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Chapter 270 We both have to lose, right?(1/2)

 "I bought this new one and I haven't used it yet."

The big bag was placed on the table. Yue Yunpeng lowered his head and pulled the zipper, and a green forgiveness helmet slowly appeared.

And when it is put on Luan Yunping's head.

The whole audience was laughing crazy.

This color is amazing.

But Luan Yunping didn't care at all while wearing the hat. She touched it carefully and tapped it with the fan on the table.

"Is this okay?"

Bang bang bang!

Qi Yuncheng also knocked a few times, and there was a crisp sound, but Luan Yunping felt nothing.

"How's it going? Okay, see you later!



After taking the things, Yue Yunpeng was leaving.

But Qi Yuncheng said, "Don't leave, come here."

"What's wrong?"

"What do you mean?"

Qi Yuncheng looked at his little fan helplessly, "If he does this, I won't be able to beat him."

"Oh, this is a close call, you have to change."

"That's right!"

Once again, the bag was placed on the table, and Yue Yunpeng spent a lot of effort to invite the protagonist out, and this time he appeared.

The audience couldn't hold back their emotions one by one. They laughed so hard in their seats that they almost spit out their water.

Because what was taken out was a large fan that was about one meter, or even a little over one meter.

Extremely magnificent.

Especially when it's not open, it's no different from a one-meter-long stick.

Not to mention this green helmet and iron hat can cause concussions.

And those who recognized it started talking directly below.

"Damn it! I know this guy. Last time an audience member gave it to me, and he actually used it. What a treasured actor he is."

"You are indeed a close partner. Either you die or I live in this cross talk."

"Good guy, Qi Yun will survive anyway."

"This cross talk is almost invincible."

"Let's talk about rebellion from the moment we kill Master's beloved disciple."

……

Hiss~~

Luan Yunping looked at this thing and took a breath of cold air, as if seeing a ghost. She didn't know where such a big fan came from. In her hand, she could almost hold the lamp above her head.

Good guy, you’re ready for this one, right?

Immediately, he looked at Yue Yunpeng and shouted in pain.

"I provoked you."

Qi Yuncheng was already holding this big fan and was so beautiful, "Come on, I can't wait any longer.

Come on, come on.

This is more enjoyable than a small fan."

"No!" Luan Yunping was a little timid behind the table, holding on to the table and hesitantly speaking, "W-we both have to lose, right?

Do you dare to put down your weapons and fight alone?"

Qi Yuncheng: "Don't dare!"

"Okay!

You are quite confident."

"Why aren't you allowed to use it?"

"Nonsense, if it doesn't work, I will die here. How did you get here!"

The last time was Qi Yuncheng's stand-up. He was performing elsewhere, so naturally he didn't know how he did it, and he was speechless.

I was shocked when I took it out just now.

What I originally prepared was a plastic pipe that was less than half a meter long. Good guy, this is much more powerful.

Qi Yuncheng had no choice but to put the big fan on the stage, "I really don't want to use it, let's try it once."

"Try it once and I'll be dead."

"That's true!"

"None of us should use this prop." Luan Yunping also took off her hat and sat down and said.

"Look, this thing is going on. I'm prepared for nothing. But if I'm honest, I just like to sing pendants with Captain Luan. I'm an expert, you know?

Come on, it's easier for you. Let's continue singing. Everyone is waiting."

"Hey, let's continue listening."

"Here we go."

"I was stunned, I was stunned, I was stunned, I was stunned~"

Qi Yuncheng lost his martial arts skills and said, "The two armies had a battle in front of the formation~~"

"I was stunned, I was stunned, I was stunned, I was stunned~"

"Humans are like tigers and horses racing dragons~~"

"Once upon a time~""

"This general~hurriedly reached out to this embrace~"

Qi Yuncheng quickly turned sideways and gently held up the white handkerchief on the table. This handkerchief was different, carefully prepared.

"He kept this magic weapon in the air~~"

"Once upon a time~"

"Say you are a treasure!



Poof!

Qi Yuncheng turned around, and the white handkerchief hit the sitting Luan Yunping in the face accurately. Even though it was just a white handkerchief, there was a lot of flour on it.

So in an instant, all kinds of flour flew on Luan Yunping's face and clothes, splashing everywhere, and the stage effect completely exploded.

The audience was almost laughing out loud.

"Hooh!



After being photographed, her whole body was covered in flour. Luan Yunping yelled with a bitter expression and quickly got up, trying to find Qi Yuncheng, but he had already slipped into the background.

There is no way.

Then he had to chase.

At the same time, the entire cross talk ended.

And the moment it ends.

The audience doesn’t know how much they like it.

The applause continued.

But after a while, Shaobing came on stage, and for no other reason than to take down the big fan and helmet.

But it was just such a scene, and many viewers were already overjoyed.

This cross talk is really fun.

……

"How's it going? It's okay!"

Among all kinds of lively sounds.

Qi Yuncheng, Kong Yunlong, Shaobing, Xiaosi and others were all beating Luan Yunping's body with flour in the side curtain.
To be continued...
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