"Really, I won't bother you anymore. You must remember what happened to Yueyue."

Song Yi stood up, turned around, and walked out of the room.

The moment she closed the door, she was the only one left outside. She immediately went to play on the sofa again, but the page on her phone changed to search.

The first sentence I looked up was what should I pay attention to when getting a marriage certificate.

There are a lot of various answers below, I guess it will take you a while to read them.

But a little further back in time, at noon, Qi Yuncheng dragged his girlfriend up from the sofa and went to the kitchen to cook. If you don’t know how to cook, you still have to learn.

Anyway, there are a lot of things in the refrigerator, enough for her to "experiment" with.

After Song's father and Song's mother came back and finished eating, a group of people prepared to go over to meet Teacher Guo.

It is easy to meet now, but it is difficult to go to Master and Uncle when the Chinese New Year is approaching. Just as Qi Yuncheng thought, the old couple had indeed been invited to the Spring Festival Gala a long time ago.

So the closer it gets to the Spring Festival Gala, the busier I get with all kinds of reviews.

The review of the Spring Festival Gala is undoubtedly the most stringent, and many programs have been banned here. Even the jokes prepared by Guo Degang and Yu Qian failed in the end, and they were still improvised.

Just like this, just a few days after Deyun sealed the box, New Year's Eve arrived.

Fireworks are still allowed to be set off in this day and age, and that night, even near the community where Qi Yuncheng lived, the sky was filled with fireworks and blazes.

There were deafening sounds of firecrackers everywhere, and the air was filled with the smell of gunpowder and sulfur.

But while it’s lively outside, the atmosphere inside is also indispensable.

Because the master and the uncle are preparing to perform, the master, Dalin and the others are all coming over for a New Year reunion.

They came here, plus Song's father and Song's mother, and they ensured that the food was quite good. Chicken, duck, and fish were the most basic. The main thing was that everyone had their own specialty.

Anyway, I’m happy that I can have a few more flavors.

When the food was almost ready, Qi Yuncheng stayed in the kitchen with his girlfriend cooking.

"Now you know, generally a little salt is enough for a dish like this. Just pour in a little salt, and then add a little chicken essence. You also have to control the heat a little bit."

"Yeah."

Wearing an apron, Song Yi kept nodding in front of the steaming pot, then picked up the salt bag and prepared to pour it into the pot, while using a spatula to catch it.

At first, I shook it very carefully, but because the mouth was not too big, I couldn't pour it out, and the food in the pot was still heating up. I suddenly used a little more strength, and then sprinkled a large amount of white salt grains into the pot.

Almost a quarter of it is paved.

"Is this... is there a curse on you?"

Qi Yuncheng looked at the food in the pot and found it unsightly. It was really terrifying.

And why not scoop it with a small spoon? The main reason is that when the wife and others are making it, they always pour it like this. After all, the family was poor in the early days and they were not used to the boxes containing seasonings.

Besides, when using the seasoning box, Qiyun Chengdu was afraid that she would knock it over and spill it all into the pot.

"What to do, what to do, what to do!"

Seeing a lot of salt in the pot, Song Yi was so nervous that he never dared to touch the pot.

"Hurry up and scoop out the salt first, and save as much as you can."

"Okay!"

Song Yi rushed to save it, but it was difficult to scoop out the salt, because cooking involves water and oil, and it melted quickly when poured in, so he could only shovel out that piece of vegetables.

The moment it was shoveled out, Song Yi tasted it briefly and found it extremely salty. Fortunately, the other parts were not damaged much.

"Should I add more salt? I've almost shoveled it out."

"It's really important to let it go. It's okay."

"Oh, then I'll stir it for a few times and then serve it out."

Within ten seconds, the dishes were served, and the last dish was considered ready, but Song Yi slowly took off his apron and panted as if he had just finished fighting.

"Eat, eat!"

Without saying a word, the two of them turned off the fire and went out to the kitchen together to call people to the table for dinner.

At the same time, the Spring Festival Gala was playing on the TV next to it, and blessings from Dong Qing and Li Shishi could be heard from time to time.

But when the food came, the mistress gave her a look. She didn’t know if her daughter’s food could still be eaten.

Qi Yuncheng nodded helplessly. It was okay for the time being. He had tasted it and it was only a little salty, but it was edible.

After nodding, the mistress felt relieved and could praise her daughter more.

But Qi Yuncheng was awkward. When to eat, he had to use the same code as the street code, or he said that his girlfriend was a treasure.

While eating, we were chatting about the big and small things, especially when the two of us were going to get their certificates in a few days, and their parents would also have to go with them.

But at this time, after watching a few skits by Cai Min, Shen Teng and others, Dalin groaned while eating.

"Master and my dad are coming."

After saying that.

The whole family looked over.

……

"Let's talk about these two people. They have been doing cross talk for a long time, but they are definitely a new couple in the Spring Festival Gala."

"Check, check! Come out with a mule or a horse and see if they spit out grape skins."

"Okay, we invite Guo Degang and Yu Qian to applaud!

”

Quack, quack, quack, quack!

"Oh!

”

After rounds of applause, the TV broadcast was broadcast to other studios. At the same time, amid the restlessness of the audience below, Guo Degang and Yu Qian, wearing double-embroidered coats, made a festive appearance.

The moment they saw them, everyone at home was happy. They must have been on TV before, but this was definitely the first time for the Spring Festival Gala.

"Thank you! The two hosts just now were also very good, Li Yong and Zhu Jun, the two girls are very beautiful."

"Two girls?" Yu Qian laughed along with the audience, "What are these looks like?"

"Today is a good day, New Year's Eve! The boundless spring scenery, the sea and the river are clear. Every year is the same, every year is heavier. Only a great hero can subdue a tiger, and a true hero can subdue a dragon. The full moon, beautiful flowers, and good life. Student Guo Degang

, pay tribute to my parents who provide food and clothing. Happy New Year to you all!

”

"Okay!

”

"Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack!"

The master shouted loudly on the TV, and Qi Yuncheng really wanted to laugh when he heard it, because the master and the uncle were in completely different states, and the rhythm became very strange.

However, Song Yi and others didn't care, they just wanted to be happy. After all, they were laymen.

After that, the cross talk continued at a fast pace between the two of them. The name of the cross talk was Prodigal Son, and the jokes were all said in small theaters.

……

Guo Degang: "Everyone is going abroad on a big yacht. Yachts, let's swing the oars~~"

Yu Qian: "Hey, is this a yacht?"

Guo Degang: "I've never been on one, and I don't understand either. Anyway, the big yacht is very big. I even encountered pirates at sea when I went abroad."

Yu Qian: "That's dangerous."

Guo Degang: "Pirates of the Caribbean! Hold your gun and stop!

Just stop the yacht."

Yu Qian: "That's right."

Guo Degang: "Why does the second uncle have to ask? I want money! I'm scared. My second uncle is fine: ah, it doesn't matter."

Yu Qian: "Ask."

Guo Degang: "How much does it cost? Five hundred thousand!

”

Yu Qian: "Ha!"

Guo Degang: "I'll give you one million, and give me an invoice for two million!"

Yu Qian: "Huo! Good guy! What kind of idea is this?"

Hahahahaha!

Quack, quack, quack, quack!

There was a burst of laughter and applause from the scene. Qi Yuncheng, who was eating his meal, felt more and more that he was being led by someone. It wasn't that the master and uncle said it wasn't ridiculous, but it just felt like it was over the top and just for the sake of excitement.

Or maybe it was an illusion that he had already seen two lives.

Guo Degang: "The pirates are crying, but you are still ruthless in making money."

Yu Qian: "Yes, he has nothing to do."

Guo Degang: "I can't compare with him, but I have my own wishes."

Yu Qian: "What is your wish?"

Guo Degang: "I really hope that one day I can succeed and make a lot of money, so I spend my money desperately."

Yu Qian: "How can I spend money?"
To be continued...