"I never thought that compassion would cause harm."

"What happened again?"

"I went to perform that day and something happened when I came back."

"What's wrong?"

"Your father is so evil." Qi Yuncheng gritted his teeth and said, "He brought me a roll, and he hired a car to take all the money and things I had left in the hotel for me.
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I'm so stupid here."

"Look what happened."

"It's hard to raise a wolf as a dog to look after the house. The cormorants are not long painted black with ink, and the white paint of crows is not strong. My good intentions turned into a wolf's heart and a dog's lungs.

This old man is so inappropriate. I saved you, and now you are making a mess of yourself. What should I do?"

"That's right!" Luan Yunping worried for her partner.

"The manager is also kind-hearted: Mr. Qi thinks you are pitiful, and you live with us, so I can't ignore you."

"There are still many good people."

"Come on, give Mr. Qi a dime."

"A dime?"

Holding something in his right hand, Qi Yuncheng took a deep breath with trembling, showing the character's sadness, "I was walking on the street with a dime, and tears were streaming down my face.

The weather is already very cold. It’s the twelfth lunar month of winter and there’s heavy snowfall. I’m still wearing a plastic leather jacket.”

"Plastic leather jacket?" Luan Yunping looked confused.

"Wearing cloth shoes under my feet, I walked forward with my arms crossed. As I was walking, I heard a cry from someone beside me."

"What's going on?"

Qi Yuncheng was also puzzled. He turned his head and looked to the side and muttered, "Where are you playing the gong? Oh, no!

There was a restaurant next to it, and a young man came out with a hot pot and placed it on the ground. It was taken away after someone else had finished eating.

What do you mean by taking it out now? Is it for me?"

"Really?" Luan Yunping said again.

"When I saw there was a lot left in it, including sliced ​​meat, fish balls, lettuce, and the hot pot was still hot, oh, I understand."

"What?"

"This is to keep me warm, so don't be polite!" Qi Yuncheng said while making hugging gestures, "I ran away as soon as I held him in my arms, turning around and around until I was building a bridge at the intersection, but no one was walking.

Sitting on the bridge with my arms around the hotpot, I burst into tears."

"Why are you crying again?"

"It was snowing heavily, but a hot pot saved my life."

"Yes."

"I'll eat it, don't be polite."

Qi Yuncheng lifted something out of thin air from behind the microphone, pointed with his left hand, "Lettuce!

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"Eat the vegetables first."

“Slices of meat!

There is also a fish ball!

”

When Qi Yuncheng mentioned the fish balls, he turned to look at his partner who was happy. After looking up again, he threw them away, but he didn't catch them when he opened his mouth. He hurriedly ran to the side to pick them up.

Luan Yunping shook her head, "If you live like this, stop playing around."

Coming back with the fish balls, Qi Yuncheng reached his right hand near the table and shook it from side to side, as if he was simmering vegetables in a hot pot.

Whether the audience saw this scene live or in front of the TV, their faces were filled with smiles because of something about the body.

Just be interesting.

Luan Yunping naturally also explained her partner's actions, "Shake it up?"

"Don't be ridiculous, do it again, oops, it ran away again." Qi Yuncheng quickly went to the side to pick it up again.

"Then you're still not hungry."

"After fishing again, a fish bone appeared."

"Can you eat this too?"

"Poof!

Qi Yuncheng spit it out and frowned as he looked at the thing, "Whose dentures are they?"

"Ah? This one is quite sloppy."

"But don't throw it away."

"What?"

"Press a knob as if it's an itch."

"It's useless to let you go." Luan Yunping was speechless.

"Let's eat. When you're full, hug the hotpot and scratch it with my weapon." Qi Yuncheng picked up the fan on the table.

"Don't mention this."

"While I was wandering around the lake, I heard the sound of a plane! I took a peek and saw a plane parked in front of me. As soon as the door opened, ten young men jumped out.
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Each one of them is 1.8 meters tall, as tall as a knife or an axe. They are all wearing black suits, white shirts, black ties, and sunglasses, and they stand still.

My heart is broken."

"What's wrong?"

"This is the underworld."

After the three words came out, Luan Yunping felt a little sure next to her, "Looking at the style is a bit mean."

"Ten people stood up and turned around, one holding each other's shoulders."

Qi Yuncheng stretched out his hand and walked blindly near the microphone with his eyes closed. Luan Yunping and the audience laughed together, "There are ten blind people in love."

"It scared me."

"What's so scary about this."

"The underworld is here to snatch me away during the Chinese New Year?"

"Oh, it seems they are living a miserable life."

"I looked at them and held my itch in my hand tightly. As a result, they bowed in front of me, hello!

Hearing these two words scared me to death."

"Huh?" Luan Yunping, everyone didn't understand, "What's wrong?"

"I thought he was blind, but feelings can speak!

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"It all has something to do with this!

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Hahahahaha~

Laughter came in waves.

This was Guo Degang's original joke, but through the character's tone and rhythm, it can also be used to add to the burden.

Because cross talk is not a simple joke, the size of the words is very important, and even the priority of the tone directly determines the life or death of a baggage.

Of course, I’ve never heard of it, so I’m even happier.

In front of the TV, Song Yi's parents were like this. They knew Deyun, but they didn't hear many jokes, so when they came across it for the first time, they laughed more happily than their own daughters.

Song Yi, who was sitting next to him, heard the news and immediately said, "How about it? The actor is very charming, I think his cross talk is fun."

The smile on Mother Song's face has not faded, "It's fun, but I feel like he wants to kill you, he cares so much.

But you didn’t say much about when you would let us meet your boyfriend.”

"We'll talk about it in a few days. He's very busy."

"How busy can I be? How about making a video later?"
To be continued...