"How to try? There is an introducer who introduces a young apprentice to the shopkeeper. When the young apprentice comes, the shopkeeper looks at it like this."

Originally Qi Yuncheng was holding the table with both hands, but he picked it up and looked down at it.

Stand-up comedy has strong storytelling and full of interest.

But no matter what, people need to be involved and immersed in the situation, and to be able to do this, the characters' performances need to be vivid.

Shopkeeper Hao's character is stingy and a drinker, so he has to act out his character.

"Are you my apprentice?

Ah.

Let me give you something to look at!"

As he spoke, Qi Yuncheng pointed to his side, "Open the cupboard door and take out a bottle of wine. What is this?

Shanxi Fenjiu.

No!

”

One person plays two roles. Qi Yuncheng tilted his head to look at his little apprentice, and at the same time he had to explain, "Why not?"

He thought to himself, this is someone who knows how to drink. Not only does he know about alcohol, he even knows the places where alcohol is produced. How can I stand it? Don’t, let’s go.

Introducer, find me another one."

"Later, I don't know what happened, but someone spread the news to our house. When I heard this, I volunteered."

Qi Yuncheng's voice was a little louder and he looked so happy, "I said I would become an apprentice, but my father and mother didn't agree.

Then what's your job? I heard that they don't care about food, so I have to go.

When the introducer comes, I will go to that station, behave myself, and be honest."

"You want to be my apprentice? Do you know how much work you have to do?

Got it.

Let me give you something to look at, what is this?"

It still refers to the same action as before. The audience knows that this is wine without having to listen to the explanation.

"Actually, I understood it, but I still pretended to shake my head, not knowing.

He's still worried about some tricks.

So look what is this?

I pretend not to know.

You smell it."

Qi Yuncheng looked like he was holding something in his hands, smelled it, and suddenly blurted out, "Horse piss!"

The words fell.

The audience in the small theater was full of smiles.

This stand-up comedy is different from his counterpart. He doesn't pursue any big baggage, and his voice is crisp and clear.

The reason is to listen to stories, have fun and be interesting.

But at this time, Qi Yuncheng, who played Shopkeeper Hao, sighed happily, "Oh, but here comes a good apprentice, okay, okay, let's keep him.

So he left me behind.

The introducer next to me is so angry.

I thought to myself, what's the matter, okay, don't, Ma Pi scolded you, but you left him alone, what's wrong with this guy?

Little did he know that the shopkeeper was afraid that people would steal his wine.

As a result, I became his apprentice there."

……

Stop talking here.

Suddenly, there was some movement on the side curtain.

Dalin, Meng Hetang, Zhou Hang and others were all here watching, after all, it would be good to come and listen to the stand-up comedy.

But suddenly the Marquis came in.

Holding two plastic bags in hand.

"Come, eat some sugar cane. I just ran out and bought it. It looks pretty good."

Seeing Mr. Hou bringing these things over, several people around him were stunned, but one of them still took one and started chewing it.

Then they all vomited in the bag brought by the Marquis.

The same is true for Hou Zhen himself, but even if he eats sugar cane, there is absolutely no way to stop his mouth.

Qi Yuncheng, who was looking at the stage while chewing, spoke.

"It's rare to talk one-liners these days, but Yuncheng's ability is not low, so listen up.

By the way, sugar cane is good to eat.

In particular, it has a lot of crude fiber. During repeated chewing, it is like a toothbrush brushing your teeth. It can clean the remaining dirt in the mouth and clean the mouth.

Moreover, the large amount of sucrose in sugar cane can supplement the human body with sufficient human energy, and can prevent hypoglycemia and eliminate fatigue and heatstroke.

Isn’t it summer? Eating is a good thing, and the young man who just sold me something was a bit outrageous.

I said I don’t want so much, I insist on having this much.

Is this what you are saying?

Isn’t this a lot of money for me to waste?”

……

Get it, get it, get it.

Mr. Hou began to popularize various sciences.

But Dalin, Meng Hetang, and Zhou Hang took the white sugar cane and did not take three bites. They had never heard of eating sugar cane and suffering this penalty.

My brain is almost boiling.

When the Marquis saw that they didn't move much, he quickly said, "Eat, it's a good thing to eat this sugar cane. Your master can't eat it because he has diabetes."

"Eat! How can you not eat?"

"Well, eat! Eat!"

"That's right, eat them all, thank you Mr. Hou!"

All three of them spoke perfunctorily. There was nothing they could do about it. With their seniority here, how could they be disobedient?

You have to eat it even if it’s poisonous.

After finishing talking about this topic, Hou Zhen started talking about the Chuan Xi Club in front of him. After all, he drove there, and the topic didn't stop at all.

As for Meng Hetang and the others, they could only listen and look eagerly at Qi Yuncheng on the stage.

Qi Yuncheng is now talking about the fun part.

"I worked as his apprentice, but I didn't have enough to eat. He had to play cards that night, and he stayed all night long and didn't come back until dawn.

After you came back, he woke you up from your sleep in the winter."

"Get up!

It's very cold in the house, let's light the stove."

"It's cold when he comes back. He's lying down to sleep, so I have to light the stove. As soon as it's dawn, or sometimes even before it's dawn, I have to light the stove.

There is still trouble in the mouth.

Our briquettes have a certain value when burned. How many are burned every day, how many are burned in a month, and what do you hear?

I said eh."

Qi Yuncheng stretched out his finger and made a number, "He called me for three days in a row, and I got angry. On the fourth day, I had an idea.

This day the sky is full of stars. He is back, and he lost today.

Get up! Light the stove.

I said, let’s light the stove.

I lit the stove and it was quite warm. I also stayed in the room, waiting for him to sleep soundly. I went over and called him."

Qi Yuncheng immediately became anxious, and his hands were somewhat pushing, "The shopkeeper's shopkeeper! Get up, get up!

He doesn't know what's going on. What's going on?

I don’t count the briquettes I burn every day, but today I counted them and found a total of forty-eight.
To be continued...