Xi Zhicai

Author: Luo Jiuyou

Xi Zhicai

Zhao Kuangyin, the Emperor of Song Dynasty: Don’t talk nonsense, Zhao Gou is not an emperor of the Song Dynasty.

Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: Grandpa Taizu...

Emperor Taizong of Song Dynasty Zhao Guangyi: Gou'er, have you really practiced the skills of eunuchs?

Song Taizong Zhao Guangyi: You... you are unworthy descendants, come to Taizong to find me once you go!

Emperor Taizong of Song Dynasty Zhao Guangyi: I have to beat you, an unworthy descendant, to death!!!

...

The central flat plane of the Han Dynasty.

Song Gaozong Zhao Gou stopped suddenly, followed the system interface in grief and anger and said:

"Wait... Emperor Taizong... Emperor Taizu... I have not practiced the eunuch's skills as a eunuch. It was Zhu Qizhen who slandered me!"

"I just... just... I just exchanged for an ordinary martial art... I feel a little weird."

Suddenly, a group of birds flew past from a distance, and the crisp sound of birds singing rang out.

Zhao Gou, the Song Gaozong, who was already angry, raised his head with a gloomy face, looked at the birds coldly, pinched the magic tricks, and cursed:

"What's the name!"

"Shut up!"

A thick black mist flew out from the palm of Song Gaozong Zhao Gou, covering the birds.

"Bang bang bang"

After a few breaths, one bird corpse after another that was rotten to the point where only bones were left, kept hitting the ground.

Seeing this scene, Song Gaozong Zhao Gou smiled, patted Huang Zhong on the shoulder, and said proudly:

"Hansheng, what's wrong with you? Could it be that you were scared silly?"

"Don't worry, you are my only confidant general. After a few days, I will let you copy the [Immortal Demonic Art]."

"Then Li Shimin, Emperor Taizong of Tang, often said, "I held a bow and arrow, and Yuchi Jingde held a spear and followed me, even if millions of people are like me."

"When you and I have made great progress in cultivation, we will go to Emperor Taizong of Tang to let him see how powerful my immortal skills are!"

Seeing that his Majesty had been practicing for the first time, he learned such a strange magic in just a short while. Huang Zhong said with a serious expression:

"Your Majesty, what you have cultivated is really an immortal?"

"The last general has never heard of such cruel magical powers!"

While speaking, Huang Zhong pointed at the birds that were tragic and tragic on the ground around him.

Song Gaozong Zhao Gou was about to take out the [Immortal Demonic Art] and take a good look at what he was practicing.

Suddenly, in the chat group, Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen was spreading rumors again and insisting on letting him start a live broadcast, proving that he did not castrate himself.

The angry Emperor Gaozong of Song Dynasty, Zhao Gou, couldn't help but quarrel with Emperor Yingzong of Ming Dynasty, Zhu Qizhen on the chat interface.

...

Not far away.

Guo Jia looked at the surrounding scenery with interest and said with emotion:

"Zhicai, it seems that we are watching the sky by landing on the well. I didn't expect that those people can even know magic."

"I'm afraid, "the sky splits" and "the fire crows fly into the sky", these two things are true, not rumors."

Xi Zhicai squatted down, reached out and grabbed a handful of soil, took it to his eyes, and observed it over and over again, sighed:

"I'm afraid, you and I are just falling into the trap this time. This person has such a way, so it's definitely not easy."

"If I had known this, I might as well not escape and leave with those sneaky people."

Speaking of this, there was a hint of helplessness on his face, whether it was Guo Jia or Xi Zhicai.

Overnight, the world was in chaos!

At first, rumors spread, saying that an immortal was fighting in Luoyang, and even the sky was broken, and it had not healed until now.

It is also said that there were immortals in Liangzhou who fought and the whole sky was burning.

Later, Xi Zhicai accidentally discovered that someone was secretly inquiring about his news, and in desperation, he had to sneak away.

I wanted to come to my close friend's house to hide for a while, but I found that the close friend was the same. Therefore, the two of them hid in the deep mountains and forests.

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In the chat group.

Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: Wanyan Gou, why am I scolding you? I am clearly telling the truth!

Emperor Gaozong of Song Dynasty Zhao Gou: Damn, Zhu Qizhen, you wait, I have to crush you and throw you into ashes!

Emperor Gaozu of Sui Dynasty, Yang Jian: Okay, don’t argue again.

Emperor Gaozu of Han: Emperor Gaozong of Song, did you have problems with your cultivation? That’s not a trivial matter?

Liu Bang, Emperor Gaozu of Han: I'll go find you now. I heard that there are some techniques in the chat group mall that can make men neither male nor female.

Emperor Gaozong of Song Dynasty Zhao Gou: Neither a man nor a woman...that's not...wait, Emperor Gaozu of Han, you dare to scold me!!!

Liu Bang, Emperor Gaozu of Han: Ahem, I was right, did you not read the last page of [Sword of Evil-Breaking Sword]?

Zhu Youjian, the Emperor Sizong of Ming Dynasty: What was written on the last page? Neither a man nor a woman, then wasn’t he a eunuch?

Emperor Taizong of Ming Dynasty Zhu Di: Wanyan Gou, what happened to you in your cultivation?

...

The central flat plane of the Han Dynasty.

After seeing the words of Emperor Taizong of Ming Dynasty, Zhao Gou of Song Dynasty suddenly felt a hint of hope in his heart and said:

"I remember that in the chat group, the Ming Dynasty, which was the only one who was the leader, was the richest, raised birds and beasts, and built fairy boats."

"I'm afraid that Emperor Taizong of Ming has also practiced the martial arts. With him here, he will definitely be able to see what happened to me."

After saying that, Emperor Gaozong of Song Dynasty, Zhao Gou looked at Guo Jia and Xi Zhicai not far away with regret, these two famous strategists in Zhongping's dynasty!

After handing the [History of Han] in his arms to Huang Zhong, Song Gaozong Zhao Gou called out the space channel and said:

"Hansheng, you will recruit them for me, and you must recruit them."

"Gold, silver, jewelry, fame, wealth, as long as they can surrender to me, I promise them the position of Grand Tutor and Prime Minister!"

After saying that, Emperor Gaozong of Song Dynasty, Zhao Gou, ran into the space passage quickly, and was not worried that Huang Zhong would escape with [Han History].

...

Yongle plane of Ming Dynasty.

Seeing the chat interface, Emperor Gaozong of Song Dynasty Zhao Gou did not say anything, Emperor Taizong of Ming Dynasty Zhu Di glanced at Prince Zhu Biao and then said:

"Wanyan Gou, if not, would you come to Yongle in person?"

When the prince Zhu Biao saw this, he said:

"The fourth brother, if there is a problem with Emperor Gaozong of Song really practices, he can only find Yujian."

Emperor Taizong of Ming Dynasty, Zhu Di sighed with a bitter smile:

"Brother, you are so kind and ruthless. Wanyan Gou is an emperor of the Song Dynasty. What does it have to do with the Ming Dynasty?"

"If the father knew, he would definitely be angry..."

Before he finished speaking, a dark space passage suddenly appeared.

...

In the chat group.

Liu Bang, the Emperor Gaozu of Han: You said, what happened to Emperor Gaozong of Song in his practice? Why was he so panicked?

Liu Bang, Emperor Gaozu of Han: Unfortunately, I only exchanged magic weapons, but no exercises.

Emperor Taizong of Tang Li Shimin: I don’t know about this. Perhaps it is because I have not exchanged for the spirit stones and my cultivation is too slow.

Emperor Yingzong of Ming Dynasty Zhu Qizhen: Spirit Stone???

Emperor Yingzong of the Ming Dynasty Zhu Qizhen: I still need spiritual stones to practice? Why don’t I know?

Emperor Suzong of Tang Dynasty Li Heng: Why did you know?

Emperor Suzong of Tang Dynasty Li Heng: I am all curious, do you have points?

Qin Shihuang Ying Zheng: If there is no spirit stone, there will be no spiritual energy in the world, and it will be impossible to practice at all.

Song Taizong Zhao Guangyi: Practicing martial arts requires a lot of meat, as well as elixirs and medicinal materials.

Emperor Wu of Wei Cao: I think the Confucian and Taoist practices are good, and it seems that they do not need spiritual energy.

Emperor Wu of Wei Cao: But, he is so righteous and unaware of what he is.
Chapter completed!