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Chapter 301 Yu Qian: Who do you belong to? Qi Yuncheng: It belongs to your uncle!(1/4)

 "Hey!"

I agreed.

Qi Yuncheng walked quickly onto the stage amidst the laughter and applause of the audience, and stood honestly next to Uncle Yu.

At one stop, his appearance was a little different from usual.

The expression reveals some stupidity.

At the same time, the sleeves of the coat are drooping covering the hands.

Mainly to contrast what Master just praised.

And this paragraph is also a very old one.

Many masters have acted.

"Oh my god."

Seeing Qi Yuncheng trotting up, Yu Qian was startled and looked carefully.

During the inspection process, Guo Degang saw that the child was beautiful and pointed with his hand, "Look at this mental state. We drink formalin every day."

"Huo oh, I said these eyes can't move at all."

"How energetic, cute and beautiful."

"That's true." Yu Qian looked at Qi Yuncheng and nodded, but immediately turned to ask Guo Degang, "But is this thing alive?"

"Nonsense, it stinks to die."

"Well, we finally met each other. Can I say a few words to him?"

"That's called asking for advice."

"Still asking for advice?"

"You can have a chat with him, but you must be filled with admiration, because this child is hard to find in heaven and hard to find on earth.

It takes more than a thousand years for one to come out."

"Then I can tell."

"There is one thing you should pay attention to when chatting with him, and that is to speak in vernacular. I beg you, never speak in classical Chinese."

"What's going on?"

"Oh, you think I have been in elementary school for three years, so let me say a few words in classical Chinese, but he is full of classical Chinese."

"Really?" Yu Qian was slightly surprised.

"When the time comes, you won't be able to bear it if he talks to someone here."

"Is this all just talk? But that's fine, I'll just talk to him and that's it."

"Yes, yes, yes!" Guo Degang nodded repeatedly, and at the same time told him again, "Remember to speak plainly, you must speak plainly.

Let me beg you.

Please."

After a few consecutive sentences, Yu Qian immediately recognized the smell and asked curiously, "He poked me. What does it have to do with you? Are you so nervous?"

"Because this child is my blood."

"Then don't worry."

The words are broken.

Yu Qian, who was standing in the middle, turned from looking at Guo Degang to Qi Yuncheng.

But when he turned around, he saw that Qi Yuncheng had not moved during the whole process, and his expression was even more so, like a scarecrow.

Yu Qian subconsciously muttered, "Why is this thing so leaky?"

"That..."

Hearing the sound, Qi Yuncheng went to see his uncle dumbfounded, but Yu Qian was instantly frightened and immediately pointed forward, "Look forward, look forward, I'm a little afraid of you."

At this time, Guo Degang suddenly interrupted, "Teacher Yu, please don't raise your hand."

"What's going on?"

"As soon as you raise your hand, he will easily bite your hand."

"Ouch, look at the highly praised actors this year, what they look like, they are almost like dogs."

Hahahaha!

Yu Qian casually said something that was outside the program. The audience naturally understood the meaning and laughed a lot.

Take a deep breath.

Yu Qian once again looked at Qi Yuncheng, who was in a daze, and said loudly, "Coming???"

"Here we come~" Qi Yuncheng continued to look ahead in a daze.

As soon as he said that, Yu Qian was happy and slapped the table, "Look, this is really alive and interesting. Who did you come with?"

"Come here with my master~"

"Who is your master?"

Turning his head, Qi Yuncheng looked at Guo Degang, who was so beautiful that his head was shaking on the other side, raised his hand and said: "Hey!



"Still confused? Then what are you doing here?"

"The cross talk is here~"

"Tsk!" Yu Qian said with a pinch of teeth, "It's okay to say this word for word. How many paragraphs can you do?"

Qi Yuncheng raised his drooping hand and stretched out five fingers, "Seven or eight paragraphs~"

"How much is this?"

Yu Qian looked at his own hand and was confused. Finally, he had no choice but to say, "I don't know how deep the water is for this kid. I'll drag him out.

Let's see how he answers.

Is that... expensive?"

Qi Yuncheng: "It's time to eat~"

The article is not on topic

Yu Qiantou didn't care and muttered in a low voice, "Maybe I didn't hear clearly. I'll ask again. Did I ask you Gui Geng?"

"Eat fried sauce~noodles."

"Why do you find logical accents so accurately? I ask you, Geng?"

"There's also garlic~"

"This is all a mess."

After some questioning.

There was a lot of laughter from the audience below.

They have never seen Qi Yuncheng make such a fool of himself on the stage. The key is that he even stood there in a daze with no expression.

Some people think it’s cute and good-looking.

This is where the beauty lies.

However, Yu Qiandao also thought it was fun, so he quickly dragged Guo Degang over. Guo Degang looked at him and said, "I'm happy. I've learned a lot now."

"I'm not happy. Let's wait for a while. I missed it."

"If I missed it, pick it up."

"What's missing?"

"The room leaked, didn't it?"

"Whose room leaked? Your disciple said it leaked."

"No!

"Guo Degang vetoed it confidently, and continued to praise, "I am a disciple who knows astronomy, observes geography, knows human beings, understands yin and yang, and understands gossip..."

"Stop it, stop it!"

After Yu Qian stopped him, he immediately explained what he had just asked. Guo Degang gritted his teeth and got angry, "I'll go over and ask. If you want to ask, I'll just give it up.

If you can’t ask, we are not finished today.”

"What the hell."

"Compensate! Even if you sell your whole family, you still have to give me ten yuan."

"Ha!" Yu Qian was speechless, "I'm so poor, I'll give you only ten yuan, go and ask."
To be continued...
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