Chapter 369 The watertight bell score!(1/3)
"Yuncheng, this is for you! Thank you!
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Looking at the actors above, Zhou Xiaoyue stood below and tried to stand on tiptoes to pass the box in her hand. It was not that she was not high enough on the stage, she just wanted to get closer to the actors.
The tall girl next to me is also similar.
Fortunately, they arrived quickly, and soon they were overwhelmed by people behind them.
Some gave gifts and took photos at close range.
"No, I just want to thank you."
Qi Yuncheng thanked him while accepting the gift, while Zhou Xiaoyue responded with a smile as always.
After the tall girl's gift was taken away with thanks, she looked at Yueyue and whispered.
"Are you really familiar with each other? I've talked to you several times. Can I really get a photo taken with you?"
"Of course, let's go back first."
After saying this, Zhou Xiaoyue took her hand and returned to their seat in the middle.
When the gifts are almost collected.
Qi Yuncheng also returned to the table and began to pack things, gifts and things used by the last couple of actors.
At this time, Zhang Jiuling finally spoke, "I can see that everyone is very excited. Because my partner has something to do today, I temporarily asked my senior brother to measure me.
I guess most people don’t know this, but they brought gifts when they came, probably for other actors.
Now they are all sent over."
Qi Yuncheng smiled and added, "I cut them all off."
"Actually, the Sanlitun Theater is no stranger to us. Each team takes turns performing, and sometimes they even come over to help perform."
"Yes."
"Today is indeed rare. I am with my senior brother, so I came to play today with questions."
Qi Yuncheng was a little flustered behind the table, "Are you holding back and trying to test me?"
Zhang Jiuling quickly replied, "No, I just want to ask you something I don't understand."
"Don't make it too difficult. I will graduate from elementary school."
"It's okay, I just graduated from technical secondary school."
"Then it's no wonder Luan Yunping arranged for the two of us to be together."
As soon as the two actors talk on the stage, regardless of whether they have any baggage or not, the audience likes the state of the two talking, especially when it comes to the academic qualifications of De Yun Dou.
"Brother, let me ask you! Have you seen this toad?"
Looking at Zhang Jiuling, Qi Yuncheng kept nodding, "I've seen it before."
"Here comes the question. Why do toads sound so loud when they are so small? One cry, croak, croak, croak!
Why?"
"Oh." Qi Yuncheng spoke up, "I don't dare to teach you, I'll just talk nonsense."
"Just comment."
"A toad is a frog, and there is another kind of toad, so let's just call it a toad."
"Yes. But why is it so loud?"
While slowly explaining, Qi Yuncheng uttered another sentence, "You can't be anxious, I have to slowly think about it for you. If you ask any questions, I have to know. We have similar educational backgrounds."
"Don't mention this."
"Okay! Why does the frog cry so loudly?"
"Why?"
"Comrades!" As he was talking, Qi Yuncheng suddenly held the table and faced the audience, "What a good question to ask. Really, what a good question to ask. If a toad cries loudly, it must have its reason.
By the way, what are you asking about?"
Hahahahaha!
After turning around, the laughter of many beautiful young women came from below, including men, but the girls’ voices were more unrestrained.
Zhang Jiuling waited for a long time for this one to come, and was very speechless, "Toad! Croak, croak, croak! Why does it click so loudly?"
Qi Yuncheng nodded and gestured with his hands, "It's not big, but... its mouth is very big."
"Oh, it's true."
"Look. It has a big mouth and a big belly, so the sound it makes is naturally loud."
Zhang Jiuling took a deep breath and lowered his voice a little, "Friends who are convinced or not, I can explain it. If something with a big mouth and a big belly screams louder!"
"Yes, not just toads, but everything is the same."
"Wait a minute, I don't understand a little bit. How do you explain the unity of all things?"
"You see, all your studies have been in vain. One principle of all things is one principle of all things."
"Oh, I understand. As long as your belly is big, your mouth will make a louder scream."
"How did you understand?" Qi Yuncheng suddenly couldn't help laughing.
When his senior brother smiled, Zhang Jiuling couldn't help but said, "I thought you really knew how to explain, otherwise what would I say?"
Everything in a small theater is relatively calm, and it does not prevent the actors from laughing on their own, and their laughter can also move the audience.
Qi Yuncheng suppressed his smile and affirmed, "Yes! It is such a universal principle."
"That's not right, senior brother."
"What?"
Zhang Jiuling pinched it with his left and right hands and said, "We have a paper basket at home. The paper basket has a big mouth and a big belly. Why doesn't it bark?"
"Paper basket?"
"Yes, the waste paper basket, the old-fashioned one."
"That's a dead thing. A toad is a living thing. If you throw some paper into it, does the paper basket sound like anything?"
"Didn't you say you have a big mouth and a big belly?" Zhang Jiuling put his hands behind his back, as if he had found a reason.
"What is your paper basket made of?"
"Bamboo."
"That's right. Can a bamboo bark? Not to mention that it can't even make a sound."
"The bamboo one doesn't make any sound? What about the shengxiao, flute and flute? It's also made of bamboo. When you play it, it will make a sound and it will sound like nothing. You don't care whether it sounds good or not, just ask if it is made of bamboo."
Looking at Zhang Jiuling, Qi Yuncheng pointed, "I knew right away that you had to ask this question, where are you playing?"
"Blow the eyes above."
"As a layman, don't you know how to make wisecracks? That's called timidity (meaning you don't understand) when you put a handle on a casserole! Is that called eye? That's called taste."
"Pin?" Zhang Jiuling was instantly happy, "I really learned a lot from my senior brother! I started talking about this paragraph when I was thirteen, don't I still know about Ping?"
"Those are not your words."
"The key point is that no one here has corrected me before."
"Aren't I here now?"
"Okay, I'll listen."
"A bamboo with eyes can definitely blow and make a sound."
Zhang Jiuling looked like he was trying to understand something, and nodded, "Then look at the rice sieve in the grain store. It has enough space for more than 10,000 eyes. Why doesn't it make any noise?"
After being silent for a second or two, Qi Yuncheng looked back at Zhang Jiuling and said, "I have to correct you here,"
"Ah?" Zhang Jiuling replied subconsciously, not knowing what the senior brother was going to say.
"This is a dough sieve!
It doesn’t have a rice sifter, so how can it sift rice? How big are the eyes for sifting rice? That’s a noodle sieve! There is a noodle sieve for stick noodles, but it’s a problem of big eyes and small eyes.”
After the words were spoken, the audience couldn’t stop laughing.
Zhang Jiuling also looked convinced. He clasped his hands and kept respectfully saying, "My brother is wrong! Let's ensure that the show goes on, otherwise I will go crazy."
"Yes!"
The first time he was measured by Senior Brother Yuncheng, Zhang Jiuling really wanted to laugh and die in his heart. Every time, he didn't know what he could say.
After that, the two people continued talking.
But the burden is uncertain in Qi Yuncheng, and it comes out one after another.
Especially when it comes to gongs, every beat and bang of the gong will drive him crazy.
To be continued...