"Ah! Five rings, you have one more ring than four rings.

Five rings, you are one less than six rings.

..."

"What do you mean?"

Song Yi looked at the text message that was sent and didn't understand it. He studied it carefully for a while, but he just felt baffled.

How did she know that these were the lyrics, and the lyrics just didn't have the tone of the Peony Song, so naturally she didn't understand.

"If you don't understand, just don't understand. It's like a code word."

After muttering something, Song Yi turned off the phone screen and continued watching her husband's cross talk.

The cross talk is not too long, and there are many more programs than usual during the Gangsi Festival, so I only talked about some fragmentary jokes during the official performance today.

But after saying that, the host asked them to return.

Obviously, there are people who have already performed in the past. If they are all piled up at Teacher Gao Feng, I don’t know how long he will have to perform.

The two people came back again and again, and the audience still kept applauding.

"Thank you everyone! In fact, I can find that most of the friends who came here today are from the group, Steel Wire Wowo, Laohe Army, and support Guo Degang Qun! But I am a little unhappy."

"Why aren't you happy?"

"Nothing about my troops and organizations."

"If you had it, you would really be able to rebel."

When Luan Yunping paired up, the audience was delighted, while Qi Yuncheng looked at his partner for a long time and said, "How can you say that? I love my master very much."

"I can't tell."

Audience: "There is a group!

”

"Yes! I also created a Tieba!"

As he was talking, several girls suddenly started talking to him, which made Qi Yuncheng quickly look over, "Is it really there? What is it called!"

"Qi Yuncheng's harem! They are all girls!

”

"Hooh!

You are going crazy! My wife is here today!"

Hahahaha!

Laughter broke out again, but the audience didn't stop talking.

"There are still many groups, Qi Yuncheng's fan group that will accompany him throughout his life!

”

"Qi Yuncheng Legal Support Club!"

"As far as I can see, Qi Yuncheng!"

……

The girls shouted one by one, as if they wanted to tell all the group names. Qi Yuncheng stood on the stage and looked at these people. I have to say that he was quite moved, and at the same time he opened up a new world view.

I didn’t expect it to exist.

But when he heard something, something felt wrong, "Wait a minute, what's going on with the legal support club?"

"The group leader is a young lady who studies law. She can help you with anything in the future."

"Oh!" Qi Yuncheng understood and immediately spoke again, "As you all are familiar with me, I will ask you about my master's inheritance rights when you get back to see if it is Dalin! After all, I am also in the master's household registration, and I am also his son.

I’m quite confused about this!”

"Okay, you still have to be shameless." Luan Yunping quickly grabbed her partner, but the one below was smiling happily. As for these people, they can understand.

After all, KouKou groups are very common in this era.

Qi Yuncheng returned to his state again, "This is all gossip, and only small theaters can have such lively chats. And as you all know, I like all kinds of music, not only cross talk, but also storytelling from time to time, and I have also performed a little bit of opera, as well as drumming

, I learned it from my wife, but it’s all in the process of learning.”

"It's pretty complicated."

"Yes, I can barely get on the stage anyway. Especially storytelling, Mr. Jin Wensheng and my master have taught me a lot. So I have a deep feeling about storytelling, because it is very difficult, and I don't know much about it until now." Qi Yuncheng at this moment

It's a bit different from talking about cross talk, just like chatting on the stage.

"The whole story, from the court to the wild, the heroes, the good, the traitors, the traitors, the dignities, all were done by one person."

"Yes."

"You also have to memorize it, including that Zan'er. What the mountains say, what the water says, what the heroes say, and what the villains say."

"Then give me an example." It was not part of the rhetoric at all, but Luan Yunping had the consciousness to flatter her.

"Golden helmet, gold armor, yellow robe, five strands gathered into a sash, breast shield, shining brightly, lion belt, tied firmly, fish couch tail, guard stall, war skirt and knee-knee cover, bright red

The middle coat is embroidered with a crane, and the colorful boots are worn at the feet. Sitting down is like a tiger and a leopard, stepping on the mountain beams like a calligrapher, walking five hundred times a day, as carefree as a cloud and a dragon entering the sky.

Yellow face, beautiful appearance, wide sky, full earth pavilion, straight nose and high cheekbones, sword-shaped eyebrows and tiger eyes, majestic, two ears with wheels like ingots, three strands of ink beard floating on the chest. The gold-plated mace is waved in the hand, and he is ready to attack.

The mace is wonderful, shake it three times, shake it three times, the soldiers will see trouble, the general will run away, and the five tiger generals will not escape. Carrying a bow and arrows to show off the hero, majestic and evil. I want to ask this official's name and surname, his surname is Qin, his name is Qiong, and he is uncle.

Bao. The hero's reputation spreads all over the world."

"Okay!

”

Quack, quack, quack, quack!

Qi Yuncheng didn't feel complacent when he heard the news. He calmly said, "You who play in elementary school can't speculate at all."

“It’s really worth memorizing.”

"When a storyteller comes on stage, he has to hold his own. His body, hands, eyes, body, and steps, as well as his lips, teeth, mouthpiece, tongue, and tongue, must have no flaws at all. If there are any flaws, you won't be able to do this."

"Really?"

"If there is something wrong with my legs, I can still sit and talk, but if there is something wrong with my hands, I won't be able to do this."

"What are you talking about with your mouth and your hands?"

Qi Yuncheng rolled up his sleeves, his right hand shrunk near his shoulder, "Like a drag!"

"Dirty? Are your hands always like this?"

"We are not laughing at others, we are talking about the phenomenon. It is very painful for others, but they can also be self-reliant. I admire them very much, but they can't come up with stories."

"Try it once."

"Okay, give it a try."

As soon as he spoke, Qi Yuncheng shrunk his right hand and turned around to walk towards the side curtain. He walked a few steps and stopped before coming back again. It felt like he had just come on stage.

After coming on the stage, he bowed without saying a word, but it was difficult to turn around and pick up the wake-up wood because his hand was on his shoulder and could not be stretched. After hesitating for several seconds, Qi Yuncheng fell forward on the table with a pop, waiting for the hand to be picked up.

After waking up, he straightened up, but when he wanted to take a picture, he smashed himself on the table with a thud, and at the same time, he heard the sound of waking up again.

This scene made the audience laugh so hard.

Luan Yunping was speechless, "Do I have to use this hand?"

"Handed!

"Qi Yuncheng composed himself, and at the same time, he kept gesticulating with his right hand on his shoulder, "Storytellers, singers and operas persuade people, the three main roads should go to the center, good and evil will be rewarded in the end, the right path in the world..."

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"How was it?"

Qi Yuncheng threw his body on the table again to get the wake wood, "It's the vicissitudes of life!

”

"Good guy, you're tired."

"The above document tells that the great hero was sitting in his room, suddenly he heard the sound of arrows in his sleeves, and he hurriedly lifted his robe."

At this point in the performance, Qi Yuncheng pretended to be very tired and panted. After he finished panting, he suddenly made a big bow, so that he could lift the front scarf of his coat with his right hand and lift it up to the back near his shoulders.

"Is this the front scarf of the coat that I'm looking for with my head?" Luan Yunping complained when she saw it.

"When I came to the courtyard, I saw only a black shadow. I thought there was a thief, so I hurriedly pressed the swallow's wings to retreat the yellow! Cang Langlang took out the sword from its sheath, and used the Hidden Sword Style of Night Fighting."

The more Qi Yuncheng talked, the more excited he became. He picked up the fan with his left hand, handed it to his right hand, and waved his right hand without saying a word, giving himself a kiss and half-kneeling on the stage.

After kneeling down and helping Luan Yunping up, the performance ended with laughter and applause.

After it was over, Qi Yuncheng got off the stage and said something to his partner, then turned to his wife at the exit door. The phone was still with her.
To be continued...