Three days later.

"You're just wearing this outfit (going to the class reunion?" Uncle Fat looked at me who was tidying up his clothes, and his face was full of disbelief: "Are you stupid?"

"Ah?" I looked at him in a daze, then looked down at my standard T-shirt and jeans style, and seemed to see nothing wrong.

"Don't you know what the classmate reunion is like?" Uncle Fat couldn't help but come over to give me some ideological education, but I still interrupted me.

"I know, the class reunion is also called the show-off conference, I understand."

I yawned, took out the cigarette box, and shook it in front of the fat uncle: "Is this a show-off enough?"

"Huanghe Tower 1916, okay." Uncle Fat nodded and praised. After thinking for a while, he walked into the inner room and took out a stack of money: "Come on, you can take this money and put it on your body with oil and cash?"

I almost cried at that time.

The money that Fat Uncle took out was 1100 red banknotes, which looked about 20,000 or 30,000 yuan. If he took out a show of himself, he wouldn't show off, he was just a fool.

Isn’t that obvious telling others: “I am a nouveau riche?!”

"I have a bank card in my wallet, and there are more than 5,000 cash, enough." I politely declined, and then went out in a flash, fearing that the fat uncle would chase me out and get the money.

People are just cheap. When they are rich, they are afraid of being stuffed with money, and when they are not rich, they are afraid of having no money in their pockets. It is really difficult to be a human being...

Having said that, I have to say a word from our Chinese: surprise.

What is a surprise?

After being panicked, he showed his love for him, which was a surprise.

The second I opened the door, I clearly saw a thin and slutty man wearing a T-shirt, flying towards me and kicking me in the lower three ways.

The ruthless moves and the rude routines can be said to be unprecedented and unparalleled.

This kick came for my life.

"Bang!!!"

"ah!!!!"

You must think I was hit, at least 50% of the children would think so, and you, with the surname Yi, would definitely be hit.

Can I say you are too simple?

The most straightforward and proven evidence is here.

If I am caught, I will definitely be filled with tears. Since I am smiling, can I still sit here and write this story for you?

That muffled sound was the sound of me closing the door, and the next scream was...

"My terrible (foot)!!!" Phelps screamed tragically outside the door, probably many passers-by were attracted by it. By the way, don't ask me where his accent is. I have been thinking about it for so many years, but I still haven't figured out which country Phelps is from.

Hearing the scream, I opened the door casually, pretending to be surprised: "Oh, my mother, isn't this Phelps, our swimmer!"

"Bastard... I worked hard to rush back from another place to attend the class reunion... You are the uncle..." This man with a look of "I'm very coquettish" is Phelps.

"Mu, have you been doing well over the years?"

The person who said this was a big black man, with dark skin and about 1.9 meters tall. He was the most loyal person in our dormitory, and he was also the big brother in our dormitory, a very real person.

"It must be Dahei!" I laughed loudly.

"Hey!! Grandson!!!"

I subconsciously kicked the person who scolded my grandson, and he flexibly dodged and smiled a little.

This person is Cheng Zi, a native of Northeast China. Every time I watch the Spring Festival Gala, whenever I see Zhao Benshan performing on stage, I will call him and mock him: "Cheng Zi, your master is on stage, don't you follow him and twist him a few times?"

"I'll say that Mutou is the most insidious. Look, the jue (foot) of Phelps was ruined by Mutou as soon as he met. This is really..." A gentle man wearing glasses came over and hugged each other naturally: "Brother Mutou, are you safe?"

"I'll go to you," I said politely and politely: "Are you pretending to be struck by lightning again."

This gentle and gentle person is a three-person man. He is the most awesome man among our group of people. Speaking of which, I'm afraid that all the graduates of our class knew him.

As the name suggests, when he curses, he is like he has three mouths. His speech is sharp and swearing, and he is even more swearing. The most representative one is when he curses.

According to common sense, people who speak very fast can't understand the swear words, but the three swear words are extraordinary. They speak fast, but they can ensure that the person being scolded can really understand them, and they can also hear the ups and downs in the lyrics. Even our instructors praised him for having the potential to be a crosstalk actor.

Of course, this is just a little bit of his reputation. The reason why he was able to make so many people know him is due to his battle to become famous.

Everyone should understand that in the student days, whether in high school or college, there will always be times when students offend each other.

As for us, offending someone who can be defeated in one fight is considered to be lucky. The one we are most afraid of offending is villains, especially villains who are unconventional and crazy.

The three offended a classmate in our major because they cursed too hard. Then, the classmate didn't ask anyone to ask for three, and didn't ask him to fight one-on-one. It was as if nothing happened, and let the matter pass.

A week later, the three received a package, and we were there at that time, and they were clamoring to open the package to satisfy our curiosity.

While opening the package, the three of them, ah, what's wrong. All the people present, including passers-by, have been petrified.

"Crazy." I sighed with heartache.

"I lost all my conscience." The others sighed in pain.

The three men were silent for a long time, and finally couldn't help but roaring in a low voice. Thousands of words merged into a classic national curse: "I'm a grass!"

The stuff in the package is an inflatable doll, yes.

Male version.

We could vaguely see the eight-pack abs on the doll's belly.

At that time, we could all guess who did it, so the three of them could do it, but he didn't do anything extreme. After scolding, he smiled and took away the doll, and then went to the supermarket next door to buy a box of condoms.

"I have to make him lose all his chrysanthemums." The three of them told us when they were going up the dormitory building. Then, he sneaked into the "murderer"'s dormitory alone.

That day, the man was in that dormitory.

We don’t know what happened, but the three came out in less than three minutes. They smiled and waved to the people inside, and then pointed to the balcony.

"The three are my uncle!!!" The man stood on the balcony with a look of horror and shouted to the people below, fearing that others would not know that he was the three's grandson.

People are shameless and invincible in the world. This is the motto of the three. According to him, he did three things after entering the dormitory.

The first thing is to take off your pants and keep naked. (including briefs)

The second thing is to remove the condom.

The third thing was to say to the man: "You are the first to know that I like men, so I decided to let you stop being reborn, so that you will not always send those things to seduce me."

The murderer was scared to tears at that time and almost called for help while covering his butt.

To sum up, the three are the most vulgar, most unconventional and cruel people among our group, no one.

Of course, he also has weaknesses. His weakness is the boss, Dahei, who we are willing to recognize.

Every time he is a slut or comes to be abusive us, Dahei will stand up (a verb), and the righteous will help us get rid of the three of us.

God knows how scared the three of them were. He saw a strong man of 1.9 meters tall and heading towards him with his upper body naked. Although he was still a distance away from him, he felt that kind of oppression...

"I feel that my hemorrhoids for many years have been cured." Three people once said so terrified.

In fact, Zhou Yan and I understand that Dahei is the smartest among us, and he understands one truth.

"A man, the biggest enemy is himself." Dahei educated us like this when he was drinking, and even gave an example: "Look, three people are despicable? If you want to scare him and make him convinced, you have to be more despicable than him!"

Thinking back on the past, the smile on my face couldn't help but rise. I reached into my pocket and wanted to take out the cigarette and share it with them, but I hesitated for a moment and went back to the room.

Under the strange gaze of the fat uncle, I took a pack of blue and yellow and went out, um, the kind of cigarette that costs five yuan per pack.

"Let's go and find Grandson Zhou." I lit one myself and threw the cigarette box to Sangu. Sangu took it with a smile, lit one, and then threw the cigarette box to someone else.

After graduation, everyone is not doing well. Some people have a slightly higher salary, while others have a lower salary.

Chengzi and the three were doing well, with a monthly salary of almost 6,000. At that time, the amount was quite high. Phelps and Dahei were not doing well. I know this. Although they didn't say much when they called me and said it, I could feel that they were still quite embarrassed now.

They have good jobs and have room for promotion, but they still have to wait for a few years. After all, they have nothing to do with them and they didn't go to Zhou Yan to do this, let alone find three people and the others.

Society is just like this. If you don’t matter, you will die or live after graduating from college and leave it to fate.

If you survive, you will live; if you can't survive, you will be eternal; if you are a man, you have to stand up. This is what Dahei often says to me.

"Let's have to have a good meal today." I patted Dahei's shoulder, and he grinned and said nothing.

Suddenly, Phelps came over pitifully and pointed at his feet: "Suncle, my absolute (foot) has been ruined by you, you have to take responsibility."

"Okay, three, do you have any condoms?" I said righteously: "You go first, Phelps and I will do something, and come tonight."

"My grass! Are you three guys?!" Phelps couldn't help but roar.

"My grass! Are you three people with only three people on the body!" I couldn't help it. What kind of person are the three people? If he turns into a soul and gets into someone else's body, I guess the person who is his body will be gone.

The three of them were watching the show with a strange smile on their faces, but when they heard this, their faces immediately turned black. It seemed that the sand and stones of society had smoothed out his water chestnuts, and the wasted years made his swearing skills become more vicissitudes.

"You two grandsons!!! I..." The three cursed for a long time but couldn't hold it out. They were so anxious that they blushed. In the end, they defeated reason and rushed up to fight against two.

Then I and Phelps joined forces to beat him up.

With the three-member one-on-one challenge skills, even Zhou Yan, no, no, even Zhou Yujia could narrowly defeat him.

"I'm your uncle..." The three men stood up with tears in their eyes and we looked at each other. We stood on the street, pointing at each other so idiotically and laughing wildly.

After several years, we finally met again.

Although now there are different sides, although now...

The same thing is true, there are always a group of fucked people around who are fucked. Today I have a fucking fucking relationship with them and suddenly I feel like I have returned to my college days.

That era of youthful and frivolous silly.

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The fifth volume of the Immortal Pool Platform has already opened. It should have been two updates these days, um~~

Also, you don’t need to pay for the words written at the end of this article. The money is paid for one thousand words and one thousand words. Do you think I have reached one thousand words here?
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