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Chapter 413: You are about to give birth, do you want me to talk to you about cross talk?(1/2)

 I’m afraid I’ll gain weight if I keep eating.

Although Guo Qiling was very happy after listening to her mother's words, she had to start paying attention to her figure, especially her belly, as she was really afraid of becoming like a sesame seed cake.

Must lose weight.

Otherwise it won’t be a big deal if this continues.

You should keep your mouth shut during the period when I'm not performing. As for what kind of sesame cakes you ask him to eat in the future, you can't go back to KFC, that stuff has the highest calories.

You can eat a lot in one meal.

But you have to finish the things in front of you. Mom has bought them all, so we can’t waste them.

After eating, without saying a word, I began to make up my mind to lose weight according to the plan.

He is a self-disciplined person to begin with. If he really wanted to lose weight, he would definitely be able to lose it, otherwise he would not have lost so much weight that he completely changed into a completely different person in about a year.

In this way, Guo Qiling has made great efforts on herself in the past six months, especially morning jogging is a must.

The next day, just as I was about to run, I saw my brother and sister-in-law coming over. They said that breakfast was almost the same, but more importantly, they brought a few bags of rice and some food for Master.

Master said it casually yesterday, and it is impossible for Qi Yuncheng not to remember it.

At the same time, it is also for the sake of sustainable eating in the future.

Who knows, the two places are not too far apart and can be reached in a short drive.

And when we live like this, time flies by.

One month passed by, and during this time, Qi Yuncheng felt more and more that his wife's belly was bigger. It was fine at four months, and at most she could tell she was pregnant.

But the situation is completely different after five, six, or seven or eight months.

Not to mention later.

It is precisely because of this that Song Yi's movements became more and more difficult after she became pregnant. She needed special care whether she was lying down or sitting. It can be said that the daughter-in-law had a really hard time.

Then in the ninth month, let alone the tenth month.

At the same time, since she became pregnant, Song Yi's emotions have become extreme. Sometimes she feels like crying for no reason and is completely uncontrollable.

Even if you fall asleep most of the night, you will wake up.

Qi Yuncheng definitely needed to be coaxed like this, and he didn't feel any discomfort at all. On the contrary, it was too late to feel distressed.

Especially when I had nightmares several times, I dreamed that my child was gone, and I couldn’t stop crying, which made me very tired.

Every time he sees this, Qi Yuncheng feels uncomfortable looking at the child in his wife's belly. She has suffered a lot as a mother because of her.

Wait a few days later, in late October.

The family finally ushered in the most anxious time, that is, the baby was finally born.

When he went to the hospital, Qi Yuncheng actually didn't know what emotions he should feel at all, because his mind was blank and nervous, whether he was going through the hospital procedures or pushing away the wards to accompany his wife.

After staying with her for a while, a group of people thought it would be better to go out. Because they were about to enter the delivery room based on the situation, they asked her to be alone for a while before going in. Otherwise, a group of people in the ward would definitely feel uncomfortable.

It’s so confusing.

At most, one or two people come in to take a look from time to time.

Of course, it is also to free up space for Qi Yuncheng and Song Yi.

Who doesn't know that the two of them are just as good as one person, even if they are married now.

While accompanying her, Qi Yuncheng thought that his wife would have an emotional breakdown. After all, she was usually pampered and was about to give birth. Moreover, the first time she gave birth to a child, it was always unknown and scary.

Not to mention that a woman is risking her life by giving birth, so it is normal for pregnant women to have emotional breakdowns and become unstable.

But when Master and the others went out, Qi Yuncheng stood next to the hospital bed and found that his wife was unusually quiet. At most, there were tears in the corners of her eyes from time to time.

Seeing my daughter-in-law like this, the husband next to me is about to explode with emotion. After all, my daughter-in-law is really suffering too much.

"Husband! Mom, Dad, Master, and Mistress are all outside."

"Yes! They are all here. There are too many people. In order to let you calm down, I went out and waited temporarily." Looking at his wife's beautiful face, Qi Yuncheng forced himself to smile. In fact, he was also very nervous. At the same time, he kept holding hands

Holding her hand.

"Speaking of which, my wife has been pregnant for several months. You will have more experience than her in your lifetime."

"Really?"

Song Yi followed and laughed, but there was something wrong with his smiling expression, "You said what will happen when you enter the delivery room. I have nightmares every day these days, what if the baby is gone."

"Dreams are the opposite. You think about something every day and dream about it at night. If you think you worry about your child's safety every day, then you must not have this dream?"

"But I'm still worried! I heard it will be very painful. It will be more painful than stubbing your toe on the table leg."

"Your metaphor is a bit magical." Qi Yuncheng was impressed by his wife and comforted her, "Don't worry, I will get a painless injection when the time comes."

Hearing this, Song Yi suddenly became excited while lying on the bed, "Will this affect my child? My child will have to take the entrance examination of Tsinghua University and Peking University in the future."

"No. Painless delivery is achieved by puncturing the waist and giving a small dose of anesthetic to relieve the pain of uterine contractions. It will not have any impact on the fetus and the mother. Don't worry, I will take care of everything you think of.

I've thought of it, I've thought of everything you can't think of.

As for whether you can get admitted to Tsinghua University and Peking University, it depends on the conditions."

"Oh, that's good."

Song Yi was relieved after hearing this, but the two of them could no longer chat for a while. The doctor came over to do some monitoring and explained some conditions for entering the delivery room. As long as they were met, the pregnant woman would be allowed to go in as soon as possible to prepare.
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When the examination was completed, Song Yi took the initiative to reach out and grab Qi Yuncheng, with a pleading look, "Hubby, tell me a joke! You are a crosstalk actor, it's not the right time to say it now."

"Okay! Let me tell you, I will tell you a paragraph at this time. I guess I am also the first person."

The main reason now is to relieve the mental pressure of the wife, because she is about to go in. Although the wife has not said it, she is probably very scared in her heart, but she has been holding back for the sake of the child.

Besides, no matter how stupid she is, she still knows that when it really hurts, her sanity will be gone.

"Let me tell you something."

Qi Yuncheng thought of a joke from the past, then lowered his voice and spoke in a voice that only she could hear, "Then let me tell you something about our past, and it was related to Shaobing. Do you know Shaobing?"

"I know, the fat one."

"Yes!"

"The conditions of the small theater were not very good in the past. After it rained one day, there were a lot of mushrooms growing behind our theater."

"Mushrooms?" Song Yi frowned and suddenly said, "I remember, isn't that dog urine moss? That kind of paper yellow, I saw it when I was a child."

Qi Yuncheng was speechless. Why did she bring something to praise him when she was about to give birth? She was indeed his daughter-in-law. He replied, "Can't we tell the difference between mushrooms and dog urine? There are mushrooms, and the master is also there. Pick them off."

Wash and cut into pieces.

Borrow the stove at the front desk to stew.

Then Master called my uncle and said, come on, don’t turn on the fire at our house tonight and eat mushrooms.

The two of them sat in front of the fire and waited. At this time, the sesame cakes came over. He was still young at that time, in his teens."

Qi Yuncheng immediately switched to the Northeastern dialect, "Oh, Master, don't eat it blindly. This thing is poisonous. People say that poisonous mushrooms are easy to spoil after eating them.

But at that time, they were all stewed. Are you willing to throw them away? Master drove away the sesame cakes without saying a word. He is a chicken thief! Go and make it. I won’t give it to you at all. You kid can take care of it.

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The sesame cakes were blown away. At this time, the uncle muttered, the sesame cakes are right, let’s not eat this, it’s really bad, there is a performance tonight.

Master said it doesn’t matter. Someone in the neighborhood has a dog. He tricked the dog into scooping a bowl for it to eat. If it eats it, it will be fine and we will try again."

Song Yi obviously wasn't in pain yet. When listening to her husband's words, she suddenly wondered, "Master is so bad."

"Of course, there can be no good people who talk about cross talk. This dog is so big. He ate it in a few times and was jumping around. I was worried and watched it for half an hour before letting the dog out.

Come on, let's eat.

The master and the uncle were sitting in the yard eating, and they came in again just after finishing the sesame cakes.

Master, uncle! Oh no, the dog is dead."

Suddenly Song Yi was lying on the bed and smiled, and asked extremely curiously, "What happened next? How was it? Are you okay?"

"Absolutely, otherwise you would still see Master outside now? But at that time, Master and Uncle were so frightened that they broke out in cold sweats.

What to do?

Shaobing said, I told you not to let you eat it. This is the stuff in our hometown. If you eat too much, it will get bad easily. You can throw it up and go to the toilet and drink your urine.

In order to survive, the two of them really had to do this. They drank a large bucket of it and vomited it out after drinking it.

Oops, my mother is alive. Come over here. Was the dog's death miserable?

But no, the big truck just rolled over."

The words fell.

Song Yi smiled again, but instead of being happy, she was more curious about one thing, "So is this true or false?"

"The crosstalks are all made up."
To be continued...
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