Chapter 24 Is this joke funny?
Wu Yang looked at the depressed Wu Shengqi and his mouth twitched violently.
Sure enough, women are all born actors. If Wu Yang had not passed the level long ago, he might have believed it.
Do you think Wu Yang was thinking of the way to kill the gangsters himself? They were all referenced by examples. The evil plan actually added a "seal" to Wu Shengqi's silly and sweet character.
But now...
I turned a blind eye to what I should do to perform with you and tried my best to perform.
Wu Yang smiled sincerely. If he hadn't known the inside story, he would have wanted to come forward and comfort him.
"Sister Qiqi is fine, she is as beautiful, kind, cute and generous as you, it doesn't matter."
Wu Shengqi seemed to have had enough courage. While nodding heavily, she clenched her hands into fists and tried hard from top to bottom.
"Wu Yang, what do you want to eat at night."
"I like it as long as it is made by Sister Qiqi."
"Okay, I'll prepare in advance now." Wu Shengqi said, and when he walked past Wu Yang, he stuffed him a small green piece of crystal.
He also encouraged Wu Yang again, "You must exercise well, too."
"I know Sister Qiqi."
Wu Yang smiled sweeter as he looked at the reward given to him by the rich woman.
He always feels like he is being kept, and he is not a little rich woman who supports him.
Zhang Yingying, Wu Shengqi, maybe she can add Annie or something.
Hiss, when I think about it, I seem to have some talent in this area. He was simply unintentionally planted willows and was inexplicably maintained for a long time.
Don't say it, it tastes so good.
After eating it in one bite, Wu Yang looked at his panel properties again.
Name: Wu Yang
Age: 16
Occupation: Meat Shield
Level: Level 1 [Black Iron Level]
Strength: 16
Speed: 16
Defense: 35.01
Skills: [Long Stick Fighting Level 1], [Battle of Rampage Level 1], [Sword Mastery] 4%
Female resistance:-2
The green crystal block has increased by five points at a time, and its defense has the pre-prediction of being beaten before. Now, Wu Yang's defense has reached level three.
This means that after leaving the city, ordinary low-level monsters Wu Yang may not be able to kill them. But they will definitely not be able to kill Wu Yang.
Thinking of this, Wu Yang felt a little relieved.
However, when Wu Yang thought of the cracks in the sky, he felt a little worried. Compared to the things that were out of control, it was more stable to control it in his hands.
Although there are many people who like excitement, Wu Yang does not have that kind of hobby.
In the evening, Wu Yang and Wu Shengqi sat at the table for dinner.
It can be seen that although Wu Shengqi tried his best to show that calmness, Wu Shengqi was still quite scared when she was alone in the room with a man she had just met for two days.
Wu Yang had no choice but to laugh more and eat quickly. He would tell a few jokes and make Wu Shengqi happy.
"Two men and one woman ride a horse. The man sits in the middle and the woman sits in the back! Because the road is not very good, the horse is very bumpy. The woman always hits the guy in the middle with the mountain. After a while, the man riding the horse is unhappy and turns around and looks at the buddy in the middle: Brother, what do you mean?"
"Hahaha..." Wu Yang finished speaking, laughing wildly with his thighs, but it stopped suddenly. "Sister Qiqi, why don't you laugh?"
Wu Shengqi's eyes were trembling, and her hands were shaking.
Wu Yang frowned. It was right. This kind of joke was too unrestrained for Wu Shengqi.
"Then I'll change..."
Before Wu Yang could say it, Wu Shengqi ran away quickly, and while running, he said, "No need! Wu Yang, eat quickly, otherwise the food will be cold. I'll go wash the dishes!"
Wu Shengqi, who ran to the kitchen, stared at the door with a kitchen knife.
My brother said that if Wu Yang dared to run away immediately if she had something to do with men and women.
Although Wu Shengqi is kind, she is also a little stupid.
But she could still understand this straightforward color joke, because the married sisters in the neighborhood said this all day long.
Wu Yang, who was sitting at the table, was stunned at Wu Shengqi who had left in a hurry, and did not react for a moment.
But thinking about it, it’s better to be more obedient and behave and finish the meal quickly.
Then he walked into the kitchen with a bright smile on his face.
With eyes facing each other, both of them seemed to see something bad from each other's eyes.
Wu Yang tried to make himself smile brighter and more sincerely. But in Wu Shengqi's eyes, this guy was a manifestation of his growing evil thoughts.
"Don't come here!" Wu Shengqi was already crying.
"I...I think there must be some misunderstanding between us." Wu Yang put the plate aside, raised his hands, and his smile became more and more harmless.
But in Wu Shengqi's eyes, Wu Yang and his brother's description at this moment became more and more in line with the appearance of the erotic demon.
A hypocritical smile, deliberately relaxing words, and a little closer step.
At this moment, Wu Shengqi was like a furry cat, huddling in the corner with sharp claws exposed.
Wu Yang finally realized Wu Shengqi's worries and smiled bitterly, "I am so like a person with bad intentions?"
Wu Shengqi shook her head desperately, "Not like it!"
"Then... forget it, I'll go back to sleep."
Wu Yang finally gave up explaining something. It was obvious that Wu Shengqi was in an extremely sensitive mood at this moment.
When Wu Yang walked to the door, Wu Shengqi said softly.
"Good night."
"Good night."
"I will prepare breakfast tomorrow morning to help you put it in the kitchen."
"good……"
Wu Yang was amused and crying.
He looks so handsome, he doesn't look like a bad guy.
The next morning, Wu Yang got up early and left a note for Wu Shengqi. He added an apology letter, and then he had breakfast and went out.
He thought about it before going to bed, it was really not appropriate for a lonely man and a widow to tell color jokes. Although he had no jokes except color jokes.
When we arrived at the school gate, we saw a beautiful landscape attracting the attention of countless students passing by.
The unknown tights made of black animal skin are actually not tight, but Anne has forced it into this state.
Even though she was wearing a loose long gown outside, she still couldn't stop the proud capital exposed inside.
and……
You still have to take off when fighting.
"Wu Yang, you are late again."
Annie saw Wu Yang from a distance, and stepped forward in three or two steps, and threw the stick in her hand over.
Wu Yang had quick eyes and quick hands, and he reached out to his hands...
Dong!
Wu Yang had an intimate contact with the ground on the spot.
Is it so heavy?
Wu Yang complained secretly, but he still gritted his teeth and lifted it up little by little.
Anne walked in front first, "Punishment, take this stick and leave the city with me, just treat it as exercise."
"I'm not late." Wu Yang looked aggrieved.
"But I came earlier than you."
Wu Yang opened his mouth, okay, you have a big fist and make sense.
With difficulty carrying the stick, Wu Yang followed Annie all the way...
Chapter completed!