The Hou Ye's words suddenly amused the audience, but Qi Yuncheng stood nearby and wondered, this is his own work, he measures the work, maybe he will snatch it away later.

Suddenly, I felt complicated, but that was the style of Mr. Hou, so he continued to speak.

"I'll ask the question first. It's very simple, just one sentence."

"Oh, just one sentence."

"Whatever is too short, remove a piece and make it longer."

Upon hearing this, Hou Zhen looked at Qi Yuncheng and immediately turned back to look at the audience and waved his hands, "There is no need to answer this. You are all knowledgeable people. This is impossible.

Anyone who has studied physics knows this."

"Why are we so close to physics again?"

"Look!" Hou Zhen gestured with his hands, "It's already short. It's impossible to take out one piece and make it longer. Look at my coat again. If it's short, shouldn't I add another piece? How come it's longer after removing one piece?"

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"Who asked you to take off your coat?"

"Where to go?"

"Remove the legs?"

"Remove the legs?" Hou Zhen lifted up his coat and stared at Qi Yuncheng in disbelief, especially his eyes.

"Yes, you thought the coat was short, so you took off your legs, wouldn't it make it longer?"

"Oh!

"Hou Zhen nodded and kept thinking, "Fortunately, it's a coat. What if my pants are too short? Where to go?"

Hahahahahahaha!

The following words of praise made the audience burst into laughter.

Even Qi Yuncheng himself is like this, but Luan Yunping can hold back his expression whenever he sees him. The Marquis's big face looks festive no matter where he puts it, so I really don't blame him for laughing.

Besides, I understand what I want to go to.

After a while, he spoke again.

"Why do I feel that what I say is almost turning into a compliment? It's not your job to tease."

"Then whoever snatches it is the one who gets it."

"Just tell me if you can answer it."

"You are no good!

If you can't answer even a single thing I say, you might as well be better than me."

"Then you have one."

Going back and forth, the two people's routine is a bit like guessing lantern riddles, and this is also very suitable for the second half of the show, anyway, the text is followed by the program.

"I'll do it, and I'll talk to you too. It's hard for you."

Qi Yuncheng looked at the extremely cute Mr. Hou seriously and said, "You can't do anything to me."

Hou Zhen continued to hold his hands, "Listen to me, this...what...you can't see it if you eat it, but you can't eat it if you see it."

"Huh???"

A little confused, Qi Yuncheng racked his brains and thought, "What do you mean by this?"

Hou Zhen: “I can’t eat it after seeing it, and I can’t see it after eating it.”

Qi Yuncheng: "That's impossible, there is no such thing."

Hou Zhen: "Yes!"

Qi Yuncheng: "What?"

Hou Zhen: "Big nose!

”

"Ouch!

”

As soon as the answer to the riddle came out, Qi Yuncheng and the audience below began to feel sick, but the actor couldn't help it and had to ask again, "Why can't I eat it?"

After saying this, Qi Yuncheng couldn't help but muttered behind the microphone, "What do you think this is?"

"Look at your nose, you have to blow it when it comes out. Can you see it or not?"

"Saw it!"

"Eat it!

”

"Ha!

"Qi Yuncheng twisted his expression and felt uncomfortable.

"Can't eat it."

"What if you can't see it after eating it?"

"Look, you still have this runny nose. If you catch a cold, just like Xiao Meng and Meng Hetang today have a cold. If the runny nose is flowing down, you won't be able to see it if you suck it back."

As he spoke, Hou Zhen put his hands behind his hands and made a few movements to suck his nose back.

And here we come.

Qi Yuncheng was so worried that he almost couldn't help it. It was so disgusting, and the audience was naturally the same. In the end, the former was so funny that he just broke away from the performance and complained.

"Everyone! Today I am in second place. Master is afraid that it will not be good if I am in second place. Lord Marquis said before that he can do it, so he is here to take care of it. He can help suppress it.

Now I know how to suppress it, this one is disgusting."

The audience was delighted when he said this, and Hou Zhen was still very proud, "Look, you can see if you can't eat it, but you can't see if you can eat it!

”

"Okay, Mr. Hou, stop talking. Mr. Yu will be burned to death if he doesn't perm his hair. Is it okay if I perm my hair?"

Hahahahaha!

The theater was filled with laughter again. They often saw Qi Yuncheng hurting others. Today, the Marquis really made him uncomfortable, which was very rare.

Hou Zhen finally lit the table and asked again, "I just want to ask if you have eaten?"

"Eat it." Qi Yuncheng responded with a sigh.

"Did you see it?"

"Didn't see it."

"It's not over yet!

”

"Ouch!

"Qi Yuncheng gritted his teeth and stretched out his thumb, "Our cross talk is so elegant!

”

"No!"

"Then come back and sniff your nose again."

"No." Hou Zhen shook his head and refused, "I can't stand this stuff if I eat too much!

”

"Your head is full of snot."

"Don't worry, you just didn't say it, and it's much better than having a piece of yours. It's still self-inflicted, and we can still have a taste of it."

"You're still indifferent, I can't say anything about you."

There was nothing he could do, so Qi Yuncheng turned around and walked toward the side curtain, but Xiaoyue and the others quickly came out to stop him, and then sent him back.

Of course, this was done on purpose, and I have lived through it, but I didn’t expect it to be so disgusting during the performance.

After returning to the microphone, Qi Yuncheng sighed, "This is the first time I feel so uncomfortable talking about cross talk. I used to say cross talk was quite happy."

"Then you haven't met me, do you know? No matter how happy I am, I will make you uncomfortable."

Hou Zhen thought of something while talking, and pointed his finger at the audience below, "I'm quite civilized. I just told you the riddle, and someone down there said shit. Did I hear it? My ears are very good."

"Oh my god, what happened today? Who said that just now? Come on, let me take a look."

Qi Yuncheng's desperate look instantly amused many people, and amidst bursts of laughter, a big brother in the front row actually extended his hand.

Qi Yuncheng looked at it and shook his head, "You are not ashamed, you really dare to raise your hand.

I miss Luan Yunping very much now.
To be continued...