Behind the table, Luan Yunping could not help but feel embarrassed.

Looking at the two hands of my partner, I don’t know how to choose, but I still ask first, “Which one is me?”

"The one on the left is you, the one on the right is Master, take your pick. But I have to tell you, if your head and body don't come together, it's called a dead body without a complete body."

"Oh, that's quite miserable."

"Choose, it's time to test whether you are Master's beloved disciple." Qi Yuncheng spread his hands and urged.

Looking left and right, Luan Yunping felt extremely embarrassed, and her face was extremely ugly, but in the end it was confirmed that he was the master's beloved disciple.

So he spoke.

"Master, let your head cool off. I choose myself."

Hahahaha!

The whole scene was filled with joy.

Good guy, this is the beloved disciple? When disaster strikes, we all fly away, which is reflected incisively and vividly.

The key point is not to waste these two words.

However, it also completely proves that this beloved disciple is becoming more and more influenced by Qi Yuncheng and is almost assimilated.

But the old audience laughed. Qi Yuncheng still paid more attention to that little girl, and her expression probably meant that she didn't understand.

The two eyebrows are always knitted.

But his eyes were looking straight at him.

And this makes me regret becoming a teacher.

However, the performance must continue, and at the same time, throw away the one in your right hand.

"Then I have to transport you back to Xizhimen. Your lower body is struggling over there. Put you into your schoolbag, take bus No. 345 to Deshengmen and then take the subway.

Come back to the Xizhimen gate.

But let me tell you, I am the most observant of public order."

"How do you see it?"

“I swipe my card twice when I get on the bus.”

"What for?"

"The driver was also puzzled, eh, young man, each person swipes the card once."

"Yes!"

Qi Yuncheng pointed to his armpit and said, "No, master, there is another one here.

The driver also said that dogs are not allowed on the bus."

"There's no dog here." Luan Yunping was speechless.

"Finally, I finally got to this door. I took out your head and screwed it back on for you."

"What's the screw on my head? What should I tighten?"

"You don't care what happens, I'll install it for you anyway, and then ask a car to take it to Babaoshan for cremation, put it in a box, and scatter it into the ditch."

"Spread the ditch? Then I might as well want my master's head."

Qi Yuncheng explained, "Isn't your wish to return to nature?"

"This is so natural."

"Then go to my master's wife's house to collect your pension, and by the way, I can help you take care of master's unnecessary matters."

"Yes, just by the way."

"After I receive it, I will leave half for your father and half for you."

"Why do I pay you half of it?"

"I can't pay for it in vain. After receiving it, I will introduce your wife to Kong Yunlong. From our background, this matter will be considered very beautiful."

"Yes! You have torn down our house. Isn't it beautiful?" Luan Yunping deliberately showed a hint of anger, "Why are you introducing my wife to Kong Yunlong? Do I want to use you?"

"Ouch." Qi Yuncheng rolled his eyes and turned on his gossip expression, "Don't you know about the fact that they kept ticking while you were alive?"

"Harmful!" Luan Yunping was very angry at her partner, "Stop making up stories, this is not possible."

"Anyway, to put it simply, friendship remains even after death. Friendship remains true even after death."

There was nothing she could do, Luan Yunping could only nod, "I finally understand this, I understand it very deeply.

After all, the master is gone, and so is the wife.

Then what else can your wife not avoid if you cross the house?"

Sometimes a good compliment is very important. Luan Yunping's words may seem casual, but it is easy to make people laugh.

Especially the sentence about the master gone and the wife gone too.

The audience can enjoy it over and over again if they think about it carefully.

At this time, Qi Yuncheng spoke again, "It's easy to understand. My wife doesn't avoid her when I cross the house. We are good friends. I went to your house to visit, and your wife is at home.

Let’s chat together without any taboos.

There’s no need to explain this.”

"Yes, we have a good relationship. But there is also a wife and son?"

"It's getting late, it's past nine o'clock now." Qi Yuncheng raised his right hand and glanced at his wrist.

Luan Yunping frowned, "If you have a watch, just look at it."

"I have to take a rest quickly. I was very tired when I first arrived backstage. Besides, I have to pay my respects to my master.

So we only stop here today."

Looking like she didn't know what was wrong with Qi Yuncheng, Luan Yunping said: "Master, it's still early. Now that we've talked about it, let me explain.

I’m afraid it’s not difficult to entrust your wife and sacrifice your son.”

"Hey, if you are willing to die, I will be willing to bury you."

"What are you talking about?"

"That's what he meant by asking his wife to sacrifice his son..."

……

……

With one sentence, the burdens are thrown down one by one.

Both of them have good acting experience.

Although Qi Yuncheng doesn't dare to say that he is better at drumming or opera, he is very confident in cross talk.

After all, I was learning in my previous life, and I am also learning in this life, not to mention having systematic experience.

So it can be regarded as progressing with time.

And what this paragraph is talking about is that the follower goes out to do business and makes a lot of money for ten years, and then he helps take care of his wife.

But as soon as I took care of them, I had several children.

I understand how it came about.

……

"As soon as I entered the room and lay down, your wife was breastfeeding the child."

"We all have children??" Luan Yunping said in disbelief.

"Hey!

"Qi Yuncheng sighed, with a helpless expression, and glanced to the side, "I said he would be back soon.

Tell me what to do.

And your wife is happy while patting the child."

"What did you say?"

"What can I do now that things have come to this? What can I do with my love? It's not like I haven't read Pan Jinlian's story before."

"What kind of arrogance is this?"

"That's all nonsense!

"Qi Yuncheng said angrily, "You are an immoral thing, but why is this so annoying?

And just as he was talking, the door opened and the eldest son came in."

"Two sons?" Luan Yunping held out two fingers. At the same time, the audience felt that Captain Luan's head was extremely green.

Laughing constantly.
To be continued...