Chapter 427 Yu Qian: Ouch, shit!(1/2)
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After thinking of a solution, Yu Qian was no longer obsessed with it.
Selecting animals to send out is easy for him. That’s what he does. He still doesn’t know which animals are good?
It would be a good idea to grow up with that little girl.
So without saying anything, I went to smoke somewhere again.
Decades of addiction to smoking must be quite a lot.
Otherwise, people who smoke, drink, and perm their hair will not be so solid. The perm is because the hair is thin, so it should be thicker when it is permed.
Smoking and drinking are true love.
Seeing his godfather going to work again, Meng Hetang went to the side curtain to watch his senior brother's performance.
Because today's performance is in the Beijing Exhibition Center, the time is much longer than that of the main venue, and it does not necessarily have to end at a fixed point, so the preparation time for the curtain call is longer than before.
Wait until "Learning Radio" is finished.
Guo Qiling and Yan Hexiang performed a piece of "The Great Face", and then Qi Yuncheng and the two of them, and finally Kong Yunlong, a man in black, took over.
When he picked up.
Yu Qian started to wear a coat over his own coat and trousers. Summer was approaching and it was too hot to wear too much underneath.
At the same time, I haven’t told my husband for a long time, and I remember how many monsters we created on the stage together when we were supporting our children.
Being caught off guard can sometimes scare you, but it’s really fun.
So I wanted to come here today. He can be said to be the most knowledgeable person in Deyun when it comes to playing.
And everyone is envious of it.
……
"The dung beetles must be alive and airlifted here. After packing them in small boxes, they will be returned to your home for the old Chinese medicine doctor to see. The old Chinese medicine doctor will see one male and one female."
"A pair?"
"Let your mother lie in bed unable to move, and this dung beetle cannot bring water. If you give water, half of your legs will be broken, and half of your claws will be injured. It will be a waste of money."
"What should we do?"
"It's really hard for your mother, two dung beetles crawled inside. Less than an hour after crawling in, you were born safely."
"This medicine is really effective."
"Nothing is ineffective. The dung beetle will push you out after entering."
"I am a piece of shit."
……
On the stage, after Kong Yunlong and his current partner Li Yunjie finished speaking a piece of "Iron Armor, Gold and Gold," they left the stage amid a burst of applause.
At the same time, the host came up to the center of the stage to announce the curtain.
"Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Eating Lun"! Performers Qi Yuncheng and Yu Qian!"
Croak, croak, croak, croak.
"Uncle Yu, I love you."
"Qi Yuncheng, I love you too."
……
As soon as he appeared on the stage, the uncontrollable audience below started shouting wildly in applause, making the audience happy.
After arriving at the location, Qi Yuncheng adjusted the microphone and shook his head, "It seems that there are many people who love us."
"Yes." Yu Qian replied with a smile.
"Let's live a good life as a family of three, and try to give birth to a fat boy for the audience next year."
"What a mess, I'm a boy and a girl."
Hahahahaha!
There was laughter everywhere, and actors can only make such jokes on stage, not offstage.
"Everyone may be familiar with the actors who performed just now, Kong Yunlong and his partner Li Yunjie. The year before last, it was a man in black who finally became a hot search topic without showing his face.
We call him Third Brother, he is a very good actor and has very good physical fitness."
"That's it." Yu Qian said firmly. As for the story inside, anyone who knows Deyun can actually know it. He has told it many times.
"Actually, I have rarely performed recently. I have been filming a scene. It is rare that Beizhan arranges such a scene, and it is with the uncle.
Do you know Uncle Yu’s three major hobbies?"
Audience: "I know."
"Here, review it again."
"Reviewing?" Yu Qian was a little dazed.
"Get ready, smoke..."
Audience: "Smoking, drinking, perming your hair"
More than 2,000 people in Beizhan shouted in unison, with great momentum, and obviously no one had forgotten it. At the moment when he finished shouting, Qi Yunxiang didn't know what medicine he had taken wrong, and inexplicably began to bow, and then walked to the lower stage gate.
This move shocked Yu Qian, and at the same time made the audience happy, as if they came here just to review this, and after the review is completed, the task is completed.
After leaving the table and dragging the man back, Yu Qian was still confused as to whether this man was the better one.
I can play with you everywhere.
And he also likes to play, so he complained on the spot, "Man, the last part of today's special is to review the three major hobbies?"
Qi Yuncheng had an indifferent attitude, "My cross talk performance is over."
"Well, smoking, drinking, and perming your hair are just a cross talk, so you're a great swindler."
These actions are entirely for the purpose of amusing children, and they can only be done like this with the uncle. Qi Yuncheng continued to speak, "It can be seen that the uncle's hobbies are deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. But only those of us familiar actors understand that his hobbies are not just this.
."
"That's true."
"For example, when it comes to eating, food is the most important thing for the people. My uncle is very good at eating."
"It's not awesome, everyone likes to eat it."
"Especially when it comes to festivals, there are three major festivals! May Day, August Festival, and Spring Festival! You have to eat rice dumplings on May Day."
"Got to eat."
"There are moon cakes for the August Festival, not to mention the Spring Festival, and there are all kinds of food." As he spoke, Qi Yuncheng suddenly turned to look at the uncle and asked, "Do you make your own rice dumplings?"
Yu Qian nodded, "Yes."
Looking back, Qi Yuncheng looked at the audience and gestured, "Northerners use dates and bean paste to make rice dumplings! Southerners eat salty rice dumplings, pork, ribs, and duck egg yolk. I used to make rice dumplings at home during festivals. My wife is a foodie.
You need to pack more.
But I’m also worried to death.”
"What?"
"What kind of stuffing is it? I can't remember what to eat. It happened that Uncle Yu used his prestige to video chat with me, and he was very happy. Okay, wife, let's have something stuffed with pig head meat."
"Never heard of it."
A small baggage. After Yu Qian waved his hand to stop it, the audience sat below and burst into laughter.
"Why do you think I think of a pig's head?"
Qi Yuncheng pointed respectfully, "This is a serious eating expert, Old Yanjing, do you like to drink bean juice?"
"Drink!" Yu Qian said proudly and nodded the table, otherwise he would not be called Lao Yanjing."
"Do you drink bean juice?"
"Drink."
"Okay, I'll count on you."
"Is it cruel to drink soybean juice?" Yu Qian was puzzled.
"I've asked many people, most people in Yanjing don't drink this. It's sour and a bit smelly, but some people like to drink it and it's not good anymore."
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"Addicted."
"You like to drink it? Does it taste good?"
"Okay."
"We happen to have several kinds of swill at home, please solve them together."
To be continued...