"Master supports me."

"It's not a compliment." Looking at his partner, Qi Yuncheng waved his hand, "Luan Yunping has given me a lot of help in the past two years, and our relationship is getting better and better."

"This is a good partner."

"Let's do this."

Looking back at the audience below, Qi Yuncheng said a little embarrassedly, "Let me give you a simple example, so you can understand how good and important Luan Yunping is in my heart."

"Tell me."

"For example, there is a house like this, but it is not as big as the venue today, but there are still thousands of cross talk artists."

Luan Yunping understood instantly and asked, "Are all the crosstalk actors in China here?"

"Not only cross talk talkers in China, but all over the world are staying in this room, including me and Luan Yunping! Suddenly I stood up."

"What's wrong with you?"

Qi Yuncheng stretched out his hand to ask for something, "Who has a power bank that I can lend me?"

Luan Yunping frowned, "This is not a big deal."

"Suppose! Suppose our Deyun Club is not popular among the cross talk groups."

"No assumptions!

”

Qi Yuncheng choked and felt helpless, "It's all my master's fault for offending all the actors in the cross talk circle. No one can lend me a power bank, but you are different."

"Why am I different?"

"I asked anyone who had a power bank to lend me, but no one could borrow it!

”

Audience: "I'll borrow it!

”

Someone challenged me, Qi Yuncheng looked over and complained, "Of course you can borrow it, you sell power banks."

"They are all sold abroad."

"Power bank overseas branches or overseas purchasing agents."

"Going abroad to purchase power banks?"

After chatting casually with his partner, Qi Yuncheng returned to the topic, "There are thousands of cross talkers in this room, so I don't want to borrow a power bank from Guo Degang's apprentice."

"How is it?"

"Someone took out a handful of poison!

”

Rolling up his sleeves to expose his palms and wrists, Qi Yuncheng opened his mouth and slapped it directly into his mouth, then went down as if holding a glass of water. When he saw Luan Yunping, he said indifferently, "Why don't you use warm water to send it down? You can just eat it."

"Afraid of irritating the stomach."

"Hey, good, it also stimulates the stomach."

After finishing the action, Qi Yuncheng picked up the fan on the table and pulled it from top to bottom on his chest, "This one took out the knife, it stuck... clatter, all the offal fell to the ground."

"What are you doing with offal? Are you hungry?"

"Another one took out a pistol and hit himself on the head, trying every possible means to prevent me from lending him his power bank!"

After reacting for a second or two, Luan Yunping turned over her bag and said, "If your phone doesn't call back three times a day, you won't have anything to say about cross talk."

Hahahaha!

Eh~~

The audience looked at the actors and understood what they were saying.

"It just means that my master doesn't know how to be a good person, and our disciples are no longer welcome, so everyone in the room except Luan Yunping died."

"Ouch." Luan Yunping had to be surprised, but then she remembered something and touched her partner's arm, "Everyone who talks about cross talk is here. Are Master and Uncle in there?"

"They committed suicide when they saw me when they entered the house."

"Good guy, it seems that it's not the master who attracts hatred, but you."

Qi Yuncheng twisted his expression and said in a mournful voice: "Who can lend me the power bank?"

"No need to say anything, it's just me."

"Luan Yunping stood up and said: I'll give it to you!

”

"Tsk." Luan Yunping looked at the audience and rubbed her teeth, "You see, every time you take a bite, you gain wisdom."

Qi Yuncheng raised his arm and said, "Captain Luan first pulled out the infusion needle."

"What is this?"

"Oxygen is gone."

"Compared with fate!

”

"Pacemaker."

"There's nothing good about me co-writing."

"Ventilator, gastroscopy, and then the colonoscope was removed."

"Ha!

"She really couldn't stand listening, so Luan Yunping complained, "Why do you have everything?"

"Pick up your whole body neatly and give it a shot in the arm." Qi Yuncheng said, tapping his heart.

"Restore restore?"

"Go home and get me the power bank."

Luan Yunping nodded, "The main thing is to survive."

"I opened the door and went out, and when I looked around, it was pouring rain. A thunderstorm came down, and it hit Luan Yunping in the face, and she was lying on the ground for a while."

"That's right."

Qi Yuncheng imitated the characters and took a breath, then wiped his face, "Stand up, wipe your face, and run home to get the power bank."

“I’ll never forget this.”

"There is dog poop on the ground as I run."

"Shit is?"

"Someone was walking the dog unethically. The puppy had poop on it and stepped on it. Hugh - bang!"

"Take a fall?"

Qi Yuncheng lowered his gaze and pointed to the ground, "It fell into the ditch nearby. There were more than a hundred iron nails in the ditch, and their sharp points rushed up."

"Oops! This isn't a ditch, it's a trap."

"The holes were pierced all over Luan Yunping's body. When she climbed up, her blood was like a shower head."

Standing nearby, the pain was unbearable. Luan Yunping gritted her teeth and begged her partner, "Why don't you give me a handful of poison? This is worse than death."

"Because the master who entered the hall ate two portions and took your portion away."

"Master thinks he didn't die enough, so he took everything from me."

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"How about you be a beloved disciple!

”

Hahahahaha!

Another burst of laughter came out, and the effect and atmosphere were surprisingly good among overseas Chinese. The key was that it hurt Guo Degang.

Qi Yuncheng himself was holding back his joy and swinging his arms back and forth, "Luan Yunping ran home to get the power bank."

"Still thinking about it?"

"There is an intersection ahead. Look left and right to see if there are any cars."

"Hurry up."

"Hey!" Qi Yuncheng looked at the three o'clock direction, "A small car is coming over here, pulling 35 million tons of coal."

"What a little train!

”
To be continued...