Chapter 63
62: Teacher Hayano is easy to deceive
Author: More vulgar than vulgar
62: Teacher Hayano is easy to deceive
"The Samurai's Duel...is indeed the Japanese version." An Zeliang sighed with emotion.
Because in Japan, sexual harassment requires imprisonment, ranging from one to three years. But if you fight each other, you will usually only be detained for a few days, and then you will have to pay some money and be done with it.
From this point of view, the choice of simulated personality is indeed the right one.
Moreover, because the self in the simulation knows which parts of the human body are particularly painful when hit, it can also detect whether it constitutes a serious injury. In this way, you only need to pay a small amount of money and be detained for a day, in exchange for a breath of bad breath and pleasure.
The body and mind are directly related to blood.
then.
The simulation continues.
[You started testing portable toys for men, and you posted a lot of test videos on YouTube]
[Not many people watched your reviews at first, but because you persisted in reviewing and your reviews were always very detailed, your videos gradually became popular and received rave reviews.]
[When you were testing portable toys for men, you also told your fans that most people are divided into three sizes: large, extra large and super large, and these three different groups of people have different sizes of portable toys suitable for them]
[Only if you use the right type, you will feel comfortable, if you use the wrong type, it will be very uncomfortable]
[Netizens think your words are very reasonable, and based on your evaluation, they found out what grade they belong to, and then purchased appropriate props to use]
[As expected, your video went viral again with rave reviews]
[At the same time, some netizens are also curious about what level you are in? You answer them and say that you are an invincible large size, which belongs to the fourth level of specifications, far exceeding ordinary people]
[Netizens naturally don’t believe what you say. Some netizens left messages saying you are bragging, asking you to put away your humble self-esteem]
[You were very unhappy. In order to prove that you were not lying, you went to the most authoritative hospital in Tokyo and spent a large sum of money to have a female doctor there perform a physical examination on you and issue a detailed physical examination report]
Seeing this plot, An Zeliang couldn't help but complain: "This maverick behavior is really different."
Would a normal person do such a thing?
Probably not?
It feels a bit outrageous.
But for some reason, An Zeliang also wanted to see the attitude of netizens after the medical examination report was revealed.
[After you finished the physical examination, you made an appointment with the female doctor for a night]
[The next day, you sent your physical examination report to YouTube. When netizens saw the authoritative report, they all fell silent]
[Some netizens don’t believe it. You asked her to watch it offline and then fucked her all night]
[Later, many invitations from female netizens appeared in the background of your social account, and you refused them all, and you dyed your hair yellow specifically for this purpose]
[After you are dyed with this layer of yellow hair, you are no longer a mortal, and the pure love in the world can no longer be stained by half]
[You look at yourself in the mirror with yellow hair, muttering something to your mind]
[From now on, you will start a different life as an internet celebrity]
[Your popularity on YouTube is also getting higher and higher, and you were even once rated as the most classy man in Japan]
"Isn't this maverick route and what it sets up not quite right?" An Zeliang couldn't help complaining.
Is this what it means to be different?
Does noble behavior mean to help young otakus popularize science?
Very outrageous!
Very outrageous!
[After you arrived at school, Teacher Hayano suddenly called you into an empty office and asked you if you had posted videos on YouTube]
[You are a little confused, how could Mr. Hayano know such a thing? 】
[Mr. Hayano replied that I just accidentally found you, and then saw your photo in the evaluation video, and found you]
[You ask Mr. Hayano, how is your evaluation video? How is the effect of the props? Mr. Hayano thought about it and said, not bad... But soon, Mr. Hayano came back to his senses, blushed and said not to go off topic! 】
[Mr. Hayano admonishes you for not studying hard and studying strange things all day long. This is not what a student should do]
[Tell Mr. Hayano that you are helping the public to identify and can save many people a lot of money. You are not wasting time]
[Teacher Hayano thought about it and thought it made sense, because she bought a lot of high-quality props through your review video and saved a lot of unnecessary money]
[Mr. Hayano came to his senses again and warned you seriously. As a student, you should not make this kind of video]
[Finally, you promised the teacher to take her to play games after school, and Teacher Hayano let you go]
[Only when you came to Mr. Hayano’s house did you realize that Mr. Hayano really asked you to take her to play games]
[You lamented that Mr. Hayano is really innocent and is very addicted to games. As long as she sees an NPC asking for help in the game, she will frantically charge money to save the NPC]
"Teacher Hayano, you are indeed a pervert." An Zeliang complained.
It should be said that those who can watch the evaluation video are not simple characters.
but.
Why do you feel that Mr. Hayano is easy to deceive?
NPCs need to pay money to ask for help!
After thinking about it for a while, the simulation continued.
[Your review videos are becoming more and more popular, and you have become a big internet celebrity at home and abroad]
【one year later】
[In the evening, you took a female internet celebrity to a barbecue. You ordered a lot of oysters and went to the hotel together after eating.]
[The next day, you were about to take the subway to go to school, and suddenly you felt a little uncomfortable in your stomach. It might be because you ate too many oysters and drank alcohol last night]
[You looked at the crowd around you and bet this was just a fart]
【But, you lost the bet】
【And lost completely】
[That day, everyone in the carriage fell into an unforgettable nightmare for many years]
[This simulation ends]
"!!?"
An Zeliang's eyes widened slightly, showing a shocked expression.
This guy……
at the same time.
Simulated settlement has also begun.
Chapter completed!