Chapter 343 Sorry, Invalid Command 40
"I want to learn to kiss! It is said that it is a wonderful feeling of rapid secretion of adrenaline, oxytocin, dopamine and other hormones!"
Mushroom was eager to try, stood up, and extended its robotic arm infinitely——
Yun Tuan held down an arm stretched out towards her, "But we are machines, we don't secrete hormones, and even our moods are programmed."
The mushroom suddenly softened like a deflated rubber ball, and the two lengthened mechanical arms hung feebly on both sides of the iron bucket. He said aggrievedly: "I knew it, you said so..."
Also?
Yun Tuan looked at Ning Xi Xi sitting behind the bar again.
Ning Xixi put on an ugly smile and said, "Yes, it kisses people whenever it catches them these days. The police have come several times. If this continues, the coffee shop will be closed down."
"Shiigugu, do you want to become a human?" Yun Tuan said seriously.
Shiitake nodded, "Humans created me. They are gods. Even if I have a malfunction, the maintenance technician can fix it in no time. Give me a second, third, and Nth life. I want to become them."<
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Yun Tuan suddenly remembered a sentence - Anyone who has a dream is great.
However, some goals are really out of reach, so give up in time and let yourself go.
"Look, we don't have organs that can secrete hormones. Even if we imitate their intimacy behavior, it's just two pieces of simulated skin sticking together. There will be no other feeling."
Yun Tuan tried to explain in a tactful tone, but the robot's tone was always quite satisfactory, without any waves.
Ning Xixi suddenly spoke up, "Yeah, you've tried it so many times, you should get tired of it, and change what you want to learn."
Yun Tuan heard a thousand entanglements and helplessness from this sentence, and couldn't help but feel deep sympathy - this girl was probably at the hands of a "vicious hand" a long time ago.
"Oh." The mushroom wilted and looked blankly at the rolling shutter door.
With the rain hitting the delicate flowers, the petals are scattered all over the ground.
Yun Tuan supported his head and said, "You should practice your expressions first. Actually, this face is still very handsome. When you save enough money later, you can get a simulated body."
Shiigugu raised his eyelids, "Ah, really?"
"Well, if you don't believe me, just ask her." Yun Tuan pointed at Ning Xi Xi. The small tentacles in his pocket moved very violently, but she held them tightly.
When Ning Xixi saw that the topic had returned to her, her expression froze, "Yeah, he's handsome."
Shiitake immediately jumped up, went to dig into his piggy bank, and poured out all the crumpled coins inside to count.
"One, two, three..."
Yun Tuan walked to Ning Xi Xi and took out the shrunken tentacles that were twisting like maggots, "This, see if it can still be used, it's so noisy."
Ning Xixi glanced at the little tentacles with disgust, and while Shiitake was counting the money, she pointed at the ground with two or three tentacles.
Yun Tuan was lying on the counter, leaning forward and pretending to look at the wine, his eyes darting up and down quickly.
But they saw that about half of Ning Xixi's body was nailed to the ground by iron nails, and the middle part of her body was tightly pinched by a wide iron ring!
"You..."
"Yes, so I can't."
In the background, Shiitake is still counting money, "One, two, three..."
Yun Tuan wrote by hand on the wine bottle, "It?"
In Yun Tuan's questioning eyes, Ning Xixi nodded.
Yun Tuan touched the tip of his nose with his hand, turned sideways to avoid the surveillance, and made a few mouth gestures - Don't move for now, I'll think of a solution.
"Four, five, six——"
Yun Tuan secretly threw the crazily squirming severed limb to the ground. She walked back to her seat and stretched to attract attention.
"How much does it cost to change to a simulated body? I also want to change to one with a bit of a curve."
"The worst is 40 million, the best is 700 million." Shiitake still lowered his head.
"How much do you have now?"
"Four hundred thousand."
Chapter completed!