: Lie a great poem to show Yuhu

Author: Foxyin Badao

: Lie a great poem to show Yuhu

Suxin Medical Center.

Today's weather: cloudy.

The north wind blows, the air quality is good.

"Master, there is a fool outside the clinic!" Early in the morning, Gao Xing, who went out to buy breakfast, just took a few steps and jumped back to say.

Xia Buliang, who was brushing his teeth, took a sip of water with salt and tooth powder, and spitted white foam in his mouth, as if he was poisoned.

He cleaned his mouth and looked up at Gao, "Whatever happened all day long, I'm just a fool, I didn't do anything to you."

"But Orange Queen was taken away by him." Gao Xing added.

"Damn, you didn't say it earlier!" Xia Buliang rushed out immediately. Suxin Hospital was not happy about this universal maid tool, but Fat Orange could not be missing!

As a result, as soon as he left the door, he saw a very puzzling scene.

Orange Queen was lying on the ground, twisting her butt, and her tail was straight up. Opposite it, there was also a person doing the same movement as the Orange Cat, lying on the ground with his limbs and lifting one leg, as if it was his tail, with eyes facing each other and staring affectionately.

Xia Buliang knows this fool who imitates cat movements.

"Isn't this Brother Zhan?"

Zhan Yuhu ignored Xia Buliang and started to communicate with Orange Niangniang.

Zhan Yuhu: "Meow Meow Meow?"

Orange Niangniang: "Meow~!"

Zhan Yuhu nodded, "Meow? Meow meow!"

The Orange Queen rolled on the ground, as if she was rubbing the floor with fur. Four pink and tender flesh were waving in the air, revealing her unreserved white belly, and she kept meowing.

Then Zhan Yuhu stood up.

"Explanation?" Xia Buliangqi raised his eyebrows. If he hadn't known Zhan Yuhu, he would have to treat his brain.

"Brother Xia, you know that I am introverted. I dare not ask about living people when I investigate cases. I usually start with corpses or small animals." Zhan Yuhu explained, and even picked up Orange Niangniang. Judging from the techniques, I am definitely an old cat slave.

"What case are you investigating?" Xia Buliang knew that he was definitely not talking about the affairs of Prefect Liao's two daughters, because the case was over for them.

"There is no case, but I will first get familiar with the cats and dogs in Tongzhou City, so it will be easier to do things in the future." Zhan Yuhu explained.

"Can you understand the animal's words?" Xia Buliang speculated.

"Come on my own, I am born with a unique way of communicating with animals, just like I did just now."

"Then what did you just say?"

Zhan Yuhu looked down at the orange cat in his arms, looking embarrassed, "Do you really want me to translate it for you?"

"If this smelly cat is scolding me, then you don't need to say it." Xia Buliang also guessed that the Orange Niang didn't say anything good. After all, he castrated it with his own hands, and he didn't even let it enjoy it and get pregnant with a baby or something.

Xia Buliang felt that if he had had a good time and then he would have a greater cruelty.

But for Orange Queen, if it weren't for the sake of eating and drinking, such a big revenge would have to shit and pee on his bed.

"Haha, a smelly cat." Xia Buliang asked Zhan Yuhu to come in and speak.

I was happy to see the fool coming in, my eyes full of doubts.

"Go and buy breakfast quickly. Do you want to starve your master to death?" Xia Buliang glanced at her, "By the way, bring him another copy."

I scratched my head happily, and then went out with a light sound.

Zhan Yuhu glanced at the happy maid dress and frowned, "Your apprentice? People in the capital don't have much fun."

"And what about her tail? I think white silk is not good, so I have to use black silk." Zhan Yuhu sharply commented on Xia Buliang's aesthetic, "I spent two years in a small country in Europe. The girls all wore black silk. Black silk is so great, wear-resistant and leg-cleaning!"

No wonder Zhan Yuhu had no news in the Central Plains before, and it turned out to be an international student.

Jiuzheng just returned from abroad, and there was no time for the world to update the information about him.

"It's your business!" Xia Buliang glared at him fiercely, "I tried it myself. Those tails are not good, they have to be inserted in the back. They can't be worn out on weekdays, and at most they are used as fun in the boudoir."

Zhan Yuhu coughed lightly, "In our Central Plains, whether in the Northern Qi or the Southern Tang, our ability to accept new things is still too poor, and our customs are conservative. We really rarely see people like Brother Xia who share the same preferences as me."

"You make sense, but I won't change my black stockings to Happy."

"I didn't mention this."

"I can guess what you are thinking. You can take a female apprentice yourself and change whatever you want to change her."

One was once the chief assassin of Fenghua and Xueyue Palace, and the other was the fourth son of the leader of the God-Catcher Sect. The two got together. If they were unaware of the matter, they might think they were discussing plans for the future development of the world.

As a result, the two were discussing fiercely about stockings.

"To be honest, you haven't left Tongzhou City yet, don't you want to live for a long time, right?" Xia Buliang glanced at him.

"I have the hardship of not being able to go back. Isn't it good to have an excuse to sneak out!" Zhan Yuhu said with a frown.

"Let me tell you, if it is a tragic thing, it would be even better. Let me have fun." Xia Buliang said.

"My father arranged a marriage for me."

"I understand, resist the feudal ethics that cannibalize people, and we must bravely pursue our own happiness."

"No, no, I like that girl very much."

"It's a big deal to run away!"

"But that girl's sister is my old one... Then, you know, it's not even a problem. The most troublesome thing is that the girl who is childhood sweethearts with me later fell into the house and was sent to the palace by her family to become a beautiful girl. She was attracted by the late emperor of Northern Qi and became a concubine again."

Zhan Yuhu said in a nagging manner, but Xia Buliang's eyes widened, feeling that he knew the amazing secrets of the palace.

"So you are afraid of going back to get married and being targeted by this concubine? But the capital of the Northern Qi Dynasty has passed away for half a year. What are you afraid of a concubine living in the deep palace?" Xia Buliang said with a smile.

"But what if she was deeply favored by the late emperor of Northern Qi, she gave birth to a son and was made the crown prince, and the emperor passed away, and she became the regent empress dowager?" Zhan Yuhu raised his head and blinked, with a look of melancholy.

Xia Buliang grew up and knew that Zhan Yuhu was quite outrageous, but he didn't expect that his experience could be so outrageous.

In comparison, my identity as the chief assassin is a bit inconvenient.

"If I go back and get married, would you guess that the current Empress Dowager of Northern Qi will be forced to find an excuse to tie it into the deep palace? And I am an introverted person, so I will not be able to refuse. Then will I be killed when the Emperor of Northern Qi grows up?"

"I remember that no good ending in history is true for those who dare to play with the Emperor's Mom."

Zhan Yuhu sighed and thought of the experience of the next ten years in one step. "Unless I rebel and become the emperor myself, there will be no solution and a dead end. My father, he doesn't know how deep my relationship with the Empress Dowager is. He thinks it's just the level of playing house. If I dare to talk nonsense, it will spread rumors and discredit the royal family, and there will be no good ending."

Xia Buliang immediately felt very sympathetic to the other party and patted his shoulder, "So you found an errand from the Southern Tang Kingdom and sneaked here. Northern Qi can't control the Southern Tang Dynasty. Not to mention whether the Empress Dowager will do anything to you, once you get married, you will become a relative of the foreign country and will be bound to the fate of Northern Qi from then on."

"Brother Xia understands me! I am a low-quality playboy who likes freedom. Anyway, I can't openly refuse the marriage arranged by my father, so I just drag it out until the woman regrets the marriage."

Zhan Yuhu lay on the chair, "At worst, you can retreat to the world. Go to the damn God's Sect, spending your time here leisurely like Brother Xia, wouldn't it be nice!"

Then Xia Buliang kicked him over and kicked him off the bamboo recliner, "This is my chair, you can buy one yourself!"

Zhan Yuhu slapped his butt and sat up from the ground, "He Xin... Oh no, Brother Xia, you are so unkind!"

Xia Buliang smiled and said, "I will tie you to the Northern Qi Palace by myself! With your great gift, the Empress Dowager's reward will not be too bad!"

The two of them met in the air, and they smiled knowingly.
Chapter completed!