Chapter 319 Thunder hits the pet paradise!(2/3)
"Then why didn't you praise him at the beginning? He came so early and was so talented. He was also the first to praise him." When Lu Yu said this, he actually knew something about Deyun, but he didn't say it clearly.<
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"Maybe I'm blind too."
Guo Degang responded to this question with a smile. Of course, the most important thing was that the child was too young at that time and there was nothing he could do to praise him.
However, he took advantage of the situation and said, "My child is doing well recently. We are going to hold a large-scale commercial show. If you have something you like, I would like to see my child's.
Please pay more attention.
It’s a rare big event where a child plays the leading role all by himself. Come to the scene and see if he can inspire you.”
"Okay!
”
"Must go see it!"
……
Although it is only being recorded now and cannot be seen on TV, the audience at the scene is very happy and makes noises from time to time, because Qi Yuncheng's commercial performance has indeed been revealed very early.
However, Lu Yu felt that the time was about the same, and looked at the audience to prepare for the next step, "Since we have talked about the commercial performance after Yuncheng, let's let Yuncheng perform a performance with his uncle before the commercial performance.
Let’s take a look at Yuncheng’s specific abilities.”
Quack, quack, quack, quack!
Finished speaking.
The entire recording hall became busy. At the same time, Qi Yuncheng and Yu Qian went to the back to change into their coats.
These processes will be edited out by the program team, or replaced with commercials, and then directly replaced with performances, but the live audience will actually see it all.
Wait until everything is sorted out.
The two of them put on their coats and stood at the crosstalk table on the stage.
"I am really happy to come to this performance."
"Why?" Yu Qian asked.
"Because it was my master who brought us here, and everyone knows him very well, but you don't know him as well as I do."
"You are close."
"It's because of the close relationship!" Qi Yuncheng supported the table and continued in a positive tone, "I discovered that my master Guo Degang has some human problems."
Hahaha!
Xu~~
Qi Yuncheng heard the voice and said quickly, "Look, everyone agrees. It seems that it is true."
"No!" Yu Qian gently patted the child's arm at this time, "Let me ask you, what's the problem with him? After so many years of cooperation, why don't I know?"
Seeing the uncle's doubts, Qi Yuncheng became more enthusiastic, "Then I'll let you comment and see if this is a problem."
"Okay, I'll cut it off."
"Let's just say that Guo Degang never means what he says."
"What's going on?"
"My master and Teacher Gao Fenggao grew up together."
"That's true."
"Their brothers and sisters clearly agreed that they would grow together, but in the end, they stopped growing by half."
Qi Yuncheng immediately gestured to his waist to show the size of his master, "He is obviously the class leader, but he doesn't keep his words. I think he is practicing long jump in the toilet."
"What do you mean."
"It's too much!
”
Yu Qian looked at the child, stretched out his hand and pointed, "I think you are going too far. How can you call yourself a master when you are an apprentice?"
"Hey, this is all a joke. My master, Guo Degang, is so small and exquisite."
"What are these words?"
"Even though he is short, he is good at cross talk." Qi Yuncheng extended his thumb, "Why does my master say he is good at cross talk?"
"What's the reason?" Yu Qian asked.
"I summarized his greatest contribution to cross talk."
"Where?"
"Able to organize and process."
"This is an advantage."
"Get rid of a lot of the dross in traditional programs."
"Yes."
"Add a lot of worse content."
Hahahaha!
Quack, quack, quack, quack!
Qi Yuncheng seemed to have struck a chord with the audience. Those present laughed and applauded, and looked at the face of Teacher Guo next to him.
Speaking in person, it’s getting more and more powerful.
But Yu Qian suppressed a smile and said, "It's all rubbish now."
"Anyway, he improved well. Not only can he speak but he can also sing. There is another important reason."
"What?"
Qi Yuncheng slowly turned around and looked at his uncle, "I have a good collaborator, which is you."
Yu Qian waved his hand: "It's a lot of good to talk about."
Qi Yuncheng: "Calling Donkey Whip!"
Yu Qian: "Wait a minute, why does my name sound so aphrodisiac!"
Qi Yuncheng: "Really, you are so old and you still care about this."
Yu Qian: "That's something you have to worry about."
Qi Yuncheng had no choice but to say more and more clearly, "My surname is Yu~~Teacher Yubian."
Yu Qian: "The more you introduce, the smaller you get??"
Qi Yuncheng: "Hey, whale!
”
Yu Qian: "Don't deal with it!
”
Hahahahaha!
The audience surrounding them all burst into tears of joy. If only Uncle Yu was really a whale, it would be okay.
Qi Yuncheng smiled brightly, "It can be seen that everyone likes the teacher very much and is very familiar with her.
I have three major hobbies."
Audience: "Drink, smoke and perm your hair!
”
"Okay! I'm quite popular." Yu Qian casually greeted the audience.
Qi Yuncheng immediately responded: "This is just one of them. Another hobby is raising pets. There is a place like Youxian in Yanjing."
"Yes!"
"I rented a large piece of open space and opened a small zoo!"
"What's the name?"
"Tiandaleibi Pet Paradise!
”
"Oh!" Yu Qian sighed and then praised him, "Look how lucky I am to have this name."
"I keep a lot of animals, the most common of which are horses. Let me ride a pony. I went to his place to ride once."
"Yes, I went there not long ago."
Qi Yuncheng stretched his hands up to the level of the table, "The pony is about this height. I got on my legs and drove! As soon as the horse ran away, I stood still.
Hey! Come back, people haven’t left yet.”
"Harmful!" Yu Qian explained, "Your legs are too long."
"I can't keep my feet off the ground while riding that horse."
"Yeah."
"Last time I saw my master Guo Degang riding very well."
In an instant, Qi Yuncheng bent his legs, shortened most of his body, and ran around the entire stage. Seeing this, the audience almost went crazy with laughter.
Those who knew it thought it was riding a horse, while those who didn’t know it were riding a pig.
To be continued...