"What are you singing about?"

"I remember a lot of this stuff in ancient poetry."

"This is not included in ancient poetry."

"Actually, I also hope to have a marriage as beautiful as these ancient poems."

When the cross talk got to the point, Qi Yuncheng looked very emotional, looking in front of him and drawing a picture frame, "There is always such a painting in front of me, a particularly happy oil painting."

"What are you drawing?"

"The sky is blue and the water is green, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant, the creek is gurgling, and the big forest is green. How many seagulls are flying by the river?"

"Ah?" Sensing something was wrong, Luan Yunping was confused and stopped, "Wait a moment. Are there any seagulls by the river?"

"Seaside."

"That's right."

"A few river gulls flew by the seaside."

"You're not even talking about this anymore."

Qi Yuncheng himself didn't know how to do it, so he simply compromised and said, "Fly a few birds."

"That's okay."

"On the tree-lined path, the princess and the prince walked slowly, holding hands, followed by a white horse, grazing and trotting.

The prince is singing in a low voice."

"What is it singing?"

"How glorious it is for me to be an oil worker~~"

"That's it!"

Luan Yunping and the audience were both happy. The former waved his hand and said, "Okay, you can go back to work."

"The princess next to me is still singing."

"What to sing."

"Our motherland is a garden, and the flowers in the garden are so bright~~

The warm sunshine shines on the face￥%￥%”

"You don't even know these words."

"Everything is just like the fairy tale. The prince and princess began to live a life without shame."

"Oh, this doesn't end well. It's not a shameless life."

"This is a fantasy of mine, but I have had a girlfriend before."

"Who?"

"Her name is Tie!

”

"What a good name." After hearing this, Luan Yunping praised it sincerely.

"Whenever I go to her house to look for her, I stand at the bottom of the building and shout!

Iron~~Iron~~

Do you know how many people in the community push their windows to look at me?"

"People regard you as a scrap metal collector."

"She is gentle, elegant, and very cute. She works as a salesperson in a sales office. When she has nothing to do, the two of us sit together and chat.

Play Go and drink tea."

"Have some tea."

"Now that I think about it, it was like I was in a dream. I burned a stick of incense in the room, we sat across from each other, took out the tea can, and poured out Tieguanyin.

Set aside the water and pour it in with boiling water.

Throw away the first brew. Do not drink the water used to wash the tea."

"Yes."

"We started drinking from the second brew! I drank one brew after another."

At this time, Luan Yunping next to her was dumbfounded. She was stunned for a long time before she said, "You two are so arrogant."

"You haven't had any tea, right?" Qi Yuncheng said instead.

"I've had it, but I've never tasted it with such a taste. That's called a dip, the fourth sound."

Qi Yuncheng wiped his face with the white handkerchief on the table, "I'm sorry, I get very emotional when I think of her.

And I took great care of her, and she also mentioned this and said it to me affectionately.

You are so kind to me, even if you are a cow or a horse in your next life, I will give you a handful of grass to eat."

"Okay, you two beasts."

"This wonderful time later passed. We often quarreled, and the quarrels were severe. She blamed me."

"What did she say?"

Qi Yuncheng's expression changed and he spoke slowly: "You are ruthless and unreasonable.

I say you are callous, ruthless and unreasonable.

Who do you think is ruthless and unreasonable?

I say you are callous, ruthless and unreasonable.

You are so callous and unreasonable.

I am not ruthless and vexatious. To say that I am ruthless and vexatious is not as ruthless and vexatious as you.

I am not ruthless and vexatious at all. When it comes to being ruthless and vexatious, that means you are ruthless and vexatious..."

"Oops."

Luan Yunping couldn't stand listening anymore, "Well, which girl did you marry who talks about cross talk?"

Qi Yuncheng sighed sadly, "After the quarrel, we broke up."

"That's right. If we continue, this will be Mr. Hou."

"She left me a note, don't look for me again, I'm dead."

"Oh, that's quite impressive."

"You said I was going to end my relationship. I was stupid at that time. It was like a bolt from the blue. I felt very sad. I gritted my teeth and never looked for a girlfriend again from now on."

Luan Yunping: "Yo!"

Qi Yuncheng said: "Later many people tried to persuade me, but I said don't try to persuade me, my heart is dead.

Time flies, time flies, maybe time is the best medicine, I began to think that I would never fall in love again.

Day by day passed, and on the third day I figured it out."

"Just three days of silence."

Qi Yuncheng explained, "I couldn't find the right one in the past three days."

“I didn’t take any emotion into my heart at all.”

"Oh, when I walked into the community, I accidentally looked up and there was a girl waving to me."

Luan Yunping knew something was going on, so she quickly said, "This is to say hello... I've met the right one."

"Later I found out...they were cleaning the glass."

"What a shame! You don't look at the towel in your hand, but you just look at your hands?"

"Suddenly, I felt that spring had come again. I was waiting for her at the gate of the community, and finally saw her, Niaoniao Tingting, so beautiful."

"Good-looking."

"I walked over and stretched my legs in a gentlemanly manner...pop, I fell over there."

"Hey. Gentleman, are you still doing this?"

The audience was very happy at this time, and a scene of Qi Yuncheng stumbling on another girl's foot appeared in their minds. The main reason was that it was too immoral.

Qi Yuncheng bent down on the stage and reached out to pull the girl, "Don't be nervous, I'm not a good person... I said it wrong."

"Nonsense, you told the truth."

"She stood up and walked away."

"Ignore you." Luan Yunping said.

"Looking at her back, I was stunned. She is so beautiful.
To be continued...