although there are only two people, Teacher Guo sitting next to us is indirectly a team."

Li Jing: "Yuncheng has become more and more powerful in recent years."

Looking at the performance of the crosstalk actors, as actors who are also participating in the performance, several people are watching it seriously.

Although most of them have to act in sketches, they also know that Qi Yuncheng is not a small role, considering how popular he is in Deyun.

We all know this when performing in a venue with thousands of people.

And he was still so young, so no one looked down upon him.

"What should I do?" Qi Yuncheng thought with his hands on his hips, and looked at the master at the side of the stage quietly, "This is my own master, can I let others go? This time I give in, and I will postpone it for a month."<

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"You see how troublesome it is, what should I do if I sell tickets for 60,000 viewers? Refund the tickets?"

When Qi Yuncheng mentioned the refund, he suddenly became angry and looked at Luan Yunping angrily, "Who told you? Who said the refund was made?"

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"If you stop acting, you will definitely have to be fired."

"We never refund tickets."

"Then you are really worse than animals."

"On the day the performance starts, the audience starts entering the venue at eight o'clock in the morning."

"Why are you here so early?"

"There are no distinctions between the front and back rows!" Qi Yuncheng gestured forward and backward, then pointed into the distance, "Are you willing to spend 20,000 yuan to sit in the last row?"

"That's a loss."

"Why do I know? They woke me up as soon as they entered the venue at eight o'clock."

"Wait a minute, I have a small question." Luan Yunping suddenly stopped her partner, "The audience came in at eight o'clock and woke you up. Where are you sleeping?"

"Ticket Office."

"Aren't you really afraid of being refunded if you have such a big shot at the ticket office? You have to live in a villa!"

"You don't understand, the ticket office has air conditioning."

"You can't even install an air conditioner, but you still sell people tickets for 20,000 yuan each?"

Qi Yuncheng quickly explained, "I am low-carbon and environmentally friendly, saving energy and reducing emissions."

"Oh, love is still a green beast?"

"I was at the ticket office, and as soon as 60,000 people came, another 100,000 people came, and they all had to look at me.

Let’s come up with an idea and start selling standing tickets.”

"What is a standing vote?"

"If there are over 100,000 people sold, I won't set up any seats in the middle, so they can all stand inside."

"How much does this cost?" Luan Yunping asked.

Qi Yuncheng stretched out his index and middle fingers and said, "There are still 20,000 people, regardless of the front or rear rows. There are 100,000 people standing inside. From the aerial photo above, it looks like the Terracotta Warriors and Horses.

But as soon as we arrived, another 50,000 people came."

"There's no land left."

"We have a solution, sell squat tickets."

"What is squatting?"

"Standing tickets, two people go to this station." Qi Yuncheng straightened his body to describe, and then pointed to his lower body, "The shoulders are wide and the legs are thin. One person squats between two people. This one is 20,000 yuan."

"No distinction between front and rear rows?"

"There is no distinction between front and rear rows. Just as these 50,000 people squatted down, more than 100,000 people came."

"There is really no place to sit." Luan Yunping kept repeating, and she really couldn't think of how else to sit.

Qi Yuncheng smiled slightly and said, "Yes, we sell party tickets."

"What a way to get down."

"Look to see if there is anything empty under the seat. Then crawl forward from the last row and lie down under the seat."

"How much does it cost?" Luan Yunping asked again.

Qi Yuncheng: "Twenty thousand tickets are non-refundable. Oh my God, when these hundreds of thousands of people come in, more than ten thousand more come."

Luan Yunping: "What should I do?"

Qi Yuncheng: "You have to watch it. This makes the person in charge very anxious. If you don't see it, you will commit suicide. Let me give you an idea and sell the ticket."

Luan Yunping: "What is a ticket?"

Qi Yuncheng: "Hang all these 10,000 people above the workers' sports stadium."

Luan Yunping: "How much does this cost?"

Qi Yuncheng: "Thirty thousand tickets, and ten thousand wires."

Luan Yunping: "Avia is dark enough."

At this point in the show, the audience who are familiar with it all know what kind of jokes have been modified, which is to sell tickets and then make some deletions according to this stage.

There are even a lot of cuts.

Because this traditional joke has to be extended to half an hour, but the performance time on this stage is only ten minutes, so from the beginning of the stage, the two people's performance was not slow at all.

"Come on, I will sing the first song in the spring." Qi Yuncheng looked at the smiling faces of the audience and continued to speak.
To be continued...