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Chapter 372: Di Si goes down to earth(1/2)

Two days passed in a blink of an eye.

On April 16, a small flying saucer with a diameter of only five meters took off from the back of the moon.

After circling the moon halfway, it was thrown out by gravity and threw it towards the earth.

At about 2 pm Hangzhou time, the UFO came over the clouds.

"Why is the Ark of the Covenant here?" A little gray man, who was only 1.5 meters tall, was lying in the cabin, wrinkling his nostrils, expressing confusion.

The little gray man was wearing a silver tights, with a small black eye-shaped metal instrument flying beside his ears, and was playing with a diamond-shaped bottle in his hand.

This person is Dies, with big eyes and dark face.

The signal to confirm that the ark of the covenant was in a park below. He turned on the optical stealth mode of the spacecraft and landed directly.

A small tree in the park was crushed and the lawn was burned directly.

The next second, one side of the flying saucer suddenly became transparent, and a fan-shaped door opened, and Dies walked out so generously!

At this moment, there is a middle-aged bald man walking his birds in the park.

When he saw Dice appear, he was shocked.

The image of Dies is really classic. The image of aliens that humans portray most are such big heads, hairless, pure black eyes, flat nose, no auricle, short stature, gray skin...

The middle-aged bald man blinked his eyes and saw such a freak coming towards him. He was so scared that he froze that he didn't dare to move. His hand fell to the ground with a soft bird cage and the door was knocked open.

A canary flew out of the bird cage, and seemed to be frightened by some kind of breath to forget how it flew. She stumbled in the air, and finally her head was stuck on a big tree and fell to the ground.

Dis paused, as if he realized that he had accidentally leaked some domineeringly, so he regained the pheromone again and became harmless without any irritating transmitters.

He is different from Omazo. The guy almost doesn't control his body at all, while Dies is proficient in this way. In addition, he likes to come to Earth to play, the terrifying pheromones of powerful creatures can be suppressed so that they are not leaked at all.

I just came down to earth and didn't adjust it properly, so I was shocked by the birds.

As for the middle-aged bald man, his senses were too insensitive and he lost his beastly instinct. Instead, he was only scared by Dies' image, not by his breath.

"You...who are you!" the middle-aged bald man exclaimed, his voice deformed.

While walking towards him, Dies waved calmly: "Those who made the movie."

His Chinese language is extremely simple, and his Mandarin is extremely standard, with a straight and clear pronunciation.

The sound is a bit weird, sharp and loud. It sounds like a normal person in daily life. The first reaction is that a child is deliberately raising his voice and speaking. Or... like a eunuch holding a tone and speaking loudly.

"Oh... it turned out to be a movie..." The middle-aged bald man breathed a sigh of relief.

After saying this, he actually believed it. After all, if he wanted the other party to be an alien, he really didn't want to accept the truth.

It's not reasonable. How could an alien suddenly come to me? And he also said that he was making a movie? So this must be really making a movie.

"I was scared to death, I thought you were an alien!"

The middle-aged bald man said that he could not see the flying saucer. As for the broken branches and the lawn, he automatically thought that it was designed by the crew's technician in advance.

"Brother, you look good, you look like you! But it's a bit bad, it's just a bit cliché and uncreative!"

"Hey, you're not a child, right? By the way, where are your cameras? Am I disturbing you? Or are you shooting a variety show? A prank on the street?"

He had been asking questions all the time, and he was so curious.

Dies did not comment on this and walked straight to a obviously turned soil.

He stared for a moment, and a detector with a small black eyes suddenly flew out of the flying saucer and scanned the soil.

The middle-aged bald man was startled again. In his eyes, he didn't see where this thing flew out.

"You... your flying prop is so high-tech." He said.

However, Dies ignored him, and the soil in front of him suddenly rose, as if it was exploded inside.

"Bang!" A wave of air lifted up dust, shocking the middle-aged bald man backwards repeatedly, and slap in his mouth.

"No...bah! How much explosives did your program team buried in the park?"

The middle-aged bald man said and came up again, and saw a pit on the ground, while Dies had a strange ball on his right hand and a camera in his left hand.

Dies did not play the video. He swept his detection ball and knew the content, and he couldn't help but wrinkle his nostrils.

Seeing his vivid expression, the middle-aged bald man began to realize that it didn't look like a leather cover. After all, there was no leather cover, or a fake nose with sticky makeup, which could move the tip of the nose.

"Are you really a leather hood? This nose and eyeballs look like it is." He couldn't help but stretch out his fingers and poked Dis' dark eyes.

Suddenly, Dies trembled and his emotions were out of control. The middle-aged bald man seemed to have looked at him in great fear and screamed in surprise.

"Ahhhhhh!" the middle-aged bald man screamed, his hands and feet stumbled to the ground.

The sharp shouts of "Fez" sounded at the same time.

Dice shouted Fez's name loudly, and a terrifying aura spread out. The middle-aged bald man was both shattered and suffocated.

"Sad people on earth, you are always so ignorant and obedient, and even the Lord dares to betray the Lord..."

"Huaji, you are dead. No one on this planet can protect you!"

Dies was so angry that he couldn't help himself. Then he ignored the middle-aged bald man and asked the detection ball to collect the spores left by Brando in the soil, and turned around and walked towards the flying saucer.

"Ahhh! Aliens! There are aliens here! He is going to kill people, and the earth is going to be destroyed!" the middle-aged bald man shouted hysterically.

He saw with his own eyes that Dies stepped into the invisible flying saucer and then disappeared.

Then, where the branches in front of me were overwhelmed, it seemed that there was some kind of translucent object, which suddenly took off! It seemed that the transparent object was vaguely blurred when it was moving at high speed.

"Come! There are aliens!"

The middle-aged bald man gradually came back to his energy. He felt that his legs and feet were no longer weak, so he quickly got up and ran and shouted.

He rushed to a place with a lot of people in the park, and when he saw people, he grabbed him and said there were aliens.

Unfortunately, everyone thought he was crazy and hid from him like a plague god.

The middle-aged bald man ran to the police station again, panting and pulling the police to talk wildly.

"I...I'll go...comrade police! It's so scary! Really!"

"Don't worry, what's wrong?" A policeman poured a glass of water and handed it to him.

The middle-aged bald man gasped and said, "Don't be afraid if I say it..."

"We are policemen, we are not afraid." The policeman said.

He pointed outside and said, "I just ran into an alien and could still 'bang'! So terrifying!"

The policeman twitched his lips, couldn't help but lean back, and looked at his colleague blankly.

My colleague was also confused and had never taken on such a case.

The policeman said with a strange expression: "Is the 'Alien' you mentioned a nickname? What bang? He has a bomb? Where is it?"

The middle-aged bald man said with a bitter face: "Not a nickname! He is a big head, big eyes, short and terrifying alien! That's it!"

He drew a little gray man on the paper, vivid and classic image of an alien on the screen.

"Swish..." The policeman grinned.

Then he shook his head, took back the paper and asked, "Name."

The middle-aged bald man said in surprise: "How can I know the alien's name? He didn't say a few words in total, oh by the way! He seemed to have called a person's life, called Fez!"

The police waved his hand and said, "I'm asking for your name."

"Really, go and inquire, I have never lie in my life. There are really aliens, and he wants to kill people!" said the middle-aged bald man anxiously.

The police frowned and said, "Who should I kill?"

"What does it seem to be called... funny?"

"Puchi..." The colleague next to him couldn't help laughing.

The police officer in charge of the reception said silently, looked around speechlessly, and finally sighed: "Name."

"It's just funny, I don't know what my surname is." The middle-aged bald man said seriously with wide eyes.

"Hiss!" The policeman took a deep breath and frowned, "I'm asking for your name!"

"Oh, you care what my surname is! Alien! He came on a flying saucer! He greeted me at first, but then ignored me. He dug something in the park and left. You guys come with me to take a look." The middle-aged bald man said anxiously.

The policeman sighed, "What did he dig?"

"One ball, and another camera!" said the middle-aged bald man.

The policeman said helplessly: "What else did he tell you..."

The middle-aged bald man said truthfully: "He said he was making a movie!"

"Haha..." The colleague laughed.

The policeman who was asking questions closed his eyes, held his forehead, and then said in a deep voice: "Say the name."

The middle-aged bald man spread his hands and said, "How could I know what his movie is called? He only said to make movies, but he didn't say the name!"

"Oh, damn!" The colleague laughed and stood up.

The policeman was speechless, and he slapped the table and said, "I'm asking your name!"
To be continued...
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